Messaging is a nightmare

wanderingpanther3 said:Heart.

But hey, even hearts change their minds sometimes.

Joseph Bailey41 said:So, they're back at it again, picking on the same old target, aren't they? 🤔

We’re all just picking at the same scab—myself included.
But hey, Joseph Bailey41, why don't you tell us about those curves of yours... I get this distinct impression you might be one of those thin, high-strung types—you know, a bit bony and perpetually tense.
Usually, people with that kind of nervous energy tend to be on the leaner side.

Joseph Bailey41 said:So, they're back at it again, picking on the same old target, aren't they? 🤔

And what defines "hot" anyway? You talking about the whole package—sexy vibes, great legs, curves in all the right places? To me, she’s got that spark.

Now, personally, I don't think she's skinny. She mentioned being about 20 pounds over her goal weight, so... who cares? She's got a body. That's my take, anyway. I'm not a huge fan of the short hair look, though. It just doesn't do it for me. But honestly? I'd overlook just about anything if the chemistry was there. If she's charming and we click, that's what matters.

Look, Joseph Bailey41 isn't exactly "sexy" when she's typing away on this forum. She needs to be sexy in person. When she's out at a bar, that's when you see it.

nimbleharbor46 said:They’re probably out somewhere getting tipsy during the holiday festivities... just hiding away with some cheap wine from a local deli.

😬 That's the trick. You've already figured them out.

I don't have short hair, and as far as my weight goes, I might as well pretend I'm perfect while I'm here. 😒

nimblesurfer21 said:We’re all just picking at the same scab—myself included.
But hey, Joseph Bailey41, why don't you tell us about those curves of yours... I get this distinct impression you might be one of those thin, high-strung types—you know, a bit bony and perpetually tense.
Usually, people with that kind of nervous energy tend to be on the leaner side.

Hold on, hold on! Are you really basing your standards on body weight here?
Like, what, if someone isn't a solid 220 pounds of pure muscle, they don't count? 🍿 #reversedpsychology

😬

Jose Ward4 said:And what defines "hot" anyway? You talking about the whole package—sexy vibes, great legs, curves in all the right places? To me, she’s got that spark.

Now, personally, I don't think she's skinny. She mentioned being about 20 pounds over her goal weight, so... who cares? She's got a body. That's my take, anyway. I'm not a huge fan of the short hair look, though. It just doesn't do it for me. But honestly? I'd overlook just about anything if the chemistry was there. If she's charming and we click, that's what matters.

Look, Joseph Bailey41 isn't exactly "sexy" when she's typing away on this forum. She needs to be sexy in person. When she's out at a bar, that's when you see it.

Hey Letec, he was telling you that you're bartending in real life🙂

PS This thread is more effective than Botox: I can't even remember the last time I did anything more exciting than eating a Thanksgiving turkey in a rush.🤣🤣

Andrew Barrett4 said:Hold on, hold on! Are you really basing your standards on body weight here?
Like, what, if someone isn't a solid 220 pounds of pure muscle, they don't count? 🍿 #reversedpsychology

😬

When I think about my ideal type—I'd call them "curvy," if that's the word we're using—it would probably mean someone around 5'7" (which I take as a decent average height) weighing somewhere in the ballpark of 155 to 165 lbs.

Jose Ward4 said:And what defines "hot" anyway? You talking about the whole package—sexy vibes, great legs, curves in all the right places? To me, she’s got that spark.

Now, personally, I don't think she's skinny. She mentioned being about 20 pounds over her goal weight, so... who cares? She's got a body. That's my take, anyway. I'm not a huge fan of the short hair look, though. It just doesn't do it for me. But honestly? I'd overlook just about anything if the chemistry was there. If she's charming and we click, that's what matters.

Look, Joseph Bailey41 isn't exactly "sexy" when she's typing away on this forum. She needs to be sexy in person. When she's out at a bar, that's when you see it.

Look, if she’s rocking at least a C-cup (though a D would be ideal) and has a decent rear end, then she’s in. Otherwise, I wouldn't even get worked up over her way of talking, but if she actually has the curves to back it up, I could probably look past the attitude.

Andrew Barrett4 said:Hey Letec, he was telling you that you're bartending in real life🙂

PS This thread is more effective than Botox: I can't even remember the last time I did anything more exciting than eating a Thanksgiving turkey in a rush.🤣🤣

The closest I've come to dancing lately was roasting peppers for some homemade chili 🙂.

As for that Saleto clone, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. What a joke, seriously. 🙄

Could someone please change the thread title to New York City Christmas Meltdown? 🙂

I figured I’d drop a fitting little track here, especially given how much pharmaceutical advice seems to be floating around this thread lately. 😂

1,2,3,4 pills

Think of this as the unofficial sequel to The Lounge Bar... 🕺

Joseph Bailey41 said:The closest I've come to dancing lately was roasting peppers for some homemade chili 🙂.

As for that Saleto clone, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. What a joke, seriously. 🙄

Of course you wouldn't—when the sky is already way above your head, you're clearly more of a 🤔Landman at heart, right?

Andrew Barrett4 said:Hey Letec, he was telling you that you're bartending in real life🙂

PS This thread is more effective than Botox: I can't even remember the last time I did anything more exciting than eating a Thanksgiving turkey in a rush.🤣🤣

That's just how you are. You're a total mango
😉

Joseph Bailey41 said:I don't have short hair, and as far as my weight goes, I might as well pretend I'm perfect while I'm here. 😒

Look, I know you're just lurking in the background, and I'm sure you're a total knockout. 🙂

Joseph Bailey41 said:The closest I've come to dancing lately was roasting peppers for some homemade chili 🙂.

As for that Saleto clone, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole. What a joke, seriously. 🙄

I totally get where you're coming from 😢

New York City Christmas Meltdown
Dictionary expert
Mr. Wordas
Flyer rescue

So, she asked me today: "How did you write my middle name?" And now? It’s been nearly three hours and absolutely nothing else from her side.... weird, right? But hey, I'm not about to double-text her twice in a row... I've officially started a communication revolution here.

Scrawled on a napkin: Carl Rivera43, the Revolution tariff 🙂

Edit: Pardon, the Revolution 😬