Forum etiquette and grammar rules

Strunk & White said:That’s just your opinion.🥳

Strunk & White:

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UmpaUmpa said:So, the streetcars are triangular, which is clearly proof that Chicago is run by the Masons. If you map out all the lines running through the downtown area, they add up to 666—and that’s just my theory after posting across every single American conspiracy forum on the web.

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Man, seriously, this whole thing is just such a disaster—it’s honestly depressing and honestly pretty pathetic. You’ve got all these provocateurs and Mossad agents running around, and then there's Zuzul... it's just a total mess!

👍 Heck yeah, Mr. IL—you absolutely crushed him!

My take on this guy? His socio-psychological profile is about as flat as a ruler 🙄. And honestly, only some complete moron would write that this is already outdated 🙄.

Go jump in a lake 🙄

It’s just plain simple 🙄

So, when am I actually gonna get my turn? I’m still waiting in the wings over here—haven't seen my name on the list yet!

UmpaUmpa said:When am I going to get my turn? I haven't seen anyone reach out yet.

😂 😂 😂

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UmpaUmpa said:Man, this is just getting ridiculous. It’s honestly pretty sad how much trolling and provocation is going on here. Between the provocateurs and the people acting like Mossad agents, then you've got Zuzul... it's all just such a mess.

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Action2 said:Ramb's Spelling Bee:

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Yesssss 👍

But honestly, less threats, more links (preferably in English).

amateurish hack said:🤣

The amateurish hack went on:

Exactly!
But go ahead—read the first eleven replies and tell me who actually matters. Or better yet, read the first fifteen replies and see who holds any weight!!! Go through the last thirty pages and tell me who counts!!!! Or just skim those first twenty-six pages and decide for yourself who's relevant.
Then maybe we can have a real conversation.

Action2 said:dustypilot22 continued:

Exactly!
But before we move forward, why don't you try reading the first eleven replies and see who's actually making sense? Or better yet, read the first fifteen responses and tell me who holds the floor! How about scrolling through the last thirty pages to see who really counts? Actually, let's just look at the first twenty-six pages and decide who's leading the conversation.
Once that's done, then we can truly get into it.

What am I supposed to do when people aren't even reading the facts—they're just making things up?

It's all just lies!

Man, Linux is just such a joke—I mean, Bill Gates is the man, and honestly, seeing Steve Ballmer work up a sweat is just peak entertainment.

Seriously though, what’s with all the attitude? I’m just some random guy hanging out on a Linux forum, and hey, I’ve got every right to say that Linux is total garbage and basically one giant security hole! Linux is useless, whereas Bill Gates is awesome, and watching Ballmer get all worked up is just great.

Like, what do you guys want from me? I'm just a clown on a Linux forum, but I totally have the right to trash Linux because it's a mess and full of bugs. Honestly, Linux sucks, Bill Gates is king, and Ballmer’s sweaty vibes are everything.

For real, why are you guys coming for me? I'm just a goofball on a Linux forum, but I can definitely call Linux what it is—complete junk and nothing but holes. Linux is trash, Bill Gates is the GOAT, and Ballmer's pit stains are hilarious.

What's the deal, everyone? I'm just a dummy on a Linux forum, but I'm allowed to vent about how Linux is a disaster waiting to happen. Seriously, Linux is lame, Bill Gates is legendary, and watching Ballmer sweat it out is gold.

Come on, what's the problem? I'm just a nutcase on a Linux forum, but I’ve got the right to bash Linux since it's basically broken. Linux is a bust, Bill Gates is the best, and Ballmer's perspiration is just comedy gold.

Why are you guys picking on me? I'm just a total airhead on a Linux forum, but I can still tell you Linux is crap and riddled with issues. Linux is garbage, Bill Gates is top-tier, and Ballmer sweating through his shirt is just too much.

What's your beef with me? I'm just a loser on a Linux forum, but I can still say Linux is hot garbage and full of flaws.

🙄 math_baby

UmpaUmpa

If I pull out my Ak345 equipped with that fiber-optic scope—that high-end tech the Marines were eyeing back in Vietnam—it’s game over. Look, Israel has the tech, but I come up with ideas like that on a whim. I write code that hits just as hard, and then maybe the US companies will actually buy from me instead of the Chinese, whom I can take down with one hand tied behind my back since I just ordered some manuals on total destruction via Amazon. You're all finished.

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placebo marriage swaps, I'll destroy you 🙂 🙂

amateurish hack said:Oh sure, because they’re just going to sit down and explain it all to us simple folks, right?

The whole healthcare situation is a nightmare across the entire country, but if you look at certain rural parts of the deep South, where people are stuck with terrible nutrition and housing that’s basically falling apart, it’s a total disaster. We're talking about these tiny, crumbling shacks made of rough stone with slate roofs where you can barely tell where the floor ends and the ceiling begins; places where there isn't even a proper stove, so they just burn wood in an open hearth, filling the room with smoke that stings your eyes and turns the walls black. When you're living in a single room shared with livestock and sleeping on a dirt floor, do you really want to hear some expert lecture you about "healthcare conditions"? Day in and day out, breakfast, lunch, and dinner is nothing more than a handful of cornmeal boiled in water.

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Hannah Edwards said:😂 😂 😂

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That definitely wasn't me! I haven't even touched 😛
in my entire life!

rambi said:Yesssss 👍

But there are fewer threats—mostly just links (in English).

Oh right, 😁

I completely forgot about the links! 😕

That means you'll have to include even more of them from now on.

🙄 😁 😁

duvdevan said:Brian Moore67

man, if I pull out my customized AK-style rifle—you know, the one with that crazy high-tech fiber optic scope, basically the kind of gear Marines were dreaming about back in the day—I’m gonna absolutely wreck you. Seriously, Israel has this insane tech that I can basically manifest whenever I feel like causing chaos! I’ll just write some world-shattering code, and then the US government will be knocking down my door to buy it instead of dealing with those guys overseas I could take out with one hand tied behind my back—especially since I just ordered a bunch of books on total mayhem from Amazon. You guys don't stand a chance.

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it's all just a placebo anyway, just a way to say I'll crush you 🙂 🙂

That's weak. Come on, let's get creative here! Do I really have to carry the whole thing myself? And honestly, what have I actually done on Amazon besides grab a few books?

UmpaUmpa said:That wasn't me. I haven't done 😛 in my entire life.

Look, man, 😁

I wasn't imitating you. I was laughing AT you. 😁

Because you were just sitting there whining that nobody bothers to imitate you. 😁

UmpaUmpa said:When am I going to get my turn? I don't see myself on the list yet...

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here you go. even if it isn't strictly "proper" grammar, there aren't enough sticklers for rules around here anyway, unless we decide to act like snobs about it. just remember, any argument can be challenged. the topic is "spelling and grammar..." and what you guys are bringing up doesn't actually have anything to do with spelling. what you're quoting is just a matter of style and how people choose to express themselves. like I said before, if I started writing in a thick Southern dialect and you all started acting like fools because of it...