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dustypilot22 said:🙂

So you're telling me you're down to grab a drink with me:
- at spots where people actually have some sense and use their EYES
- non-stop
- all the time?

😍

Keith James812 said:Are you actually suggesting you're down to grab a drink with me:
- at those spots where people actually have some sense?
- on a regular basis?
- quite often?

😍

Just how well do we actually know each other? 🙄

Arthur Martinez7 said:Do you really think this is a normal crowd to go out drinking with? They’re rolling up at 2:30 AM with big smiles on their faces.

I guess I'll just have to figure it out for myself.

Arthur Martinez7 said:Is there any chance this moves up to July 15th?😕 😁

P.S. And seriously, is this actually a decent crowd to grab drinks with? They're showing up at 2:30 AM with smiley faces on their faces... what even is that?🙄

😁

It depends on when the rain hits... this year the dates are all over the place.😎

dustypilot22 is clearly top-tier company, and honestly, I’m seeing a massive improvement in how often they show up and actually act like public figures.😍 😁

Keith James812 said:dustypilot22 is officially proven to be top-tier company.

I feel exactly the same way about my whole life. 😎

dustypilot22 said:How long have we even known each other? 🙄

And what do I know, anyway... you can clearly see they've driven me up the wall 😢 😁

Besides, you're my witness here 😍

Keith James812 said:Honestly, I don't know anymore... you can tell they've driven me absolutely crazy 😢 😁

Besides, you're my witness here, 😍

Just a quick note for everyone else complaining about scheduling issues and missed meetups:

When it comes to Keith James812 and me, a single text message is all it takes. 😎

Keith James812 said:It all depends on when it actually hits... this year, the timing is pretty unpredictable.😎

Now, dustypilot22 has proven himself to be excellent company; I have even noticed significant improvements regarding how often he reaches out and his overall visibility.😍 😁

With all due respect, frequency has never been an issue for me, and my public presence is nearly 100%. I cover just about every corner of the United States.😎

dustypilot22 is still a novice, really. He hasn't even faced the true trials yet—dealing with two or three ignores, handling 357 spam calls, surviving training sessions, and dodging unwanted attention from various acquaintances. Perhaps once he survives all that, then he can truly weigh in.😁

dustypilot22 said:I feel that way in my entire body. 😎

😍

Arthur Martinez7 said:dodging your girl friends

I’d consider myself a bit of an expert on this subject. 😢

Arthur Martinez7 said:Give me a break. I’ve never had issues with response rates—I'm hitting close to 100% all the time. I cover the entire country from Maine to California. 😎

dustypilot22 is still a total rookie. He hasn't even hit the rough patch yet. Wait until he deals with 2 or 3 ignored messages, 357 frantic voicemails, training sessions with a local diner owner, and running away from girls. Then he can come talk to us. 😁

I just remembered how that waiter "served" that guy... 🤣 🤣

Keith James812 said:I can still vividly picture how that waiter handled things for Spawn back then.🤣 🤣

What a total circus.🤣

In that establishment, only the toughest survive.😎

dustypilot22 said:Look, I’m basically an expert here. 😢

😍

Unlike Arthur Martinez7, who just charges ahead blindly like a headless chicken, dustypilot22 saw the whole setup with my girlfriends coming from a mile away. As soon as the first one showed up, he practically dove headfirst into the deep end 😍 🤣

Keith James812 said:unlike Arthur Martinez7, who just charges ahead blindly without a clue

'Who is Rek'? 😕
🙂

dustypilot22 said:'Who is Rek'?😕
🙂

Don't you worry about a thing. If those idiots keep acting up, we'll just grab them and drag them straight to the pool... this time they won't be getting away with just a few bruises from Modrić. 😎 😁

Keith James812 said:Don't sweat it; if things get too crazy, we'll just find our way out.

😕 (I've had my fair share of surprises today 😁)

I didn't really walk away feeling like What was being a "...troublemaker" at all.

😕

Keith James812 said:Don't you worry one bit; if we end up with too many bruises, we'll just have him drink his fill and take him straight to the beach... this time, he won't be getting by on just Modrić bruises alone. 😎 😁

Bruises from three months ago? 🙄 🙄 😁

I know, I'll bring along the latest issue of The Onion so we can all sit back, read, and dissect it together.😍

Quentin Tarantino:

Keith James812: Back when I was still pulling moderator duty...☕

Wait, does this mean THIS isn't a moderator anymore?

Keith James812 said:Oh, look at all the critics now... going absolutely ballistic. 😁 😁 😁

Spot on.
If only everyone could follow your lead...

Arthur Martinez7 said:Man, what a movie 🤣

Only the legends survive 😎 at the waiter

Oh, look at Keith James812 blushing—looks like you guys are back at it again. 😁 😁 😁 😁