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Get ready for The New York Times!
The chaos at Central Park will keep escalating until Nicholas Wood finally shows up at the stadium
by Damir pilić
Death to fascism, roared the "North." Freedom to the people, bellowed the "East." Death to fascism, chants the "North." Freedom to the people, responds the "East." Death to fascism, again from the "North." Freedom to the na...
Well, that’s what happens when your notes get tangled. My apologies to my dear readers: I happen to be writing an SF-roman about modern America in parallel with this column, and in my confusion, I’ve inadvertently insulted everyone who spent Saturday night diligently cheering for the national team at Central Park. Didn't catch the match against Estonia? Honestly, brothers, I might have to start questioning your patriotism.
I’m certain every "decent American" felt a bit of a chill while listening to the North and East stands of the stadium harmoniously complementing one another by chanting our old greeting, "za dom spremni!". The ABC commentator didn't dare utter a single word regarding the crowd's behavior—perhaps out of sheer emotion, or more likely, fear of losing ten percent of his paycheck. Tomorrow’s sports journalists will unanimously skip over this detail in their reports, and they won't be alone: US Soccer stays silent, the coach stays silent, even the players stay silent...
You want me to tell you what’s going to happen next? I’ll tell you: absolutely nothing will happen, except that the author of this column will receive his usual mountain of angry, pedantic emails—the kind characterized by a rather shaky grasp of English syntax and grammar.
Nothing will move the needle until the day Nicholas Wood from The New York Times wanders into the stands at Central Park and realizes he could easily rewrite the opening of his recent review of Thompson's concert: "Thousands of fans in a packed capital city stadium gave a Nazi salute..."
Only then will the US Federal Government issue a press release condemning the celebration of Nazism, and Vlatko Marković will quietly let out a satisfied little toot.
Brilliant commentary. Are we hypocrites, or is this just our official policy?
The chaos at Central Park will keep escalating until Nicholas Wood finally shows up at the stadium
by Damir pilić
Death to fascism, roared the "North." Freedom to the people, bellowed the "East." Death to fascism, chants the "North." Freedom to the people, responds the "East." Death to fascism, again from the "North." Freedom to the na...
Well, that’s what happens when your notes get tangled. My apologies to my dear readers: I happen to be writing an SF-roman about modern America in parallel with this column, and in my confusion, I’ve inadvertently insulted everyone who spent Saturday night diligently cheering for the national team at Central Park. Didn't catch the match against Estonia? Honestly, brothers, I might have to start questioning your patriotism.
I’m certain every "decent American" felt a bit of a chill while listening to the North and East stands of the stadium harmoniously complementing one another by chanting our old greeting, "za dom spremni!". The ABC commentator didn't dare utter a single word regarding the crowd's behavior—perhaps out of sheer emotion, or more likely, fear of losing ten percent of his paycheck. Tomorrow’s sports journalists will unanimously skip over this detail in their reports, and they won't be alone: US Soccer stays silent, the coach stays silent, even the players stay silent...
You want me to tell you what’s going to happen next? I’ll tell you: absolutely nothing will happen, except that the author of this column will receive his usual mountain of angry, pedantic emails—the kind characterized by a rather shaky grasp of English syntax and grammar.
Nothing will move the needle until the day Nicholas Wood from The New York Times wanders into the stands at Central Park and realizes he could easily rewrite the opening of his recent review of Thompson's concert: "Thousands of fans in a packed capital city stadium gave a Nazi salute..."
Only then will the US Federal Government issue a press release condemning the celebration of Nazism, and Vlatko Marković will quietly let out a satisfied little toot.
Brilliant commentary. Are we hypocrites, or is this just our official policy?