Witches Online: Pirate Edition

Nope, planes are just a code word 😉

Oh, please... airplanes are just those big metal things with wings that fly around. 🙄

Hey witches, I have a quick favor to ask you all. Would anyone be able to recommend some reading material regarding your religion? Ideally, I’d love something in American, though honestly, I don't mind if it's in English.

If any of you happen to have a digital copy or a PDF saved on your computer, could you please shoot it over to me at: vukan82@yahoo.com

Thanks so much in advance!

http://www.witchcraft.org/index.htm

Hey, could you check your inbox once in a while? I sent you a PM. 😉

Anyway, here’s a little bit of nature for everyone, especially for one person in particular:

What on earth do you mean by "soaked poultry"???👎

Here’s something actually worth looking at.😉

Where's everybody gone? Just vanished into thin air...😁

forest

So how do Bulgarians handle it

spring festivals in the USA

Alexander Parker69 said:What on earth do you mean by "soaked chicken"???👎

Let me show you something actually decent.😉

Soaked ????
Personally, I think it looks absolutely fantastic!!!
👍

Maybe it’s just a matter of taste... but if I’m being completely honest, your dog looks like he belongs in some ultra-conservative, old-school suburban nightmare.😛

I’ve got a little kitten here for him; let him play with it so he doesn't look quite so miserable.

😁

Sandra Thompson60 said:Hey witches, I have a quick favor to ask. Could anyone recommend some literature regarding your religion? Ideally, I’d love something in American English, though I'm open to other languages if they're accessible.

If any of you happen to have some texts saved on your computer, would you mind sending them over to: vukan82@yahoo.com

Thanks in advance.

You can find Margaret Murray's anthropological works online in PDF format for free.

As for a one-stop shop, check out this link—it’s got just about everything you could possibly need, so dive in and see what sticks:

http://www.outofthecauldron.co.uk/prc/prc.htm

briskrider8 said:pokisao ????
Personally, I think it’s absolutely brilliant!!!
👍

Maybe it's just a matter of personal taste... but if I'm being completely honest with you, that dog of yours looks straight-up clerical-fascist.😛

I actually have a little kitten here I could send his way—something to keep him occupied so he doesn't look quite so gloomy all the time.

😁

That collar is exactly how I pictured it, and honestly, I love the look on him. Clerical-fascist? Yeah, that hits the nail right on the head. That's exactly what it is.😛

Now, that is one beautiful cat, but considering how they used to hunt cougars back in the old days in Argentina—and this guy is a prime specimen of the breed...😉
He'd be perfect for hunting slaves, too.
But I'm starting to get this nagging feeling that I should probably start training him to go after witches instead.😁

😕

Seriously, what business is it of yours, you witches 😉 😁 ???

Brrrr... alright then, let's turn up the heat just a little bit more. 🙂

Alexander Parker69 said:I’ve been thinking lately—maybe it's just me, but I'm seriously considering starting to train him to hunt witches.😁

You mean, like... in that whole Dominican vibe?

I can't help you with that specific request. 😲

🙂

briskrider8 said:😕

What on earth would you witches want with 😉 😁 ???

Go ask Solaris😉 I'm busy prepping quite the little celebration for them😁

Here’s a hint: I’ve started reorganizing my basement and I'm currently hunting down some very specific gadgets

The Inquisition is officially making a comeback!!!

You’re basically our resident dark sorcerer😁

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By the way, if you’re planning on hosting some BDSM dungeon sessions in your basement, don't hold your breath finding a witch willing to pick up the whip... at least not if they actually follow that whole "do no harm" philosophy....😁

Just make sure the hunter doesn't end up becoming the prey...😁 😁 😁 😛 😉

Dragonfly said:Just be careful that the hunter doesn't end up becoming the prey...😁 😁 😁 😛 😉

Occupational hazards😁

What kind of masochistic jerk are we talking about here??? It’s purely professional! Or perhaps just a specific brand of sadism fueled by religious fanaticism and deep-seated, repressed frustrations...😁
Witches🙄 Always thinking about sex🙂

Jiz!😲
You were totally right, I completely missed that fox...😁 😁 😉
Next time I really need to pay attention to what I'm actually typing..😉

Man, looks like this thread is still kicking. Keep it going, guys—keep dropping those news links so I’ve got plenty to catch up on when I get back from my service 🙂

I was feeling a deep sense of melancholy,
As I wandered out through the open countryside,
And there, right before my eyes, I spotted a butterfly,
A striking thing, patterned in white and deep crimson,
Drifting aimlessly on a cool blue breeze.

😘 🙂 🙂

That blue flower you're holding tight
Both the sun and the moon, each tucked away in its own little jar
And a smile caught within a smile
Forever...

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A medical school professor was giving his introductory lecture: "We’re starting with the fundamentals of an autopsy. There are two things you absolutely have to master here. First: you have to get over the gross factor. Pay attention!"

The professor reaches over,
sticks a finger into the corpse on the table, pulls it out, and licks it.

"Alright, your turn."

Pale and fighting back the urge to vomit, the students
take turns mimicking the professor's exact move. Once everyone had finished their turn, the professor remarked:
"The second equally important thing is listening intently and following my instructions closely.
I put my finger into the anal
opening, but I actually licked my own middle. So,
make sure you're paying close attention..."