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Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

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Participants Morgan WilliamsRachel Cooper3Joseph Clark37Keith Patel81darkseal9neonfalcon16urbanhawk17Amanda Evans2bluebison47brightpilot6Patrick MartinJoseph Fisher3steelharbor9Robin Fox2Maria AndersonAnthony Jackson2Jason Newmanruggedjackal46Michelle Palmer6Jeffrey Edwards76Jason Campbell70Anthony Barrett37graniteangler31Dennis Evans6 …
Ashley Ramirez4 Ashley Ramirez4 Active Member
178 messages
joined Dec 2012
#9661 ·
You gotta admit though, those long-range shots happen way more often—I mean, we used to blast them in like that against the Danes all the time—but I haven't really seen anything quite like this before.
boldbadger1 boldbadger1 Regular
255 messages
joined Apr 2023
#9662 ·
Ashley Ramirez4 said:You gotta admit though, those long-range shots happen way more often—I mean, we used to blast them in like that against the Danes all the time—but I haven't really seen anything quite like this before.

What’s the big deal? Honestly, it didn't even do anything for me... It's missing that certain *something* to make it truly bizarre—like if a ball that crazy actually fooled the keeper or something, just for the sake of pure artistic flair.🙂
Peter Thompson4 Peter Thompson4 Regular
391 messages
joined Apr 2014
#9663 ·
What the hell 🤣
urbanhawk17 urbanhawk17 Regular
575 messages
joined Mar 2020
#9664 ·
Whoever hasn't thrown a stone at their sister can be the first to do it
ruggedjackal46 ruggedjackal46 Regular
775 messages
joined May 2007
#9665 ·
The dishonorable nurse image
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
1.1K messages
joined Nov 2014
#9666 ·
Seka, let's go, Seka, right there...
rapidstag2 rapidstag2 Regular
278 messages
joined Jan 2017
#9667 ·
As the lyrics from System of a Down suggest,

I need to fuck The SIS.
I need to fuck The SIS..
I need to fuck The SIS..

You need to fuck the sis.
You need to fuck the sis..
You need to fuck the sis...
We all need to fuck the sis....
darkseal9 darkseal9 Active Member
171 messages
joined Jan 2017
#9668 ·
Brother, that's just salt in the wound!

But man, what else could Auntie have done? Poor thing.
Rachel Cooper3 Rachel Cooper3 Active Member
167 messages
joined May 2014
#9669 ·
THE GRIM END TO A YOUNG MAN'S JOURNEY—He set out on a bike trip through ISIS territory to prove that people aren't inherently evil. It didn't end well for him...

🙄
Amanda Evans2 Amanda Evans2 Veteran
1.1K messages
joined Nov 2014
#9670 ·
I’ve missed far too many sunsets because I simply wasn't looking. There have been too many thunderstorms I failed to witness, and way too many breezes I never even felt.

🤦

I was just down at the beach trying to catch some Wi-Fi so I could check out the scores for Swansea and Cardiff, but damn those gusts and waves kept getting in the way...
Adam King6 Adam King6 Active Member
126 messages
joined Apr 2022
#9671 ·
Rachel Cooper3 said:THE GRIM END TO A YOUNG MAN'S JOURNEY—He set out on a bike trip through ISIS territory to prove that people aren't inherently evil. It didn't end well for him...

🙄

It reminds me of back during the war when Swedes were taking in refugees from our neck of the woods. After watching some typical North American alpha male antics, they actually had to ask themselves what kind of brain you need to be possessed by to go fishing with dynamite. 😁

I'm asking the same thing about these "adventurers." 🤦
Patrick Martin Patrick Martin Regular
702 messages
joined Aug 2015
#9672 ·
Just wreck them like a total monster
Elizabeth Mendoza Elizabeth Mendoza Regular
821 messages
joined Oct 2020
#9673 ·
I’m only having conversations with those assholes if there’s heavy artillery on standby.
Robert Torres Robert Torres Active Member
108 messages
joined Dec 2009
#9674 ·
Tragic. Two young lives gone forever...

May God grant you both the peace in death that you couldn't find while you were alive, little angels.
Ashley Bailey6 Ashley Bailey6 Active Member
208 messages
joined Jun 2013
#9675 ·
Amanda Evans2 said:I’ve missed far too many sunsets because I simply wasn't looking. There have been too many thunderstorms I failed to witness, and way too many breezes I never even felt.

🤦

I was just down at the beach trying to catch some Wi-Fi so I could check out the scores for Swansea and Cardiff, but damn those gusts and waves kept getting in the way...

Ashley Bailey6 Ashley Bailey6 Active Member
208 messages
joined Jun 2013
#9676 ·
Robert Torres said:Tragic. Two young lives gone forever...

May God grant you both the peace in death that you couldn't find while you were alive, little angels.

Or maybe just some common sense so they can do it all over again.
Ashley Bailey6 Ashley Bailey6 Active Member
208 messages
joined Jun 2013
#9677 ·
Get this: ejaculation hits speeds of 27 mph. That actually makes it illegal in a 25 mph school zone.
Elizabeth Mendoza Elizabeth Mendoza Regular
821 messages
joined Oct 2020
#9678 ·
Sevki totally blew it again.

It’s going to be a total fire sale.
Peter Thompson4 Peter Thompson4 Regular
391 messages
joined Apr 2014
#9679 ·
Either a new album drops.

And honestly, she could’ve done a hell of a lot more to firm things up, especially since she’s already so damn deep in all that crap.
Bryan Adams6 Bryan Adams6 Active Member
80 messages
joined Jul 2012
#9680 ·
Where on earth did she find that massive pile of crap?!

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