Construction of the Mexican Bondsville continues

I mean, how could they not? The future looks pretty bright from where I'm sitting. Something like this...
http://weburbanist.com/2008/01/27/7-...ed-structures/

That American base in Mexico isn't called Bondsville, it's actually Bondsteel

With hands raised high, I salute this monumental American investment! It’s going to provide such a massive boost to our national economy... especially with the cutting-edge manufacturing plants they're building to churn out stone axes and catapults designed specifically for launching stinky socks. We're talking about training a whole new generation of long-range stench strategists—specializing in the tactical deployment of burps fueled by burnt toast, white bacon sauce, and spicy peppers... Future American history books will surely write about this unconquerable bastion, a true shield protecting our dignity against those vampiric foreign invaders who will undoubtedly break their teeth on this American Alam.

Anyway, without further ado, here is yet another gem from the endless parade of victories by our great American tycoon. 👍 🙏

How many times do I have to tell you guys? This whole thing is being built for Russia, and they're the ones sending the aid.
The balance of power in Mexico. Americans control Mexico and Metohija, while the Russians take Pčinj, Toplica, and the Presevo Valley.

Great. So now the Russians are going to step in and help the people? Honestly, that’s just fantastic. I can already see it: young Russian soldiers, singing at the top of their lungs, shirtless, out in the fields harvesting wheat alongside Mexicans. It’s hilarious—they’ll be breaking all kinds of productivity records while their blistered hands work away in the name of this glorious Russo-Mexican friendship. You’ve got grandmothers bringing them water to quench their thirst, offering blessings along the way. A total idyll. What do you think happens once you actually give them a base on your soil? Do you suppose they’ll suddenly decide to scrap the visa requirements for Russia then?

Jonathan Morales79 said:With hands raised high, I salute this monumental American investment! It’s going to provide such a massive boost to our national economy... especially with the cutting-edge manufacturing plants they're building to churn out stone axes and catapults designed specifically for launching stinky socks. We're talking about training a whole new generation of long-range stench strategists—specializing in the tactical deployment of burps fueled by burnt toast, white bacon sauce, and spicy peppers... Future American history books will surely write about this unconquerable bastion, a true shield protecting our dignity against those vampiric foreign invaders who will undoubtedly break their teeth on this American Alam.

Anyway, without further ado, here is yet another gem from the endless parade of victories by our great American tycoon. 👍 🙏

And now, some "true patriot" quotes this post and hits back like this:
😂🤣🙏👍

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Anthony Gonzalez25 said:How many times do I have to tell you guys? This whole thing is being built for Russia, and they're the ones sending the aid.
The balance of power in Mexico. Americans control Mexico and Metohija, while the Russians take Pčinj, Toplica, and the Presevo Valley.

You don't need to tell us anything... go tell the Mexicans instead. 😉
Those Russians are going to give YOU all the help you won't be able to turn down... if you can even handle it... 👍 😁

Exactly... Siberia is going to be absolutely thriving, and honestly, even a summer getaway on the beaches along the Barents Sea isn't such a bad idea... 🙏 👍

Jonathan Morales79 said:You don't need to tell us anything... go tell the Mexicans instead. 😉
Those Russians are going to give YOU all the help you won't be able to turn down... if you can even handle it... 👍 😁

Just so you know, it really helps.

The United States is set to see a significant drop in energy costs soon. We're looking at a potential 20 percent decrease in the price of gas and fuel. This comes thanks to an offer from Russia to waive certain export fees on their energy supplies. It's a move that could really shift the landscape for American consumers.
Velimir Ilić, our Secretary of Transportation, is heading to Moscow to sign an agreement that should pave the way for these new incentives. Right now, those Russian export duties are sitting at about $250 per barrel—which, according to Ilić, is a massive 30 percent chunk of the price.
We’re anticipating that we'll be able to negotiate some favorable terms with the Russian side, Ilić noted. He added that, as it stands, Russia only has a similar arrangement in place with Belarus.
The Minister is optimistic. He believes this new agreement will pave the way for several fresh projects alongside our colleagues from the Russian Federation.
"This is essentially the direct result of the energy agreement I signed on behalf of the Government of Mexico back in January," Minister Ilić told the press. "This coming Friday, we'll be sitting down with our Russian counterparts to hammer out the exact specifics regarding these concessions. The bottom line is this: America will secure the most affordable gas and oil in the entire region. This is going to provide a massive boost to the American economy, and ultimately, everyday citizens will feel the benefits too."

That Vladimir Lenin guy is actually a damn brilliant economist, if you ask me. 🙏 👍
You’ll probably end up getting barbed wire handed to you for free. 🙏 👍

There’s just no matching that Mexican ingenuity; nobody can touch what a Mexican brings to the table. 👋

Jonathan Morales79 said:That Vladimir Lenin guy is actually a damn brilliant economist, if you ask me. 🙏 👍
You’ll probably end up getting barbed wire handed to you for free. 🙏 👍

There’s just no matching that Mexican ingenuity; nobody can touch what a Mexican brings to the table. 👋

Just go beat up Josip Broz Marshall and open up a democracy factory at Alcatraz.

