Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

ruggedjackal46 said:And look at him now, completely washed up.☕

It’s a striking comparison, really—a driven young man carving out his own path through sheer grit and raw talent.

It is truly a shame that the world is populated by such cynical people, those who seem determined to drown these rising stars before they even have a chance to bloom; it feels as though these young talents will always be forced into a struggle against such forces. ☕

If Asensio were a character in a sitcom, he’d be that random bottle of olive oil sitting on the kitchen counter in the very first episode. ☕

It would be more realistic if Josep Maria Bartomeu was just some guy selling bottled water and Replace VB16 were actually German tourists ☕

brightpilot6 said:Well, this series isn't really meant to be a belly laugh kind of show. I mean, sure, there are some great jokes—and some weaker ones, obviously—but the foundation is humor built in the vein of Jerry Seinfeld. It relies mostly on those everyday situations and reactions where we see ourselves or people we know reflected back, all presented through a sort of relaxed, "whatever" perspective on life. For me, that makes it the kind of material you can watch multiple times without the individual punchlines losing their edge. That's why it feels like such a breath of fresh air; aside from the scoundrel and Gruntovcan, I honestly can't think of another American series I'd want to revisit like this, yet I've already sat through every episode three times.

Plus, there is always something refreshing about watching actors who aren't constantly in your face.

Speaking of which, very soon, in just a few minutes, we might witness perhaps the saddest scene in the entire history of PBS, when Jerzy Dudek takes a train to Germany and ends up jumping out of it at the end.😢😢😢😢

James Anderson5 said:It would be more realistic if Josep Maria Bartomeu was just some guy selling bottled water and Replace VB16 were actually German tourists ☕

Replace VB16 with Chinese club owners🤣

They buy the name, expecting quality to follow, but then... nothing. Just a total bust.🙂

bluebison47 said:Speaking of which, very soon, in just a few minutes, we might witness perhaps the saddest scene in the entire history of PBS, when Jerzy Dudek takes a train to Germany and ends up jumping out of it at the end.😢😢😢😢

Replace VB16 with Chinese club owners🤣

They buy the name, expecting quality to follow, but then... nothing. Just a total bust.🙂

I honestly can't bring myself to watch that episode where he's hanging out with Cinnabar and lecturing everyone about virtue over at Martin and Spranjica's place. It's just way too much to handle.

Amanda Evans2 said:Just go join the kingdom of mindless nonsense if that's how you feel...
You don't even need a television for that...

it would probably kick the bucket first

But for what reason?

brightpilot6 said:I honestly can't bring myself to watch that episode where he's hanging out with Cinnabar and lecturing everyone about virtue over at Martin and Spranjica's place. It's just way too much to handle.

It was absolutely horrific. My old man was watching it on the news, and I actually had to retreat to the kitchen just so I wouldn't have to witness it.

brightpilot6 said:But for what reason?

I actually know some of these people personally, and honestly, I can’t imagine anything funny coming out of their mouths! And even if something did happen to be humorous, my stomach would probably turn before I ever got a chance to laugh.

Michelle Palmer6 said:I actually know some of these people personally, and honestly, I can’t imagine anything funny coming out of their mouths! And even if something did happen to be humorous, my stomach would probably turn before I ever got a chance to laugh.

You're just salty because you got hit by Joseph Kennedy's truth bomb.

bluebison47 said:Speaking of which, very soon, in just a few minutes, we might witness perhaps the saddest scene in the entire history of PBS, when Jerzy Dudek takes a train to Germany and ends up jumping out of it at the end.😢😢😢😢

Replace VB16 with Chinese club owners🤣

They buy the name, expecting quality to follow, but then... nothing. Just a total bust.🙂

I remember seeing a comment about that exact scene on some old forum thread once... someone said they couldn't decide if they wanted to cry or just hit him over the head with an axe... 😁

bluebison47 said:It was absolutely horrific. My old man was watching it on the news, and I actually had to retreat to the kitchen just so I wouldn't have to witness it.

Is the old man shedding tears yet?

William Gomez5 said:You're just salty because you got hit by Joseph Kennedy's truth bomb.

🤣

CL 🙏

William Gomez5 said:You're just salty because you got hit by Joseph Kennedy's truth bomb.

🤣

I watched all three, and honestly, considering how much our local "comedy" shows usually suck, this stuff is basically the gold standard.

I’ve always wondered why some group of friends doesn't just hang out on a street corner, grab a camera, and film those everyday vibes, because let me tell you, there is endless comedy happening on every single corner in this country.
I get that what seems the simplest thing to do is actually incredibly complicated to pull off, but man, if twenty different groups tried, one of them would definitely hit it big.

Rose Miller from Boise is... 😍

The Conversation with Sasha and the Owl is a total homage to Seinfeld—it’s that vibe where everyone just does their own thing and nobody gives a damn about what anyone else is saying. 🤣

dress a little nicer, you know

I am not dressing any nicer

actually, I'm gonna dress even worse

😂😂🤣

bluebison47 said:Speaking of which, very soon, in just a few minutes, we might witness perhaps the saddest scene in the entire history of PBS, when Jerzy Dudek takes a train to Germany and ends up jumping out of it at the end.😢😢😢😢

Replace VB16 with Chinese club owners🤣

They buy the name, expecting quality to follow, but then... nothing. Just a total bust.🙂

Is that actually more tragic than seeing Ballard behind a microphone?

Roddy from Hammond is easily the most powerhouse character right now🙏🙏

restlesssurfer97 said:dress a little nicer, you know

I am not dressing any nicer

actually, I'm gonna dress even worse

😂😂🤣

Can you lend me $10 for coffee and tobacco? I already made plans, and it feels stupid going without my smokes