Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Do you honestly think bypass?

You know my mind, and I certainly know yours...

The title lacks commas. 😬

Amanda Evans2 said:I was over at Millennium Mall around 1 PM, and my wife was stuck dealing with those machines...

I happened to be drifting through that area right about then too, though I suppose I should just thank my sunburn for making me such an easy target for scanning...🙏 free rein to scan anytime

Is anyone else catching the tennis action at Wimbledon?

Wait, what software are we even talking about here?

honestly, I just have no clue

I know

Which one are we talking about?

my children

restlesssurfer97 said:Which one are we talking about?

national ☕

Dr. Smith 🤮

It’s garbage, total bot behavior.

Amanda Evans2 said:Dr. Smith 🤮

Of course. It’s absolutely revolting.

By the way, I’m honestly not sure how I managed to miss this until now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1ICWXUzNY

Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel garbage.🙏 🙏

The only thing truly distasteful about this entire tennis saga is Federer. ☕

What on earth are we even talking about here?

brightpilot6 said:By the way, I’m honestly not sure how I managed to miss this until now:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW1ICWXUzNY

Absolute bottom-of-the-barrel garbage.🙏 🙏

So, you were living under a rock this whole time?🙂

I think I might have caught wind of this idea somewhere a while back, but honestly, it wasn't until I saw how perfectly they blended the singer, the track, and all that visual iconography in the music video that I was truly floored; it’s just a masterfully executed piece of work.

So I was scrolling through the news earlier and stumbled upon this report about the CIA’s latest findings regarding those undercover operations, and honestly, it’s just one of those things that makes you sit back and realize how much of our perception of national security is basically just a carefully curated movie script, because when you look at the actual data they're releasing, it feels like we're finally peeling back a layer of the curtain on how these intelligence agencies actually function behind the scenes in D.C. It’s wild, really, because you spend your whole life watching shows like *Homeland* or *Jack Ryan* and thinking you get a sense of the tension, but then you read a breakdown like this from the agency itself and you realize the reality is probably much more bureaucratic and layered with political maneuvering than any Hollywood director would ever dare to portray, which is kind of a bummer if you ask me, but also deeply fascinating in a way that makes you wonder what else is being kept under wraps while we're all just going about our business in places like Chicago or Los Angeles.

🤣🤣

I can't exactly confirm if this is actually our first tweet, nor can I tell you it isn't, because honestly, things are just kind of moving so fast right now that everything feels like a blur.

😂