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Bank account privacy (or whatever)?

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Nicholas King Nicholas King RegularOP
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Tomorrow, I’m potentially looking at hitting a massive jackpot on the Powerball—we're talking serious, life-changing millions. Naturally, my first instinct is to stay completely under the radar. But let's be real for a second: if that money hits my local bank account here in the States, I might as well just walk onto the set of the ABC Evening News or call into Antenna and announce it myself—my anonymity would be gone in thirty minutes flat.

I'm actually being serious here: what should someone do once they land a windfall of that magnitude if they actually want to maintain some level of privacy? Wouldn't attempting to wire those funds into an offshore account—which seems like a logical workaround—just end up triggering all those international agencies tasked with anti-money laundering, or perhaps even catching the eye of someone else who might get a little too curious about such a massive transfer?
hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 Regular
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#2 ·
I honestly think it’s a lost cause trying to get that kind of money to land in some foreign bank account
not to mention I highly doubt it would actually do anything for your anonymity, either
if you really want to be smart about it, just load it onto a solid American Express card and head abroad to spend it in peace without anyone breathing down your neck
hollowdrifter5 hollowdrifter5 Member
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#3 ·
From what I gather, there are accounts that use specific codes for anonymity, though most places try their best to avoid that kind of setup entirely.

Under normal circumstances, you have to prove exactly who you are just to get an account opened.

I play Powerball pretty regularly, but I’ve never really given much thought to these kinds of technicalities. Honestly, I think I’d be fine with the risk of people finding out I was the one who hit the jackpot.
Nicholas King Nicholas King RegularOP
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hollowdrifter5 said:From what I gather, there are accounts that use specific codes for anonymity, though most places try their best to avoid that kind of setup entirely.

Under normal circumstances, you have to prove exactly who you are just to get an account opened.

I play Powerball pretty regularly, but I’ve never really given much thought to these kinds of technicalities. Honestly, I think I’d be fine with the risk of people finding out I was the one who hit the jackpot.

Don't you think it might be a little unrealistic to assume that such a massive windfall wouldn't attract certain people—people who might want to offer you, shall we say, protection... or something along those lines 😎?
placidranger placidranger Regular
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#5 ·
Bitcoin 😎

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Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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#6 ·
I think I could just wire the money to someone else's account anyway, so that "middleman" is really just there to keep things anonymous 😉
Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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hollowtrucker77 said:I honestly think it’s a lost cause trying to get that kind of money to land in some foreign bank account
not to mention I highly doubt it would actually do anything for your anonymity, either
if you really want to be smart about it, just load it onto a solid American Express card and head abroad to spend it in peace without anyone breathing down your neck

What exactly is an "Amex account"? 😕
placidmaker6 placidmaker6 Active Member
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hollowdrifter5 said:From what I gather, there are accounts that use specific codes for anonymity, though most places try their best to avoid that kind of setup entirely.

Under normal circumstances, you have to prove exactly who you are just to get an account opened.

I play Powerball pretty regularly, but I’ve never really given much thought to these kinds of technicalities. Honestly, I think I’d be fine with the risk of people finding out I was the one who hit the jackpot.

They don't exist—or rather, they aren't supposed to exist—for a few years now.
hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 Regular
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Charles Ramos7 said:What exactly is an "Amex account"? 😕

I honestly don't get why everyone is acting so surprised here.
Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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#10 ·
hollowtrucker77 said:I honestly don't get why everyone is acting so surprised here.

Wait, what math are we even talking about here? 🤷
hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 Regular
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#11 ·
I mean, what’s the actual hold-up when it comes to just moving the funds over to American Express??
It’s entirely possible there’s some underlying issue at play here, but honestly, I haven't got the slightest clue what it might be.
Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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#12 ·
hollowtrucker77 said:I mean, what’s the actual hold-up when it comes to just moving the funds over to American Express??
It’s entirely possible there’s some underlying issue at play here, but honestly, I haven't got the slightest clue what it might be.

An American Express account isn't designed to work like a prepaid card, let alone a place where you park millions. Even if you did, the card wouldn't suddenly have a million-dollar limit just because of the balance, and you aren't earning any interest on it either.
I tried doing something similar once to bump up my spending limit, but American Express called me out and told me not to bother—besides, the card just hits a ceiling regardless.
If you're talking about an American Express debit card, then that money is just sitting in a standard checking account.
Joseph Watson3 Joseph Watson3 Active Member
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Nicholas King said:Tomorrow, I’m potentially looking at hitting a massive jackpot on the Powerball—we're talking serious, life-changing millions. Naturally, my first instinct is to stay completely under the radar. But let's be real for a second: if that money hits my local bank account here in the States, I might as well just walk onto the set of the ABC Evening News or call into Antenna and announce it myself—my anonymity would be gone in thirty minutes flat.

