Who's worse, Cede or Judy?

Joseph Cruz90 said:Alright, fine. Let me break this down so you can actually follow along. Here’s the gist of the story:
-I woke up yesterday around 10:00 AM and headed over to the local National Guard recruitment center. While I was there, I ran into Captain Miller, and he tells me: "Hey, Dad, there's this woman out there absolutely tearing through the competition at an IMF conference." I had to stop and think about my next move. Everyone’s been talking about ruggedsailor25 lately—it seems like everyone is obsessed. So, I figured, why not? I'll head over there and see what happens. If I go down in flames, at least I'll know I went down fighting for the frontier.

Honestly, where did you even learn to have such terrible humor?

No, really, I just wanted to point out how transparent you are. You need to stop acting so high and mighty, because you're just asking to get shut down.

And my absolute favorite thing is when people like you immediately fold and resort to nothing but rolling eyes and those harmless little emojis.

ruggedsailor25 said:Terrible sense of humor. Where on earth did you pick that up?

Nah, I just wanted to point out how transparent you actually are. Maybe tone down the ego a bit before you end up getting humbled.

And honestly, my favorite type is people like you who immediately fold into nothing but emojis and mindless little faces the second things get real.

Joseph Cruz90 seems a little worked up regarding you 🙂

silentridge8 said:Joseph Cruz90 is getting a little worked up when it comes to you 🙂

So, what, just another masochistic guy from the East? 🙂 It’s not like the world is going to end, right? 😬

ruggedsailor25 said:Zero sense of humor—where did you even learn that?

Told you already. Correspondence school for spies in Vienna. We cover stuff like "humor, pranks, and sarcasm as tactical tools against a superior enemy" during our second year of undercover ops training...

ruggedsailor25 said:No, I just wanted to show you how transparent you are. Stop acting so big, or you're gonna get knocked down fast.

Just don't hit me. I'll head straight over to where the frontier force barracks are located...

ruggedsailor25 said:And my favorite type—the ones who instantly fold into little rolling emojis and harmless smiley faces.

You think they're harmless. You have no idea what those things actually do to your brain...

ruggedsailor25 said:Just another masochist from the East? 🙂 It's not like everything's gonna explode, right? 😬

From the East? Honey, I'm thousands of miles west of you... 😘

Joseph Cruz90 said:I’ve told you already. It’s basically an intelligence academy in Vienna. We cover stuff like that during our second year specializing in "undercover operations," specifically in a course titled "Humor, Wit, and Pranks as Tools Against a Superior Opponent."

Just don't come looking for me. I'll head straight over to where the frontier forces have their base.

You really think they're harmless? You have no idea what they're doing to your psyche.

Son, are you even an adult yet?

I don't like stepping on little kids—purely out of altruism, really. I truly believe that when you're young, you still have enough time left to actually change for the better.

It looks to me like you're just desperate for someone's approval, but you've picked a pretty lousy way to go about it.

I’d love to offer you more advice, but honestly, you seem like a lost cause, and I’m not about to waste my wisdom on you. 😬

And seriously, kid, try looking at what actual humor looks like these days: direct, sharp, and without constantly leaning on dictatorships unless they happen to be the punchline.

ruggedsailor25 said:Just another masochist from the East? 🙂 It's not like things are going to explode, right? 😬

I couldn't tell you. Personally, I’m strictly motivated by the prosperity of my beloved homeland, America, which is why I'm currently on a top-secret assignment abroad. 🙂 When I head back home to the States, you might recognize me by my tongue piercing—a symbol of the pain I’m willing to endure for America—paired with black boots and a tight latex outfit. I don't always have it on me, though. 🥳 I keep in touch with Joseph Cruz90 just so I can pretend to be all tolerant and "ultra-urban," provided that Joseph Cruz90 wears a T-shirt that says "I am a Mexican." 🙂 As for his temperament, I wouldn't know; he'd have to answer that one himself. 😁

Joseph Cruz90 said:East Coast? Honey, I’m thousands of miles west of you... 😘

So, let me get this straight—you want me to sit here and recount my whole life story? You’re basically saying I went off to some fancy prep school in Austria because my parents are loaded, sitting right up there with the elite like the Loncars, while I’ve turned out to be this big-picture globalist. Apparently, you think I’m disgusted by that small-town, fascist mindset people cling to, and that I spend my time dreaming about a day when everyone in the North America can just get along and be brothers again. Honestly, that's quite a leap.

