God dammit... I'm losing it... ugh...

Paul Williams said:Seriously, someone needs to step up and take care of her so she stops posting this nonsense...

Or maybe this just proves the theory that right-wingers are all impotent?

Look, she made a vow back in the Midwest that she’s done getting screwed, and she’s sticking to it.
So how exactly are we supposed to satisfy her then?
Blowjob?
Does that count as breaking the vow!?

quietwolf said:Look, she swore an oath back in the Midwest that she’s done getting screwed over, and she’s sticking to it.
So how the hell are you supposed to please her then?
Blowjobs?
Does that not count as breaking the oath!?

You’re a damn disgrace, man!

Does your wife even know what kind of trash you're posting to girls online?

I'm gonna screenshot this and send it straight to her!

Old fool!

Once again, those damn Southerners have completely trashed the thread 🙄

rowdymoose54 said:Man, you are an absolute clown!

Does your wife even know what kind of trash you're sliding into girls' DMs online?

I’m seriously gonna screenshot these posts and send them straight to her!

You old fool!

At least he's doing it online instead of lurking in the hallways waiting for the young neighbors to walk by.😁

Just picture this... some guy's junk flies out right in front of a lady, just hanging there in his boxers, totally exposed. And she’s just standing there, looking at him, and says, "Well, now I'm calling my dad. He's heading out to work the fields tomorrow, so maybe he could use that little thing of yours." 😁

Robin Ramos2 said:Imagine some guy just pulls it out while wearing nothing but a bathrobe and lets it fly. And the girl is just like, "Fine, I'll call my dad. He’s working a shift at Home Depot tomorrow, maybe he could use your little helper." 😁

Look at this guy, acting like he's some expert because he's projecting all his weird life experiences onto everyone else. Just stop it already.

Keith James812 said:those sick bastards from the South are clogging up this thread again🙄

death to the cyber-separatists, freedom for the people😬

I haven't even read through the thread yet, nor am I planning to dive into the topic...

But, I do have some great news to share:

dustypilot22 IS BACK!!!

amateur said:But hey, there's a silver lining:

THE AMATEUR IS BACK!!!

I guess we should all just celebrate.

amateur said:I haven't even bothered to read through this, nor do I intend to engage with the topic at hand...

However, there is a silver lining to be found here:

THE AMATEUR HAS RETURNED!!!

👍

quietwolf said:Look, she basically made a blood oath in no man's land that she’s done getting played—and honestly? She is sticking to that promise like glue.

I mean, it really just depends on who we're talking about, right? 😉

Heart of darkness said:Seriously, someone please step up and take care of her—maybe then we won't be reading this nonsense all day...

Or is this just more proof for the theory that guys on the right are suffering from impotence?

Man, Americans are such a complicated bunch. It seems like the conservatives have no stamina, and the liberals have no guts. I have a feeling the other side is just going to end up running the whole show again. 😬

How are things going, Lawrence Bailey66, you old Mexican? 😁😁

Hey, what's up, Arthur Martinez7! (he's still young, but he's already an American at heart) 😁

Lawrence Bailey66 said:"Hey, Arthur Martinez7, what's up! (He’s young, but he’s already an American through and through.)"😁

Which city (I'm guessing) is featured on your coat of arms?😕

Heart of darkness said:Seriously, can someone just step up and satisfy her already? Maybe then we wouldn't have to read this nonsense all day...

Or does this just go toward the theory that conservatives are all suffering from some kind of impotence? I guess maybe.

The right-wingers would love to get with her, but she isn't having it. A true conservative woman through and through. Meanwhile, the guys on the right are left with nothing because the liberals are too busy saving whales, hugging trees, chaining themselves to oil rigs, flipping cars, and whatnot.

Seriously, Lawrence Bailey66, what the hell is wrong with you? 😁 😎

Rupert said:Man, you Americans are just a complicated bunch. The conservatives have zero backbone, and the liberals? They don't have any guts. I can see it coming—it looks like those Mexicans are gonna have to step up and take control again. 😬

RUPERT!!! 😍 😍 😍

The Stars and Stripes paired with "Keith James812 to Tokyo"? Seriously? Just when you think this guy couldn't get any more ridiculous, he pulls something even crazier out of his hat. 😁 😁

Keith James812 said:DOLLARS!!! 😍 😍 😍

The flag and that "Keith James812 to Tokyo" sign? I guess just when you think things can't get any weirder, he finds a way to surprise you again. 😁 😁

Yeah, honestly, he might be even crazier than you are.

Dollar and Keith James812,
that lovestruck couple,
when they finally tie the knot
we’re going to give them a gift... 🙂 🙂