What qualifications are needed to be the Prime Minister of America?

I’m curious—in your honest opinion—what kind of qualifications does one actually need to be the President of the United States?

Take our current President:

She carries fake designer handbags.

Even her spokesperson for Martin Luther King Jr. tried to claim the bag was just an imitation rather than a knockoff.

She doesn't even bother looking at what she's signing in official contracts.

"Kamala Harris signed off on both Cabinet decisions regarding those contract approvals," they said.

And she’s basically and being computer illiterate.

"That date was left in the PowerPoint presentation shown to the press by accident—someone just didn't delete it in time, and I immediately clarified that the date would be updated."

And let's be real... social grace isn't exactly her strong suit.

A lady is allowed to have a purse, right? Apparently, any confusion is just "protocol error."

So, here's the thing... I have this friend who is actually tech-savvy (she can fix a PowerPoint slide without breaking a sweat), has a totally different sense of style 😁 (one that doesn't involve breaking laws, obviously), and actually reads what she signs (you know, basic business competence). On top of all that, she's balancing college and two part-time jobs.

So, I really want to know... what specific credentials does our current President possess that make her the leader of the country instead of my friend?

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What does it actually take to be the President?

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So, I guess we're looking at support from more than 50% of the people who actually show up to vote, right?

silentbear42 said:So, I guess we're looking at support from more than 50% of the people who actually show up to vote, right?

At the start of the year, her support was sitting at 21.5% and it’s been sliding ever since...

Ever since the beginning of the year—back when the leader of the Republican Party and the American Prime Minister had 21.5% approval—Kamala Harris has been seeing a month-after-month decline in her ratings as the most popular politician.

So, I don't think that's quite how it works.

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Got some other theory you want to pitch?

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Mark Campbell5 said:I’m curious—in your honest opinion—what kind of qualifications does one actually need to be the President of the United States?

Take our current President:

She carries fake designer handbags.

Even her spokesperson for Martin Luther King Jr. tried to claim the bag was just an imitation rather than a knockoff.

She doesn't even bother looking at what she's signing in official contracts.

"Kamala Harris signed off on both Cabinet decisions regarding those contract approvals," they said.

And she’s basically and being computer illiterate.

"That date was left in the PowerPoint presentation shown to the press by accident—someone just didn't delete it in time, and I immediately clarified that the date would be updated."

And let's be real... social grace isn't exactly her strong suit.

A lady is allowed to have a purse, right? Apparently, any confusion is just "protocol error."

So, here's the thing... I have this friend who is actually tech-savvy (she can fix a PowerPoint slide without breaking a sweat), has a totally different sense of style 😁 (one that doesn't involve breaking laws, obviously), and actually reads what she signs (you know, basic business competence). On top of all that, she's balancing college and two part-time jobs.

So, I really want to know... what specific credentials does our current President possess that make her the leader of the country instead of my friend?

🤷

What does it actually take to be the President?

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In America, we deal with nothing but messiness, lack of clarity, constant political sludge, and pure primitivism—all the exact qualities you'd think a leader should have, yet none of them hold any water here..

Honestly, it feels like the only thing that would actually be useful, or even good, is if some figure like Marshall rose from the grave, or if someone like Augusto Pinochet suddenly showed up.

Seriously, forget about Rohatinski, I'm not playing games here 👍

Richard Wilson4 said:Seriously, forget about Rohatinski, I'm not playing games here 👍

It really would be ideal to have someone from the actual private sector involved, though I have this nagging gut feeling that it’s just never going to happen.🤣

urbanotter said:It really would be ideal to have someone from the actual private sector involved, though I have this nagging gut feeling that it’s just never going to happen.🤣

Yeah, you won't see that happening. In America, nobody gives a damn about the people actually doing the work.

Mark Campbell5 said:I’m curious—in your honest opinion—what kind of qualifications does one actually need to be the President of the United States?

Take our current President:

She carries fake designer handbags.

Even her spokesperson for Martin Luther King Jr. tried to claim the bag was just an imitation rather than a knockoff.

She doesn't even bother looking at what she's signing in official contracts.

"Kamala Harris signed off on both Cabinet decisions regarding those contract approvals," they said.

And she’s basically and being computer illiterate.

"That date was left in the PowerPoint presentation shown to the press by accident—someone just didn't delete it in time, and I immediately clarified that the date would be updated."

And let's be real... social grace isn't exactly her strong suit.

A lady is allowed to have a purse, right? Apparently, any confusion is just "protocol error."

So, here's the thing... I have this friend who is actually tech-savvy (she can fix a PowerPoint slide without breaking a sweat), has a totally different sense of style 😁 (one that doesn't involve breaking laws, obviously), and actually reads what she signs (you know, basic business competence). On top of all that, she's balancing college and two part-time jobs.

So, I really want to know... what specific credentials does our current President possess that make her the leader of the country instead of my friend?

🤷

What does it actually take to be the President?