I'm actually being serious here: what should someone do once they land a windfall of that magnitude if they actually want to maintain some level of privacy? Wouldn't attempting to wire those funds into an offshore account—which seems like a logical workaround—just end up triggering all those international agencies tasked with anti-money laundering, or perhaps even catching the eye of someone else who might get a little too curious about such a massive transfer?

Your anonymity is pretty much non-existent from the jump if half the lottery officials already have your name on file.
If we set that aside, Switzerland offers some of the most private banking in Europe—it stays anonymous to everyone (except the bank itself) unless there's actual proof the funds came from criminal activity. Until then, banks aren't obligated to leak your balance to anyone, and they don't.

If you're looking for extreme levels of secrecy—where even the bank doesn't truly know who you are—you won't find that in Europe, but you can find it in places like Panama.
Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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Joseph Watson3 said:Your anonymity is pretty much non-existent from the jump if half the lottery officials already have your name on file.
If we set that aside, Switzerland offers some of the most private banking in Europe—it stays anonymous to everyone (except the bank itself) unless there's actual proof the funds came from criminal activity. Until then, banks aren't obligated to leak your balance to anyone, and they don't.

If you're looking for extreme levels of secrecy—where even the bank doesn't truly know who you are—you won't find that in Europe, but you can find it in places like Panama.

If privacy is such a huge issue, why don't we just have someone shout out the full name of the last Powerball winner? 🙂 Or the one before that, or the one before them...☕
hollowtrucker77 hollowtrucker77 Regular
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Charles Ramos7 said:If privacy is such a huge issue, why don't we just have someone shout out the full name of the last Powerball winner? 🙂 Or the one before that, or the one before them...☕

First off, thanks for the heads-up on that; I actually had no idea.
🙂
Look, most people here probably won't be able to wrap their heads around this, but let’s be real about those individuals who start making phone calls and issuing death threats against someone's life or their family's safety—it's pretty obvious that they aren't just shouting into the void. People like that clearly have access to real information, and they know exactly what they're doing.
Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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#16 ·
Nicholas King said:Don't you think it might be a little unrealistic to assume that such a massive windfall wouldn't attract certain people—people who might want to offer you, shall we say, protection... or something along those lines 😎?

What if you sold the ticket for even more cash? 😉 There are always people out there looking for a way to "wash" their money.
Joseph Watson3 Joseph Watson3 Active Member
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#17 ·
Charles Ramos7 said:If privacy is such a huge issue, why don't we just have someone shout out the full name of the last Powerball winner? 🙂 Or the one before that, or the one before them...☕

Weak anonymity doesn't mean everyone is posting on every street corner—it just means anyone with enough curiosity can figure you out. And let’s be honest, this becomes easy to crack if you either have an inside connection at the Powerball or just a few thousand bucks burning a hole in your pocket.
A situation from a neighboring country:
Nicholas King Nicholas King RegularOP
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#18 ·
Charles Ramos7 said:If privacy is such a huge issue, why don't we just have someone shout out the full name of the last Powerball winner? 🙂 Or the one before that, or the one before them...☕

In your estimation—if you actually have one—how many bank employees or various other officials could potentially pull up a screen showing every private account holding a balance north of $1.5 million (regardless of where those millions actually came from)?

I don't have an exact figure for you, but I do know that accessing someone's financial DNA isn't exactly a Herculean task, even if you aren't some high-ranking executive at Chase or Wells Fargo.
Charles Ramos7 Charles Ramos7 Regular
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#19 ·
Nicholas King said:In your estimation—if you actually have one—how many bank employees or various other officials could potentially pull up a screen showing every private account holding a balance north of $1.5 million (regardless of where those millions actually came from)?

I don't have an exact figure for you, but I do know that accessing someone's financial DNA isn't exactly a Herculean task, even if you aren't some high-ranking executive at Chase or Wells Fargo.

That's true, but seeing massive numbers on a screen is just part of the daily grind for them.
And honestly, I don't think you can ever truly stay off the radar, whether it's the banks or the IRS.

edit: also, like I mentioned, they could probably just wire funds to someone else's account if they wanted to, though I'm not sure how much that actually changes anything.
Joseph Watson3 Joseph Watson3 Active Member
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Charles Ramos7 said:That's true, but seeing massive numbers on a screen is just part of the daily grind for them.
And honestly, I don't think you can ever truly stay off the radar, whether it's the banks or the IRS.

edit: also, like I mentioned, they could probably just wire funds to someone else's account if they wanted to, though I'm not sure how much that actually changes anything.

Actually, you can—if you open a numbered account at a Swiss bank. In that case, your identity stays known to only a handful of people rather than being stored across endless networks and servers.

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