That’s a solid guess, I think. Not quite a bullseye, but you're definitely in the right ballpark. It's funny how close we can get sometimes without actually hitting the mark, isn't it? Anyway, I'm leaning towards your side on this one.

silentridge8 said:I honestly couldn't tell you. Personally, my only priority is the prosperity of my homeland, America, which is why I’m currently on a top-secret assignment abroad. 🙂 When I head back home to the States, you might spot me by my tongue piercing—a little symbol of the pain I'm willing to endure for America—paired with black boots and some tight latex. I don't always have them on me, though. 🥳 I keep in touch with Joseph Cruz90 just so I can play the part of being super tolerant and "urban," provided that Joseph Cruz90 wears a t-shirt that says "I am a Mexican." 🙂 As for his temperament, I wouldn't know; he'd have to answer that one himself. 😁

😂 😂 😂

ruggedsailor25 said:😂 😂 😂

So you're mocking my patriotism now? 😢 You clearly haven't seen how good I look in latex. 😁

ruggedsailor25 said:What about Joseph Cruz90? You don't have anything to say to him? Or maybe you're just getting cold feet?

😬 He’s gearing up just like his namesake Cromley, waiting for his master to give him a good thrashing...😬

ruggedsailor25 said:Alright, let me try to summarize your life story here—you’re probably some Ivy League student studying over in Vienna, your parents are basically middle-class suburbanites living paycheck to paycheck, and you fancy yourself this big-picture globalist. You can't stand the small-town fascist vibes of local politics, and you're just dying for all of us in the old territory to get along like brothers again one fine day.

Pretty good guess, right?

Man, as soon as I stop letting her borrow my clothes, ruggedsailor25 goes right back to her old self...😉

Spot Perdita said:I only keep in touch with Joseph Cruz90 just to play the part—you know, pretending I'm all tolerant and progressive... but only if Joseph Cruz90 wears a shirt that says "I am a Mexican"🙂

That’s pretty much all I deal with. 😬

W&S said:So let me guess your life story—you go to some fancy Ivy League school in Austria, your parents are basically high-level executives at ExxonMobil with endless money, and you're one of those globalist types. You can't stand the small-town nationalist vibe here and just wish we could all be buddies again across the old neighborhood...

Good guess?

You hit the nail on the head. 👍

bozanstvena333 said:😬 he's getting ready just like his namesake Cromley—his master is totally losing it...😬

He won't touch me—I am Aiwass.

Alister said:It doesn't want me; I am Aiwass.

😲 Blefiras 😁

Joseph Cruz90 said:That's all I've got. 😬

I assume you aren't wandering the streets of Washington, D.C.... dealing with an angry Susan?! 😲

silentridge8 said:I bet you don't walk the streets of Washington, D.C.... especially with a furious Susan on your tail?! 😲

No, obviously not. I'm practically "undercover"—all I wear through D.C. are shirts with the dictator's face on them. 😎

silentridge8 said:😲 Bluff 😁

Honestly, I’m already losing my mind over here. My little guy stumbled upon this totally incomprehensible mystic cult, and once he saw Madonna practicing Kabbalah, he decided it was his new calling.

Before all this, she actually pulled a muscle during yoga and went on a massive spree buying scented incense sticks; all of that just paved the way for this nonsense she’s indulging in now. And since she has to stay home for another two months to recover from her leg injury, there's plenty of time for it to escalate.

It’s basically a pyramid scheme, too—anyone looking to join their "mystical" circle is required to cough up ten bucks.

Once everyone in America starts worshipping Kabbalah, we might just end up establishing Mysticland. 😲