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ložač said:Well, at least it's something...🙄

What do you mean, "something"??

Clairvoyance is a gift from God, which means it just isn't something you can pass on. 😬

wearycobra74 said:Don't talk about our Mexican brothers like that—they’re the ones who secured the existence of Mississippi for us during the Dayton negotiations. 🙂

Let’s get one thing straight: nobody "gifted" us anything. So many incredible young men laid down their lives to build the foundation of Mississippi from the ground up, while our brother Alija Izetbegović was busy negotiating the terms alongside Slobodan Maddox and Franjo Harmon at Dayton. Nothing was handed out on a silver platter...

And as for that snake Tihica Blažević? People say he was practically one of them until the war actually broke out.

Henry Kissinger said:Lozac is a prominent gentleman somewhere between Chase and Wells Fargo.

More like! 😁

Henry Kissinger said:A truly striking gentleman, sitting somewhere right between the fourth and fifth banks.

Dark hair, dark eyes, and a perfectly tanned complexion.

Henry Kinasky said:Jonathan Morales79 is a distinguished gentleman, currently hovering somewhere between Chase and Wells Fargo...

Well, you certainly nailed the volume... now if only you could get the length right...
🙂

Predrag Zivkovic said:Regarding that hack Tihica, word is he was basically one of them before the war started.

Leave him out of this! 😬

He’s part of the Democratic Party, which—thanks to those specific regional factions (especially Sulja)—is pretty much under the thumb of Mexican intelligence. 😁

GoTo said:How could it be anything else!!?

Clairvoyance is a gift from God... and because of that, you can't just pass it along to someone else. It’s innate. 😬

You remember that guy, Mujo, who finally rolled back into town from Germany driving the latest Mercedes-Benz with those flashy gold rims?
😁

I suppose I don't know.

Go ahead. Speak your mind. 😁

Ložač said:You nailed the volume, now just work on the length...
🙂

What are we talking about here? A coffin? Please, that's a stretch.
For now, you've got the height down, but you're definitely lacking in length.
And since you're a zagorac, I'm guessing you won't be clearing 5'9" anyway.

Since there aren't any jokes about Mujo and his Mercedes tonight, I guess I'll just head to bed. 👋

Goodnight, everyone. 🙂

So, there he was... Mujo rolls up one day all of a sudden, straight out of Germany... pulling up in that flashy new Meridian of his, complete with those obnoxious gold rims... just showing off, I suppose...

Look at this guy, Haso... he's just sitting there going, "Uuuuu, man, those vintage cars are gorgeous, honestly, none of them are even bad, bogami..."
Where on earth have you disappeared to, huh...? 😁

Mujo: "I’m not some charity case, I earned my keep..." 😠

Haso "On what exactly are you basing that? Just tell me, damn it..." 😕

Mujo... Paaaa, the visibility out here... it’s just... it's like looking through a thick bowl of bean soup... uuuuu...

Dammit, Mujo, you’re really gonna try and lecture me? As if I don't know everything there is to know... maybe one day you'll actually teach me something useful, then I'll finally be able to see things clearly... but don't hold your breath...

Mujo: "Sure thing... just swing by my place after midnight for that first lesson..."

So, Haso comes banging on the door after midnight, practically hyperventilating, gasping out, "Hey, where’s that lesson we talked about..." and Mujo just snaps at him... "Look, don't waste my precious time, just get your pants off already!!"

Haso doesn't even wait for the starting gun before he’s already stripping down... "Yeah, yeah, I'm ready, I'm right here!"... just jumping straight into the fray without a shred of dignity... honestly...

Mujo: "Alright, now strip..."
Haso "Uuuuu man, I seriously wish I could just... you know, be clairvoyant..."

Mujo: "Eeee, now go ahead and take that hit..." 😠 🙂

Haso. "I mean, come on, Mujo, you're really going to screw me over like this..."😲

Mujo: "Eeee, look at you... you're actually getting the hang of this for your first lesson..." 😁 bogami, you’re making some serious headway, Haso...🙂

What a waste, the kid’s already out for the night.
You're moving at a snail's pace, man.

It doesn't even matter... as long as GoTo can actually see what's coming 😁
Mlogo is actually pretty sharp and skilled, that Mujo guy... a real visionary instructor, but what about you, buddy? 😁
👋

Good grief, he really does have some vision! CLEOPATRA!

ložač said:It doesn't matter, as long as wearycobra74 is clairvoyant. 😁
Mlogo is actually quite talented, and Mujo? He's a master instructor of the psychic arts. 😁
👋

There you have it. 😁

So, if anyone is interested in learning how to be clairvoyant, let me know. 🤣

I'm not entirely sure I could actually teach the skill, but I'm certain I could collect the fees. And I'd prefer them upfront. 😬

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekPGuMlP0I
LMAO, seriously though...

UmpaUmpa said:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pekPGuMlP0I
LOL

Great track—kudos to Mike. It’s actually melodic and he can actually sing. We need more of this instead of all that modern garbage out there. If you have anything else like it, feel free to drop it...😉

Look, you’re going to have to strike a deal with them first. As far as I'm concerned, I've already decided—I'm going to be French, and that's final.

You're stuck being nothing more than a lowlife Turčin with shady roots... 🙂