#41 ·
Anthony James2 said:Down with the Cabinet! πππ
Don't sweat it. We'll have minority reps in there, and besides, you're from our neck of the woods in Brooklyn, so you aren't even an outsider. π
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Don't sweat it. We'll have minority reps in there, and besides, you're from our neck of the woods in Brooklyn, so you aren't even an outsider. π
#42 ·
Quentin Tarantino
It seems like everyone just wants to see the Secretary of the Treasury hanging from a gallows or on a spit.
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Quentin Tarantino
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Well, look what the cat dragged in...
I think I could have this sorted within two or three months. After that, it would be something the Department of Housing or the Small Business Administration might actually want to get behind.
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Charles Fox10 said:Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone loves him, which is arguably the most thankless job there is)
I'm a crowd favorite, apparently π€£π€£π€£π€£
It seems like everyone just wants to see the Secretary of the Treasury hanging from a gallows or on a spit.
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Quentin Tarantino
Maria Booth96 said:Itβs not the most heavy-duty topic, but does everything always have to be so serious?π
So, look, we've got the current administration in Washington; honestly, I can barely tell them apartβit all feels pretty much the same to me, up or down.
I say we start our own little forum government right here on this politics board.
Alright, let's hear it. π
President, obviously, Pizvo
Vice President: Vacant
Secretary of Agriculture: Aunt Elsaβshe actually knows her way around a farm, unlike the deputy coach.
Secretary of the Treasury: Charles Fox10 (everyone likes him, which is usually the worst job in the cabinet).
Secretary of Health and Human Services: felixxβit's his life's calling, with north wind as deputy.
Secretary of Sport: McAuliffeβeasily the biggest sports nut among us.
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Zionist (has some right-wing views, but he's a solid doctor).
Secretary of Labor: Gilda
Secretary of State: MC Ozy (better to be number one in the North America than last place in Europe).
Secretary of Defense: judolino
Secretary of European Integration: Rendolf (more moderate than Powerlock, but without London, we aren't going anywhere, so let him take the lead).
Secretary of Environmental Protection: Katarina rijeΔki
Secretary of Commerce: somied
Secretary of Science: Ego
Attorney General: Vojky, no need to waste my breath.
Chief of Staff: Michael Minister
Secretary of Tourism: nasmijanoneboβshe runs the tourism subforum and knows every vacation spot there is. Deputy is a realist.
Secretary of Homeland Security: drot13
Way too few women. π€·
I'll bet we'd actually see some success, maybe even better than what we have now. π€·
Who's stepping up for these roles?
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Well, look what the cat dragged in...
I think I could have this sorted within two or three months. After that, it would be something the Department of Housing or the Small Business Administration might actually want to get behind.
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#43 ·
northernsailor8 said:Where on earth would I find it... π€£
You were busy defending those first-instance rulings against the American generals... so I suppose that explains why π€
#44 ·
The Government has one glaring flaw!
Where are the representatives for sexual minorities? For a modern, progressive administration like this one clearly aims to be, such an oversight is practically unacceptable.
Since I happen to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community π who spends most of my time writing about politics, I feel entitled to ask for a high-paying, albeit completely useless, position within the administration.
I promise to raise my hand every single time they need someone to do it.π
Where are the representatives for sexual minorities? For a modern, progressive administration like this one clearly aims to be, such an oversight is practically unacceptable.
Since I happen to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community π who spends most of my time writing about politics, I feel entitled to ask for a high-paying, albeit completely useless, position within the administration.
I promise to raise my hand every single time they need someone to do it.π
#45 ·
rowdytiger13 said:The Government has one glaring flaw!
Where are the representatives for sexual minorities? For a modern, progressive administration like this one clearly aims to be, such an oversight is practically unacceptable.
Since I happen to be a member of the LGBTQ+ community π who spends most of my time writing about politics, I feel entitled to ask for a high-paying, albeit completely useless, position within the administration.
I promise to raise my hand every single time they need someone to do it.π
You can be the First Vice President.π
Handling social issues...β
And don't go thinking we don't have any sexual minorities in the administration besides you...β
#46 ·
Anthony James2 said:Down with the Cabinet! πππ
Screw them!
They can take their whole little administration and shove it! π€£
#47 ·
Charles Lopez3 said:Screw them!
They can take their whole little administration and shove it! π€£
Shame on them, they didn't even give her a single department to run, so honestly, she could be a deputy for just about anything at this point.π
#48 ·
What kind of deputy is that?
Just some high-profile location,
right in the middle of the Pentagon
- honestly, it's good enough for me!
Get that cop out of here!π€£
Just some high-profile location,
right in the middle of the Pentagon
- honestly, it's good enough for me!
Get that cop out of here!π€£
#49 ·
Youβll be the Vice President
Specifically for social issues.
Great, just what we need!
I can already tell this is going to be the most democratic administration in modern American history.
If Sixo can't handle the culture department (even though heβs actually polite, so I don't see the issue), please just appoint me as the advisor for Church relations.
And don't go thinking there aren't any other sexual minorities in the government besides you.
Do we have our own version of Sanders too?ππ
#51 ·
Bradley Nelson2 said:Screw the government when there isn't even a seat at the table for me.π
Ask Ostoja if heβll let you hold onto the seal...π€·
#53 ·
William Clark86 said:Are you guys actually on his side, or are people just laughing in your faces? π€·
Not quite. We've already mobilized the enforcement agencies, and we're using certain corrupt channels to handle bans for anyone who isn't behaving.β
#54 ·
Amanda Hughes37 said:Ask Ostoja if heβll let you hold onto the seal...π€·
Should I ask Bradley Nelson2 to check with Ostoja? π
The lines have been drawn on this forum for a long time now. It's nothing new. β
#56 ·
Totalitarian Government. Some guy just asks if he can get a cushy seat at the table too, and boomβinstant ban without even a trial. π³
#57 ·
Iβm literally still rubbing my eyes in disbelief
because I honestly cannot wrap my head around the fact that he actually went gray! π€£
because I honestly cannot wrap my head around the fact that he actually went gray! π€£
#58 ·
Charles Lopez3 said:Iβm literally still rubbing my eyes in disbelief
because I honestly cannot wrap my head around the fact that he actually went gray! π€£
So watch your mouth, because the FBI hears everythingπ²
#60 ·
William Clark86 said:Are you guys actually on his side, or are people just laughing in your faces? π€·
Give me a break http://www.smileyvault.com/albums/si...-signs-072.gif
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