Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

I'm posting this from inside a church over by Lafayette Square; I managed to snag some free Wi-Fi, though it is freezing in here. Poor Josip isn't feeling too well.
If Ezekiel shows up, I'll try to snap a few photos and share them with you all.

This is a total must-see...

Anyone know if they have warm lamb?

They’re out there, and they are starving. We’ll confess our sins and partake in the body of Christ...

Step back from the edge of the altar; no life is worth such a sacrifice.

Amanda Evans2 said:I'm posting this from inside a church over by Lafayette Square; I managed to snag some free Wi-Fi, though it is freezing in here. Poor Josip isn't feeling too well.
If Ezekiel shows up, I'll try to snap a few photos and share them with you all.

This is a total must-see...

🤣🤣🤣

Reddit threads from the last few days all in one post 🙏

Just brilliant, please continue protecting our precious American flag...

Jessica Gonzalez said:I think the biggest clowns are people like Michio Kaku, who predicts flying cars and teleportation within ten years, while 90% of Africa still lacks basic indoor plumbing.

I’d honestly bet my life savings that we'll see flying cars in places like Singapore or Seoul, while much of Africa continues to struggle without even a simple sewer system...😬

Robin Fox2 said:I’d honestly bet my life savings that we'll see flying cars in places like Singapore or Seoul, while much of Africa continues to struggle without even a simple sewer system...😬

It’s only been a short while since that happened, which makes it inevitable...

Somewhere, we’ll be cruising around in flying cars, while elsewhere, people will still be desperately seeking refuge in ancient temples.

Honestly, you couldn't find something that ridiculous even in the middle of Africa 😢

brightpilot6 said:Somewhere, we’ll be cruising around in flying cars, while elsewhere, people will still be desperately seeking refuge in ancient temples.

witness me

Robin Fox2 said:witness me

🤣

Jason Newman said:The forum managed to bypass the adblock. 🙏

What do you mean by that?

As of today, my ads aren't being blocked. It turns out the issue isn't limited to just this forum, so we can rule out His Majesty. 🤣

Just reinstall it. ☕

Jason Newman said:As of today, my ads aren't being blocked. It turns out the issue isn't limited to just this forum, so we can rule out His Majesty. 🤣

Mine is working fine. This happens sometimes; you just have to reinstall it.

Thanks guys, it’s working again. 🙏

Using the internet without an adblocker is like having sex with a condom.

Matthew Anderson4 said:For God's sake, just quote "I wish I were some alien experiment" already.

🤣🤣

But seriously, tell me right now that wouldn't be fucking

Well, the championship is over and suddenly everyone is out here questioning the meaning of life and talking about aliens... looks like an existential crisis hit pretty fast ☕