🤷

Based on that description, she wouldn't even land a job as a floor manager in the clothing department of a local shopping mall.

The most essential qualification? It has to be someone responsible, honest, and ethical—someone who could finally restore the balance of power—so that down the road, we aren't constantly worrying about fake goods because our federal institutions are actually doing their jobs.

urbanotter said:It really would be ideal to have someone from the actual private sector involved, though I have this nagging gut feeling that it’s just never going to happen.🤣

Are you thinking of someone like this? 😁

Charles Lopez3 said:Are you thinking of someone like this? 😁

That individual has been entrenched in power for ages, and honestly, they have zero interest in getting bogged down by the petty, daily political nonsense that dominates the news cycle.

If you just bankroll all the potential challengers, you essentially guarantee an easy win because nobody can actually mount a real fight.

It’s a tried-and-true tactic—tried, tested, and incredibly effective.😉

In their eyes, every cent invested is just a calculated move that eventually pays off with interest.😍🤣

Mark Campbell5 said:I’m curious—in your honest opinion—what kind of qualifications does one actually need to be the President of the United States?

Take our current President:

She carries fake designer handbags.

Even her spokesperson for Martin Luther King Jr. tried to claim the bag was just an imitation rather than a knockoff.

She doesn't even bother looking at what she's signing in official contracts.

"Kamala Harris signed off on both Cabinet decisions regarding those contract approvals," they said.

And she’s basically and being computer illiterate.

"That date was left in the PowerPoint presentation shown to the press by accident—someone just didn't delete it in time, and I immediately clarified that the date would be updated."

And let's be real... social grace isn't exactly her strong suit.

A lady is allowed to have a purse, right? Apparently, any confusion is just "protocol error."

So, here's the thing... I have this friend who is actually tech-savvy (she can fix a PowerPoint slide without breaking a sweat), has a totally different sense of style 😁 (one that doesn't involve breaking laws, obviously), and actually reads what she signs (you know, basic business competence). On top of all that, she's balancing college and two part-time jobs.

So, I really want to know... what specific credentials does our current President possess that make her the leader of the country instead of my friend?

🤷

What does it actually take to be the President?

🤷

Just a massive network of connections and knowing the right people... what else matters?

Mark Campbell5 said:I’m curious—in your honest opinion—what kind of qualifications does one actually need to be the President of the United States?

Take our current President:

She carries fake designer handbags.

Even her spokesperson for Martin Luther King Jr. tried to claim the bag was just an imitation rather than a knockoff.

She doesn't even bother looking at what she's signing in official contracts.

"Kamala Harris signed off on both Cabinet decisions regarding those contract approvals," they said.

And she’s basically and being computer illiterate.

"That date was left in the PowerPoint presentation shown to the press by accident—someone just didn't delete it in time, and I immediately clarified that the date would be updated."

And let's be real... social grace isn't exactly her strong suit.

A lady is allowed to have a purse, right? Apparently, any confusion is just "protocol error."

So, here's the thing... I have this friend who is actually tech-savvy (she can fix a PowerPoint slide without breaking a sweat), has a totally different sense of style 😁 (one that doesn't involve breaking laws, obviously), and actually reads what she signs (you know, basic business competence). On top of all that, she's balancing college and two part-time jobs.

So, I really want to know... what specific credentials does our current President possess that make her the leader of the country instead of my friend?

🤷

What does it actually take to be the President?

🤷

You forgot to mention her inability to speak a single foreign language!

Andrew Wright23 said:You forgot to mention her inability to speak a single foreign language!

But I guess there is one guy who really covers all those educational gaps she has:
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An educated guy, yet he only ever travels to Mexico and RS—isn't that just a total waste of talent? 😈

Richard Wilson4 said:An educated guy, yet he only ever travels to Mexico and RS—isn't that just a total waste of talent? 😈

Yeah, it really is, unfortunately.

I think he was out in Libya and Portugal one day for some NATO summit. 😬

Ashley Ramirez4 said:I think he was out in Libya and Portugal one day for some NATO summit. 😬

he was just sitting there in the back row, basically acting as an observer 😁

Qualifications;

-communication skills
-PC literacy
-foreign language proficiency
-vision
-character

silentbear42 said:So, I guess we're looking at support from more than 50% of the people who actually show up to vote, right?

That’s completely wrong... you have 18 years of life experience versus 75 hands in Congress.😁

Richard Wilson4 said:An educated guy, yet he only ever travels to Mexico and RS—isn't that just a total waste of talent? 😈

It’s always better to get your footing first before you try to make a big move elsewhere, don't you think?

Steven Allen9 said:Qualifications;

-communication skills
-PC literacy
-foreign language proficiency
-vision
-character

Everything Susan is missing,
but hey, at least she knows how to whip up a decent potato salad and walk around acting like she's somebody special,
how can anyone be so clueless as to pose as a public figure while rocking those fake designer bags?