Witches Online: Pirate Edition

Ryan Wilson2 said:6. Stop bathing and gain 45 pounds 😁

Well, I actually know plenty of people who find that lifestyle quite appealing.😉 Especially that second part.😁

Hm, those are undoubtedly individuals who haven't engaged in intimacy for far too long, causing their primal drives to resurface in such grotesque, distorted ways. 😁

...or perhaps...

"liber Boomerang"

When a god is neglected, a demon is birthed.

Do you truly believe you can inflate your own ego by cannibalizing the essence of others?

Whatever is suppressed does not vanish; it merely gathers strength, searching for bizarre and unforeseen ways to manifest itself in reality.

Deny Death and other forms of suicid will Aris.

Deny Sex and bizzarre forms of its expression will torment you.

Deny Love and absurd sentimentalities will disable you.

Deny Aggression only to star eventually AT The bloody Knife in Your shaking hand.

Deny honest Fear and Desire only.

Deny Laughter and The World laughs AT you.

Deny Magic only to become a confused robot.

😁 😁

Heh, I still maintain that it’s better to let things rock back and forth than to let them grind you down until you break.😉

Honestly, I can't wrap my head around why women get so obsessed with their own skeletons when men actually possess such wildly different tastes.

A healthy mind lives in a healthy body🙂

I can feel myself getting sluggish again now that nobody is forcing me to hit the gym every single morning😳

Baphi, I see you’re really digging that "liber Boomerang"

Yesterday, the rog baba totally caught me off guard with a pop quiz about the Moon 😲 😁

And honestly, it kind of pushed me to actually get something done... 😁 🙂 something useful, for once...

The Wizard started playing with Fire 😎 ,
??
Those avatars are incredible—I think I might have to grab one for myself soon 😉 😁

Dragonfly, how are your plants doing?

Esse, and Alexander Parker69 😘

Oh, and I haven't forgotten about butterfly 😉 either), hope you ran into some wildlife out there... 😉)

Wait, where did the inquisitor Alexander Parker69 disappear to?! 😕 😢 😕 😢

Alexander Parker69, get back here right now or I'm making a doll of you!

Solaris said:So, where on earth is that inquisitor Alexander Parker69 hiding?! 😕 😢 😕 😢

Alexander Parker69, get your ass back here right now or I swear I’m going to make a doll out of you!

😁Alexander Parker69 honey, where have you been hiding all this time?

Freedom to the slaves! 😁 😛

I’m staging a coup against General Boogeyman and taking this thread in a whole new direction! 😈 😈 😈
🙂

I'm the captain of this ship now! 🙂

And what direction are we even heading in here?

Is this some kind of mystical summoning, a bat-themed culinary craze, or perhaps something involving shapeshifters? 😁

Ryan Wilson2 said:So, which way are we heading?

Are we talking mystical summoning, some weird bat-themed cooking, or full-on shapeshifting? 😁

😁 😁 Purely undefined, anarchic chaos! 😈

And I’m officially appointing you as my second-in-command! 🙂

Now, let's dive into the magic of how we reflect off one another...

Whoever wants to kick things off, the floor is yours...🙂

Solaris said:😁 😁 Pure, unadulterated, anarchic chaos! 😈

And I’m appointing you as my second-in-command! 🙂

Now we get to deal with the magic of seeing our own reflections in everyone else....

Feel free to jump in whenever you're ready......🙂

Hmm... yes.... do you think we might be hardwired to search far too intensely and stubbornly for our own reflection in others?

Yeah, that’s probably when we either can't bring ourselves to face the truth or just flat-out refuse to see it for what it is. It's those moments when, for whatever reason, we just can't bear to look ourselves in the mirror.

Unfortunately, there aren't many women out there who are true Witches.

😛

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I happened to catch Bruce Springsteen on TV the other evening... she was discussing fashion trends with some young, up-and-coming host.

A seasoned, veteran fashion Witch🙂, a complete master of her craft... she possessed such elegance, even when using irony to subtly reflect on the days when she herself was just a young, ambitious trendsetter.

Honestly, isn't it common knowledge that every single one of them is a witch?
So, it’s either the stake or the kitchen sink—there really isn't a third option.

Honestly, it feels like every man out there acts like some sort of grand inquisitor. Didn't you realize 😉?

They all employ their own twisted little methods of discrimination, where they decide to label one person as a "witch" , while making absolutely sure someone else escapes that tag entirely
.
😁

I didn't realize.
The people I hang out with seem to have some serious issues defining their own gender.
Until I can clearly identify someone as male, I’m just not buying into this whole Inquisition nonsense.

😱

😵 ....but honestly, all this relativity talk is just killing me 😉 😁

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I suppose I should apologize for not turning this into some dramatic saga about one of those "macho" buddies of mine with a heart of gold and his fateful encounter with a "thick red dashed line" that I brought up earlier.

At the end of the day, this forum simply isn't the place for that kind of thing... 👋

Psssst!

Christmas is just around the corner. I really hope you all have some wonderful people to celebrate it with...🙂

Honestly, you guys just don't get it.
Shaman IL says:
"Manhood is a state of spirit."
"L'etat, c'est moi."
If he were a woman, IL would probably be an even more hardcore feminist than the folks at AFZ. 😁

Witches, right...
That one distant, goofy relative of mine actually has a point. There aren't many real ones left.
It’s a narrow path, and when the blind lead the blind...
Hmm... 🤔

Sorry, I'm just getting a little hangry. Going to grab a bite to eat. 😁

Larry Hayes5 said:Sadly, you rarely find a woman who actually possesses true mystical powers.

Kenneth Hill37 said:Well, every single one of them is a witch, didn't you know?

😎 😛