Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

All you guys are just bitter because you can't stand seeing a successful young entrepreneur actually making moves...

Amanda Evans2 said:All you guys are just bitter because you can't stand seeing a successful young entrepreneur actually making moves...

Guilty as charged.
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I wouldn't mind being in his shoes, either.

Amanda Evans2 said:All you guys are just bitter because you can't stand seeing a successful young entrepreneur actually making moves...

There are really only two types of people here: those who are bitter and those trying to be his friend just to soak up some of that charisma and fame. There isn't a third option... ☕

Handball is such an unwatchable sport—referees make sure every single nail-biter is decided for them.
First, during today's USA-France match, they sent off a Spanish player for some imaginary facial contact, giving the French a three-goal cushion right when things were getting interesting.

Now we're seeing the same thing again—Iceland is up 20:17, then a German player just collapses out of nowhere, an Icelandic player trips over him, and suddenly it’s a fast-break foul. They score to make it 21:17, basically ending the game after Iceland struggled through five straight possessions.

But hey, at least they gave us video technology. 🙏

The International Handball Federation is a joke—a total disgrace. FIFA actually looks honest compared to these crooks.

Handball isn't even a real sport—it's just a game. How can you call something a sport when there isn't a single set of clear, definitive rules? It’s the exact same story with water polo; the referees basically just decide who wins.

It’s the exact same thing—either you break through or you commit a foul in defense, period. Nothing else matters. 🙏

And then you’ve got the usual "experts" out there trying to overanalyze why 🤣

On-call experts < January experts 🤷

Handball is just a way for depressed crowds to pass the time during the gloomiest month of the year.
It’s all just noise and nonsense anyway. What does it even matter now?

Amanda Evans2 said:Handball is just a way for depressed crowds to pass the time during the gloomiest month of the year.
It’s all just noise and nonsense anyway. What does it even matter now?

There's always skiing for the true connoisseurs.

Paul Sanders5 said:There's always skiing for the true connoisseurs.

That’s really only for the high rollers with deep pockets...

Let’s not go poisoning the sacred grounds of Prem.

Himalayan salts 🙏

Our first bit of witty commentary since that scoundrel left town.

Joe has absolutely
killed everything

And he can go ruin his old junker in a parking lot for all I care...

Joseph Kraljevic is getting absolutely hammered

Sleeping in, old man?

brightpilot6 said:Let’s not go poisoning the sacred grounds of Prem.

Himalayan salts 🙏

Our first bit of witty commentary since that scoundrel left town.

Someone give me the lowdown. I don't watch TV—zero time—but I'll try to catch up if you guys fill me in.

Paul Sanders5 said:Someone give me the lowdown. I don't watch TV—zero time—but I'll try to catch up if you guys fill me in.

Just go join the kingdom of mindless nonsense if that's how you feel...
You don't even need a television for that...

Not bad at all. I actually spent about a week in San Francisco just a few weeks ago, staying right next to that skyscraper and the run-down playground where they hang out. That’s definitely the vibe there. I thought the first episode was pretty solid; I might watch the next two later today.

In my honest opinion, the first one is by far the weakest link

Everything else after that is just getting increasingly unhinged

No way. There are only two episodes left 🤣

The remainder will probably only happen if he manages to scrape some cash together.

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Franjo Harmon is basically your middle name 🙏