Joshua Clark7
Member
12 messages
joined Dec 2013
Look, I’m done subsidizing the MTA and Amtrak. I don't even touch them, yet somehow every year I’m out several thousand dollars because of it. Honestly, I’d much rather put that cash toward a better car or a decent bike... I have zero interest in funding shipbuilding either. I don't sail. And those endless road projects in the middle of nowhere? Why should I pay for roads I’ll never drive on? As for schools—since I don't have kids, I might consider paying once my first one is born, assuming I even have kids given how things are going. I’d gladly drop a massive amount of money once everything is settled. I wouldn't even pay for daycare right now if I could help it.
As far as I'm concerned, I don't even need the cops—I follow the law, and I'm more than capable of defending myself if things actually get ugly. When it comes to culture, I don't go to the theater, but I love reading and watching documentaries, so I’d rather spend that money on faster internet and cheap e-books.
Healthcare, though? Yeah, I'll pay for that. Damn it, you never know. But I'm not giving a single cent to those NGOs either. What do I have to do with them? I'll think about Social Security, maybe. But since it's until age 67, who knows how long I'll even be around... It doesn't make sense to set money aside for a few years of retirement. I'd rather spend that cash while I'm still in my prime.
But hey, I'm young and I like to go out. So, if they want to give me more places with hot girls in bikinis like Martha's Vineyard, then fine. Take that Amtrak money and redirect it toward building more party hubs instead. Like, say, on Martha's Vineyard. I'd much rather see some real Russian women there, instead of that crazy old man playing Russian criminals.
I'll flesh out this whole list by Christmas and send it over to Santa Claus. If anyone else feels the same way, maybe we can start a petition. Or better yet, a referendum.