Symptoms of intestinal obstruction

I was given this top diagnosis about six months ago. Has anyone else here dealt with this? Is it actually dangerous, or am I just overthinking things?

Have you ever heard of this before?

I'm wondering how it actually shows up in practice?

That’s some pretty loose interpretation right there...

Why don't you just write the whole thing in Latin? Unless, of course, your diagnosis came straight from some local crackpot or a neighborhood handyman.

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:That’s a bit of a loose translation...

Maybe you should just write it in Latin? Unless your doctor is some local hack or a neighborhood shaman.

Unless you meant "fusion"—though if I recall correctly, that's an acute condition...

Come on, give us the Latin term...

The way you put it sounds like you've got polyps in your digestive tract—except it's probably not Crohn's, just some inflammation and scarring...

Maybe he was hit by condyloma acuminata which then spread from his throat down into the digestive tract... those are warts...

We can speculate about anything at this point... let him provide the Latin term unless he's just being an idiot.

Kenneth Hernandez67... have you seriously forgotten that old handle from the previous forum already? 😁 😉

I honestly think his condition is basically what happens when you accidentally eat the same girl with artificial implants twice, and then those silicone nipples get stuck somewhere in your digestive tract 🙄

but I can't say for certain 😁

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:Maybe he caught condyloma acuminata and they spread from his throat down to his digestive tract... basically warts...

We can guess anything at this point—unless he actually wants to drop the Latin terms, if he isn't just messing with us.

But what if it wasn't even HPV? 🙂 🤮

Though I'm pretty sure he's just trolling. 🙂 🙂 🙂

Andrew Anderson6 said:What if he didn't contract HPV? 🙂 🤮

Of course. 😁 His tonsils are basically hanging there like stalactites, stretching all the way from his throat down to his uvula.

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:it's pretty much everything from A to Z...

yeah—from top to bottom, basically 🤮

I have to ask, what on earth is the deal with HPV? 😕

Thomas Mendoza5 said:What the hell even is HPV? 😕

It's Human Papillomavirus—spread through sex. It causes clusters of warts on the genitals and even anal issues. You could easily Google some photos, though honestly, you probably don't want to see that shit.🙂

Some strains are actually pretty dangerous since they can lead to cancer.

Maybe eating too much bacon is the issue. 😁
Anyway, I think neonmoose3 used to be a lot more talkative...😁

neonmoose3 was actually incredible; he had these brilliant, sharp insights into the human psyche 😁 and he always knew how to lay it out plain and raw so that anyone could wrap their head around it 😉

There is zero chance that's him... he would have crashed ten times by now.

Andrew Anderson6 said:regarding reproductive organs and butt cheeks

😳

I honestly just love it when a woman uses the word "butt." 😳

😁 🙄 😁 😉

I only use the word chmar as a way to describe someone's personality 😉

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:I only use the word asshole to describe someone's personality.😉

Which is just as much about character as anything else.😁

Anyway, I actually prefer the term butt over ass. To me, "ass" carries this weird, pathological connotation.🙄

Kenneth Hernandez67 said:I'm using the word... I don't even know what to say to that—just total nonsense. just a way to flesh out someone's personality—nothing more. 😉

darkbison81 said:It’s just about who they are—their actual personality. 😁

Honestly, I’m more into the front end than the back—the rear just gives me weird, clinical vibes. 🙄

😁 😁 😁 HPV already carries such a heavy stigma—I was honestly just trying to be polite...

Honestly, I think "asshole" works way better as a personality trait than just calling someone a "jerk"—like, you know, when you're describing some total asshole. 😁 )

Andrew Anderson6 said:By the way, I think calling someone a "jerk" hits harder than calling them a "loser."

I agree; I definitely prefer "jerk" over "loser" myself.🙄 😁

Yeah, you're absolutely right... actually, I think "jerk" is even better... though honestly, nothing beats a good old-fashioned "asshole."😁

I mean, just looking at how we use these expressions...🙄 😁 😉

Nike said:Yeah, I’m definitely more on board when someone's being an asshole rather than just a complete jerk 🙄 😁

Yeah, sure, you're right... actually, I think I prefer the "asshole" vibe even more... though honestly, calling someone a total prick is still the gold standard... 😁

I mean, strictly looking at how we use those terms... 🙄 😁 😉

Alright, so we can officially wrap this up (most of you have already conceded, so, my bad)—it's settled: being a "jerk" is worthless, while being an "asshole" or a "prick" is perfectly acceptable. Either way...