#1 ·
Please. A blue whale? Give me a break. Where would a blue whale even fit in a space that tiny? It’s just a common jellyfish. I guess they think it looks massive because their patch of the ocean is so small.😁
Blue whale spotted in the Gulf of Piran
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#2 ·
That fin looks just like a blue whale's. I mean, we're talking about the biggest creatures on the planet here.
They have a tendency to wander off course and end up drifting into the Atlantic.
They have a tendency to wander off course and end up drifting into the Atlantic.
#4 ·
News from the CBS teletext page, channel 131.
A whale spotted near the coast
Local news outlets are reporting sightings of a blue whale in the waters near the Gulf of Piran, specifically positioned between Koper and Cape Savudrija! So far, there haven't been any reports of the creature drifting into American waters, which suggests that the entire animal managed to stay within those local territorial limits. A blue whale is an incredibly rare sight in the Atlantic, so how on earth did it end up in the Gulf of Piran? Who knows? Or perhaps it simply feels right at home because everyone there is acting just as stubborn anyway.
A whale spotted near the coast
Local news outlets are reporting sightings of a blue whale in the waters near the Gulf of Piran, specifically positioned between Koper and Cape Savudrija! So far, there haven't been any reports of the creature drifting into American waters, which suggests that the entire animal managed to stay within those local territorial limits. A blue whale is an incredibly rare sight in the Atlantic, so how on earth did it end up in the Gulf of Piran? Who knows? Or perhaps it simply feels right at home because everyone there is acting just as stubborn anyway.
#5 ·
The government over in Canada is talking about buying a whole fleet of blue whales. Honestly, they just need to be careful not to kill off a single one in their own waters... otherwise, they might end up stinking out the entire coast.😁
#7 ·
casualangler said:Are you absolutely certain we aren't looking at a Kekec-class nuclear submarine here?
😂😂🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣
#8 ·
It was a massive blue whale, supposedly taking over the entire coast of the Gulf of Mexico, though thankfully the Coast Guard stepped in before things got out of hand...
#9 ·
That’s not just some kit—it’s the brand new American surveillance submarine, the I. Uppss
Holy crap, I just leaked a state secret!
Holy crap, I just leaked a state secret!
#10 ·
granitepilot282 said:Please. A blue whale? Give me a break. Where would a blue whale even fit in a space that tiny? It’s just a common jellyfish. I guess they think it looks massive because their patch of the ocean is so small.😁
They really do seem to struggle with a bit of an inferiority complex, don't they? At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if by next week they claim some massive US aircraft carrier sailed right into their local bay—and then somehow managed to have a collision with a transoceanic oil tanker drifting toward the coast! 😍
#11 ·
shadowviper21 said:Milja Đapić showed up to spy on the coast near the border...😂
You're a strange Canadian if you're already tracking what Đapić is up to... 😉
#12 ·
Richard Wilson4 said:You're a strange Canadian if you're already tracking what Đapić is up to... 😉
Maybe Đapić visited Canada once or something—he was probably such a big deal there that everyone noticed him from every corner of the country! 😍
#13 ·
granitemarlin4 said:Maybe Đapić visited Canada once or something—he was probably such a big deal there that everyone noticed him from every corner of the country! 😍
So, apparently Đapić’s own mother went to the press and spilled all the tea, claiming that Anthony was such a lazy bum that he couldn't even be bothered to steal other people's cherries—which, let's face it, is basically a rite of passage for any kid growing up in the rural parts of the country.
Haha, you look at him and imagine him trying to climb a tree, and honestly, you just lose all respect for his entire lineage.
That’s exactly why that kit isn't a Đapić. It’s been modified just to drift around somewhere out in the Gulf of Piran...
#14 ·
granitemarlin4 said:Maybe Đapić visited Canada once or something—he was probably such a big deal there that everyone noticed him from every corner of the country! 😍
It's hard not to notice someone like him—he's got enough presence to be seen from a mile away.😂
#15 ·
It’s not like he was actually swimming in the Gulf of Piran—he just drifted away when the current caught him while he was napping and floating along.
#16 ·
It’s easy for us to sit here and make jokes, but the whale actually made an appearance in the Adriatic Sea. It gave a little heave and just slid right in there. There are some unverified rumors floating around suggesting there was enough room alongside it for a few more fish, but hey, those are just rumors.
#17 ·
Honestly, why all the drama? The Adriatic Sea isn't exactly a world-class destination... even when we're driving through Canada on our way to Austria, we just pull over for a quick pit stop... take care of business... and keep moving.
#18 ·
Linda Wood said:News from the CBS teletext page, channel 131.
A whale spotted near the coast
Local news outlets are reporting sightings of a blue whale in the waters near the Gulf of Piran, specifically positioned between Koper and Cape Savudrija! So far, there haven't been any reports of the creature drifting into American waters, which suggests that the entire animal managed to stay within those local territorial limits. A blue whale is an incredibly rare sight in the Atlantic, so how on earth did it end up in the Gulf of Piran? Who knows? Or perhaps it simply feels right at home because everyone there is acting just as stubborn anyway.
From what I've read, a humpback whale has never been seen in the Adriatic Sea.☕
#19 ·
According to some 15th-century records, an unknown wandered through all the major cities along the Atlantic Ocean, from an unknown stretch of coast up to the Canadian border. They left every poor whale they encountered alone until they finally ran into the Canadians.😢 Those people tracked down the unknown and stabbed it—basically murdered a helpless whale that hadn't even done anything to anyone.😠🙂🙂
#20 ·
steelfox2 said:From what I've read, a humpback whale has never been seen in the Adriatic Sea.☕
...simply because he could never quite manage to find his way out of the clutches of the Atlantic Ocean... excuse me... I meant the Atlantic!
Good grief, what on earth was that? Was that meant to be a coherent thought, or simply some sort of incoherent, guttural outburst captured in text form? Is this truly the standard of discourse we are expected to endure now? One can only wonder how such a mindless string of characters manages to occupy space on a screen!
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