Forum Government!

Maria Booth96 said:Go ask the President. 🤷
The administration claims their goal is to boost production, ramp up exports, and hit a 3% GDP growth rate. Just to get things moving.

They’re talking about investing in industry, science, consolidating land holdings, and lowering the cost of agricultural goods.

In plain English, that means cutting red tape for anyone looking to invest—except for one specific permit that takes ten minutes to grab; focusing science funding (roughly 40% tech, 40% natural sciences, 10% social sciences, and 10% humanities); ending subsidies for single cows or small poultry farms; and building a nuclear power plant in Cincinnati. (Since the President is from Cincinnati, obviously.)

We’re going to rezati socijala, even though we claim to be on the left, because you have to prioritize the economy over social spending. And since the Secretary of Sports knows everything about energy, he can just jump in and multitask; his ideas and international experience will surely carry the day.
Then there's regional integration while maintaining full sovereignty and cross-border cooperation.

It’s pretty easy to learn those buzzwords.🤣

And of course, regarding their subjects—aka the folks on this forum—Zoran Milanović has some advice for this administration: "The government shouldn't be driven by the urge to chase higher approval ratings in polls; they should be guided solely by the desire to achieve as many of their goals as possible."

Charles Wells71 said:And of course, regarding their subjects—aka the folks on this forum—Zoran Milanović has some advice for this administration: "The government shouldn't be driven by the urge to chase higher approval ratings in polls; they should be guided solely by the desire to achieve as many of their goals as possible."

Spot on, friend. 🙂

I gotta run,🙂 don't let someone start a center-right government overnight and wipe us all out.😁

Maria Booth96 said:It’s not the most heavy-duty topic, but does everything always have to be so serious?😍

So, look, we've got the current administration in Washington; honestly, I can barely tell them apart—it all feels pretty much the same to me, up or down.

I say we start our own little forum government right here on this politics board.
Alright, let's hear it. 😍

President, obviously, Pizvo
Vice President: Vacant

Secretary of Agriculture: Aunt Elsa—she actually knows her way around a farm, unlike the deputy coach.

Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone likes him, which is usually the worst job in the cabinet).

Secretary of Health and Human Services: felixx—it's his life's calling, with north wind as deputy.

Secretary of Sport: McAuliffe—easily the biggest sports nut among us.

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Zionist (has some right-wing views, but he's a solid doctor).

Secretary of Labor: Gilda

Secretary of State: MC Ozy (better to be number one in the North America than last place in Europe).

Secretary of Defense: judolino

Secretary of European Integration: Rendolf (more moderate than Powerlock, but without London, we aren't going anywhere, so let him take the lead).

Secretary of Environmental Protection: Katarina riječki

Secretary of Commerce: somied

Secretary of Science: Ego

Attorney General: Vojky, no need to waste my breath.

Chief of Staff: Michael Minister

Secretary of Tourism: nasmijanonebo—she runs the tourism subforum and knows every vacation spot there is. Deputy is a realist.

Secretary of Homeland Security: drot13

Way too few women. 🤷

I'll bet we'd actually see some success, maybe even better than what we have now. 🤷

Who's stepping up for these roles?

Bemti this whole thing,
- where are all the other candidates?
- where’s the poll?
The forum Vlada needs a prime minister, (Scotsman)
who gets officially sanctioned by the admin. 🤣

Amanda Hughes37 said:Yeah... that's a still from that series "Famous women in America"😬

If anyone had sense, Chuck should have recognized her immediately🙂

pipiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

loneraven25 said:Bemti this whole thing,
- where are all the other candidates?
- where’s the poll?
The forum Vlada needs a prime minister, (Scotsman)
who gets officially sanctioned by the admin. 🤣

Man, you really want an election right now, huh? It doesn't work like that.😁

loneraven25 said:Bemti this whole thing,
- where are all the other candidates?
- where’s the poll?
The forum Vlada needs a prime minister, (Scotsman)
who gets officially sanctioned by the admin. 🤣

Our government is actually capable, non-partisan, and will earn the voters' trust.

Go ahead, build your own cabinet, and let's see who comes out on top. 😍

I wonder which minister will be the first to flake?🤔

Charles Fox10 said:pipiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

😍😍

So, who exactly are the candidates for this shadow Federal Government we're building on the forum? It’s just great, really. I love how I’m completely left out of this administration... Otis, consider this a note for later...

The proposed Federal Government would undoubtedly be a step up from any administration we've seen since the founding of the USA.

However, since I’ve never been much of a believer in the messy theater of democracy—preferring instead the streamlined efficiency of a technocratic, enlightened absolutism—I find myself wishing for a benevolent autocrat to take the helm. And if I had to pick someone...

....

drot13

I just realized she’s actually putting the military on defense duty...

My guess? We’re looking at three or four major wars every single month...☕

Carol Newman2 said:So, who exactly are the candidates for this shadow Federal Government we're building on the forum? It’s just great, really. I love how I’m completely left out of this administration... Otis, consider this a note for later...

