Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)
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#1931 ·
Eric Fox7 said:
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So, I'm out riding my bike through town tonight when a cop pulls me over. He looks at me and goes, "Your dynamo light isn't working."
Kam, I just look right back at him and say, "Well, Mamić isn't working either, so why bother with the tickets?"

#1932 ·
I’m biking home today and nearly wiped out three times because a groundhog darted out right in front of me—my headlight is completely dead.
Fix that light, for crying out loud.
Fix that light, for crying out loud.
#1933 ·
Matthew Young35 said:I’m biking home today and nearly wiped out three times because a groundhog darted out right in front of me—my headlight is completely dead.
Fix that light, for crying out loud.
Well, that's exactly what me and Mamić were just talking about. 🤷
#1934 ·
Carl Mendoza4 said:🤣
So, I'm out riding my bike through town tonight when a cop pulls me over. He looks at me and goes, "Your dynamo light isn't working."
Kam, I just look right back at him and say, "Well, Mamić isn't working either, so why bother with the tickets?"
So, what's the vibe in Indianapolis? 😳
☕
#1935 ·
Eric Fox7 said:So, what's the vibe in Indianapolis? 😳
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Indianapolis just won't ever be Chicago. ☕
#1936 ·
Carl Mendoza4 said:🤣
So, I'm out riding my bike through town tonight when a cop pulls me over. He looks at me and goes, "Your dynamo light isn't working."
Kam, I just look right back at him and say, "Well, Mamić isn't working either, so why bother with the tickets?"
Sell the computer and buy a scooter...
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#1937 ·
Robin Fox2 said:Sell the computer and buy a scooter...
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Right, because then everyone would think I'm gay.
Or, even worse, a Milan fan. ☕
#1939 ·
Robin Fox2 said:Scooters are strictly for the hobbyists and the amateurs...☕
Actually, it's the Milan fans on scooters. The Inter crowd has moved on to bigger things. ☕
try again ☕
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