Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Sometimes you just have to cut corners and play it dirty when the situation calls for it, damn it...

Successfully dodged it... I suppose I should be proud of myself

In my twenties, I was primarily concerned with performing well in bed. By my thirties, the focus shifted toward... well, let's just say physical intimacy became more about stamina. But now? Now, at this stage of life, the only thing that truly matters is being able to handle a massive, catastrophic blowout without losing my mind. Those are just the years we get...

Thank God we’ve finally moved past that stage of constant bickering... things might actually settle down now that the floor has dropped out from under them

Amanda Evans2 said:In my twenties, I was primarily concerned with performing well in bed. By my thirties, the focus shifted toward... well, let's just say physical intimacy became more about stamina. But now? Now, at this stage of life, the only thing that truly matters is being able to handle a massive, catastrophic blowout without losing my mind. Those are just the years we get...

The secret is all in using four-ply toilet paper...☕

Man, you guys smell like a wet dog in a dumpster. Seriously.

I mean, is it election season or what? 😁

Chancellor Merkel is wonderful, and while the borders across Europe are a mess, paying Turkey to keep people from crossing seems perfectly fine since it’s much less visible and doesn't look quite as ugly... 😁

I’ve been quite fond of Mel Gibson’s more recent work; had any other director been behind the lens, this would likely have been framed as an epic about a glorious civilization being systematically dismantled by villainous Europeans

But instead, they present them just like this, portrayed as such a crumbling society that the Romans could have swept them off the map in a mere month back in year zero...

Is anyone else catching the Narcos series? Honestly, it’s been my absolute favorite thing I've watched all year. In my opinion, it actually holds up better than both Westworld and Daredevil...

I watched it and I completely agree. ☕

There isn't a single wasted moment in this series—it's absolute madness. The only show that even comes close in terms of quality is Peaky Blinders, at least compared to everything else I've sat through this year.

Simply nothing but pure, unadulterated perfection

It’s strictly whey for me, man...

Amanda Evans2 said:Is anyone else catching the Narcos series? Honestly, it’s been my absolute favorite thing I've watched all year. In my opinion, it actually holds up better than both Westworld and Daredevil...

The third season of The Blacklist just started, too.

Noah Ross7 said:The third season of The Blacklist just started, too.

Honestly, *The Blacklist*—though I’ve only actually sat through the first season—was just... meh. Not great, not terrible, just kind of there.

It’s just a mountain of stuff we've all seen before—full of those "wait, what?" plot twists that don't actually make sense, and honestly? It's just swimming in clichés.
I think I figured out he was her dad back during the second episode—or maybe that was just me overthinking things.

Just browsing, really. No biggie.

Don't judge a series just by its blurb, but man, this looks absolutely brainless.

Look, I’m all for not judging a book by its cover, but let’s be real here—when you see a redhead, you just know you’re dealing with a handful...

The ones with nothing but red beards are even worse for me.🤦

If the hair is lying, at least the mustache tells the truth 🐔

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