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vze2z3xb said:Hold on a second... from what I understand, being Jewish isn't strictly about ethnicity, it's more of a religious identity. So, he could have declared his nationality however he felt was appropriate.
unknown said:If what you're saying holds any water, then Israel isn't actually a secular state like some people claim.
Rebecca Miller2 said:Saw an article about this in the papers yesterday.
A few hundred unknown types showed up from all over the world—totally different crowds. From what I saw at the hotel—the Maui.
And they were "talking" about something?
Maybe about rebuilding America?😕
They seemed pretty "happy" back in those days!
That's what their "struggle" gave them, right?👎
What do you guys think... what's the actual political goal here?
a.) Just tourism
b.) Some desperate old-school nostalgics looking for trouble
c.) A gathering of some pretty shady intentions...
🙄
Maria Thompson2 said:I'll let you in on a little secret: that meeting was actually about a resident named unknown.
| Everything was on the table: his background, how he got kicked out of elementary school, his freelance work for the FBI, his time at the agency and the local firms, and especially—his sexual orientation. See, there's a gay banner on one of his blogs, so people suspected our agent had "veered off course," and they were debating whether or not to kick him out of the firm. |
| The meeting results are, naturally, classified, and unknown will receive them in writing. ☕ 😁 |
Maria Thompson2 said:Yeah, as far as I know. But the thing is—he didn't practice any religion, even though he identified as American.
So, screw anyone who loves others more than their own people—screw Americans who do the same. 👋
wearyowl29 said:At that joyful little gathering, much like those former FBI agents at their own meetups, they’re all reminiscing about their old colleague, unknown (alias: Counter-Bassoonist), that self-proclaimed prophet and bottom-tier mercenary.🙂
Rebecca Miller2 said:"In writing"? Oh, please... give me a break... at least it isn't "via a 9mm bullet"!😕
Rebecca Miller2 said:Because you all approach "literacy" with about as much competence as a centipede would attempt nuclear physics!
Rebecca Miller2 said:Why do you always have to be so damn confrontational?🙄
Rebecca Miller2 said:What's gotten into you, Maria Thompson2? Why are you acting so incredibly frustrated lately?🙂
unknown said:Once the Israeli Embassy in Washington, D.C. finally opens up, our friend will finally have a nice spot to grab a coffee.
wearyowl29 said:He’ll probably bring some explosives just to make the grand opening more exciting.😁
Rebecca Miller2 said:👍
I’ve heard that grabbing a coffee with those folks is actually quite lovely!
Rebecca Miller2 said:And I’ll bring along Rambi (my loyal aide) and the unknown...😁
While I'll keep Sam right by my side...🙂
Maria Thompson2 said:Me? Am I really the one constantly claiming that Sam will be my secretary once I rule the world? 😁
Maria Thompson2 said:Hey, have you clicked on any of those banners on your blog yet? 😁
| Oh, please... pfft, that’s nothing at all! Because Rambi can't just be a "secretary"... she deserves a much loftier title... one where people get to shower her with affection... (and perhaps a little extra attention too... hehe... sorry, Morris, but you know how it is!) She'll be serving as the personal aide to the world's greatest philanthropist! |
| And as for you, Maria Thompson2... hmm... I suppose the Great Philanthropist (we certainly wouldn't dare call him a dictator, would we?) will find a suitable position for you... perhaps... tending to the imperial gardener... or maybe... looking after a garden gnome... |
| And Brian Moore67... the keeper of the imperial restroom... |
| No, no... that's reserved for Cipiripija... Brian Moore67 shall be the head imperial food taster. |
Rebecca Miller2 said:I just can't keep up with you... please, give it a rest already with all that staring at those shirtless guys!😁
Why don't you share with the "general public" what exactly you were conjuring up over in Maui... on our very own beautiful Maui?
The mystery in Maui—something definitely feels off...😕
Rebecca Miller2 said:Brian Moore67... basically the boss of all imperial food tasters.🙂
Brian Moore67 said:That role sounds tempting. I’m just a little nervous, you know—even Isa couldn't withstand those unknown 😲 satanic conspiracies. Can you give me any guarantee that you'll be more successful than him? Are you a greater prophet? More devout? Why would such grace be shown to you?
You have to understand my hesitation; those cunning unknown 😲
Rebecca Miller2 said:The 'world's greatest philanthropist' puts his trust in only one person—rambi... she’s gonna be the head of His Majesty’s—the ultimate Philanthropist and Peacemaker's—personal security detail!😁
Every single lady in the court will have to wear floor-length gowns—super formal... but rambi? She’ll be rocking the uniform... short skirt, tight fit, all dolled up... decked out with epaulets and gold chains on a general's uniform... she'll be the absolute pride and joy of His Imperial Majesty... just like how faithful Esther was... always 'looking out for the good of her people'!
And those garden gnomes... they'll be acting like little streetlamps... glowing bright whenever His Majesty the great Philanthropist strolls through his gardens... probably deep in thought about more ways to be kind—to everyone he loves and all his loyal subjects!
Oh, and maybe Brian Moore67 actually gets a promotion... to Imperial Cupbearer! 🙂
As for unknown... hm... the guardian of the imperial forest...
Yeah, those unknown can be pretty alright when you put them where they belong—serving a much higher purpose!