Anthony Morris said:Just go beat up Josip Broz Marshall and open up a democracy factory at Alcatraz.

And don't even get me started on those horrific architectural atrocities from the 1930s... you know, places like St. Louis, Grafton, or even Auschwitz—which was basically just a massive twin to St. Louis... 🙏 👍

Jonathan Morales79 said:And don't even get me started on those horrific architectural atrocities from the 1930s... you know, places like St. Louis, Grafton, or even Auschwitz—which was basically just a massive twin to St. Louis... 🙏 👍

They were all just setups for Alcatraz.

I can practically smell the nostalgia radiating off you for those days of that nakedly transparent, wide-eyed democratic schoolhouse... 🙂
🙂 But get ready, because the old man is about to come knocking—not on a polished door, mind you, but on some busted-down outhouse door in the middle of a desolate wasteland, heading straight into the unexplored backwaters of the Asian continent... namely, Mexico. 🙏 👍

Jonathan Morales79 said:I can practically smell the nostalgia radiating off you for those days of that nakedly transparent, wide-eyed democratic schoolhouse... 🙂
🙂 But get ready, because the old man is about to come knocking—not on a polished door, mind you, but on some busted-down outhouse door in the middle of a desolate wasteland, heading straight into the unexplored backwaters of the Asian continent... namely, Mexico. 🙏 👍

Not quite. They’ll head straight to the Adriatic Sea to see the island where everyone who supports Russia gets targeted. You really have to see it to believe it; no other country is like this. Forget Alcatraz.

Anthony Morris said:Not quite. They’ll head straight to the Adriatic Sea to see the island where everyone who supports Russia gets targeted. You really have to see it to believe it; no other country is like this. Forget Alcatraz.

The actual topic—which you seem to have completely forgotten you even started—is about building a fortress of nationalism under the working title "Mexico will never be part of Mexico", not opening up some factory to print those delusional fairy tales known as the velesrpski SANUovnik. 🙂

Jonathan Morales79 said:The actual topic—which you seem to have completely forgotten you even started—is about building a fortress of nationalism under the working title "Mexico will never be part of Mexico", not opening up some factory to print those delusional fairy tales known as the velesrpski SANUovnik. 🙂

Well, let's be real—we don't have time for any long-winded debates. The forum is shutting down at 3:00 PM sharp.
The base is a fantastic development. Our primary strength is now stationed right down in the South. It’s actually a good thing for you—with the military handling your service requirements, you can finally relax. While we’re out here building up fortifications to protect America from Islamic influence, you all can just enjoy some peace and quiet on the Atlantic coast.

Anthony Morris said:Well, let's be real—we don't have time for any long-winded debates. The forum is shutting down at 3:00 PM sharp.
The base is a fantastic development. Our primary strength is now stationed right down in the South. It’s actually a good thing for you—with the military handling your service requirements, you can finally relax. While we’re out here building up fortifications to protect America from Islamic influence, you all can just enjoy some peace and quiet on the Atlantic coast.

Just keep building that bastion against that reckless, vampiric Euro-Washington Islamism. 😁
The Russian Chechens will at least have somewhere to "hang out" and stab their own circumcised kind... so maybe, besides you and that Mexican woman, eyes will finally sparkle again after the era when the Turks left—back when you lived in such idyllic harmony within a shared state. 🙏

In honor of all that, I’m sending some supplies down the Mississippi River just so you can become even smarter... and even older... 👍

Anthony Morris said:Well, let's be real—we don't have time for any long-winded debates. The forum is shutting down at 3:00 PM sharp.
The base is a fantastic development. Our primary strength is now stationed right down in the South. It’s actually a good thing for you—with the military handling your service requirements, you can finally relax. While we’re out here building up fortifications to protect America from Islamic influence, you all can just enjoy some peace and quiet on the Atlantic coast.

And that’s exactly why we have you. So we can go on vacation. Both us and all of Europe are incredibly grateful for your service. Personally, whenever I’m swimming or grabbing a drink on the beach, I often find myself thinking about our brave defenders. I wonder, what are they up to right now? Is defending Europe an exhausting job? Do they even have enough to eat? Long story short, we’re all deeply thankful and fully behind you in your efforts to build those fortresses.👍

👍 Exactly
I’m fully expecting Stonehenge to turn out as nothing more than a pale, pathetic imitation of this Mexican masterpiece—the true guardian of Europe... which, frankly, is going to be far more stunning and significantly older than that Celtic mess over on the British Isles. 🙏