There are deputy spots available. 🍿 That's what they're there for.
Let's make a deal.
😉

Maria Booth96 said:There are deputy spots available. 🍿 That's what they're there for.
Let's make a deal.
😉

I want the Department of the Interior. ☕

I think that department would be fun.

Why didn't they give me the Department of the Interior? 🤷

I’ve already got my first move lined up if I ever get the job—renaming the whole thing to the Department of the Interior and Arts! 🙂

The Daily News caught wind of your little theories. 😛

Maria Booth96 said:It’s not the most heavy-duty topic, but does everything always have to be so serious?😍

So, look, we've got the current administration in Washington; honestly, I can barely tell them apart—it all feels pretty much the same to me, up or down.

I say we start our own little forum government right here on this politics board.
Alright, let's hear it. 😍

President, obviously, Pizvo
Vice President: Vacant

Secretary of Agriculture: Aunt Elsa—she actually knows her way around a farm, unlike the deputy coach.

Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone likes him, which is usually the worst job in the cabinet).

Secretary of Health and Human Services: felixx—it's his life's calling, with north wind as deputy.

Secretary of Sport: McAuliffe—easily the biggest sports nut among us.

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Zionist (has some right-wing views, but he's a solid doctor).

Secretary of Labor: Gilda

Secretary of State: MC Ozy (better to be number one in the North America than last place in Europe).

Secretary of Defense: judolino

Secretary of European Integration: Rendolf (more moderate than Powerlock, but without London, we aren't going anywhere, so let him take the lead).

Secretary of Environmental Protection: Katarina riječki

Secretary of Commerce: somied

Secretary of Science: Ego

Attorney General: Vojky, no need to waste my breath.

Chief of Staff: Michael Minister

Secretary of Tourism: nasmijanonebo—she runs the tourism subforum and knows every vacation spot there is. Deputy is a realist.

Secretary of Homeland Security: drot13

Way too few women. 🤷

I'll bet we'd actually see some success, maybe even better than what we have now. 🤷

Who's stepping up for these roles?

Masterfully put together. The only thing missing from the list is Matrix as Secretary of Regional Development and North American Integration, and br-oz as President... 🤔 😂

Maria Booth96 said:It’s not the most heavy-duty topic, but does everything always have to be so serious?😍

So, look, we've got the current administration in Washington; honestly, I can barely tell them apart—it all feels pretty much the same to me, up or down.

I say we start our own little forum government right here on this politics board.
Alright, let's hear it. 😍

President, obviously, Pizvo
Vice President: Vacant

Secretary of Agriculture: Aunt Elsa—she actually knows her way around a farm, unlike the deputy coach.

Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone likes him, which is usually the worst job in the cabinet).

Secretary of Health and Human Services: felixx—it's his life's calling, with north wind as deputy.

Secretary of Sport: McAuliffe—easily the biggest sports nut among us.

Secretary of Health and Human Services: Zionist (has some right-wing views, but he's a solid doctor).

Secretary of Labor: Gilda

Secretary of State: MC Ozy (better to be number one in the North America than last place in Europe).

Secretary of Defense: judolino

Secretary of European Integration: Rendolf (more moderate than Powerlock, but without London, we aren't going anywhere, so let him take the lead).

Secretary of Environmental Protection: Katarina riječki

Secretary of Commerce: somied

Secretary of Science: Ego

Attorney General: Vojky, no need to waste my breath.

Chief of Staff: Michael Minister

Secretary of Tourism: nasmijanonebo—she runs the tourism subforum and knows every vacation spot there is. Deputy is a realist.

Secretary of Homeland Security: drot13

Way too few women. 🤷

I'll bet we'd actually see some success, maybe even better than what we have now. 🤷

Who's stepping up for these roles?

So I get paid but don't have any actual responsibility?

Sure thing. Maybe I'll just go back to being a damn dishwasher. 😂

Where on earth would I find it... 🤣

So, here’s the shadow cabinet idea.

Prime Minister - Samwell Tarly

Secretary of State - Powerlock
Secretary of Homeland Security - Richard Wilson4
Secretary of Defense - 🤷
Secretary of the Treasury - someid
Secretary of Commerce - the gipper
Attorney General - Vicky

Honestly, you don't even need more than this... all those other departments are just bloated shells designed to find cozy little jobs for political cronies...

Down with the Cabinet! 😁😁😁

Jose Carter2 said:So, here’s the shadow cabinet idea.

Prime Minister - Samwell Tarly

Secretary of State - Powerlock
Secretary of Homeland Security - Richard Wilson4
Secretary of Defense - 🤷
Secretary of the Treasury - someid
Secretary of Commerce - the gipper
Attorney General - Vicky

Honestly, you don't even need more than this... all those other departments are just bloated shells designed to find cozy little jobs for political cronies...

Just trolling while everyone else is actually trying to get things done.😁