Off-topic: Marriage and weed

I'm not even going to repeat what I read in the headline, because honestly, calling it "unconnected" feels like too much of an understatement.🙄

Good grief.

See? Look what you did! You totally bleached it out. Now it’s probably never gonna bounce back...

I'm outta here. 👋

Keith James812 said:I’m completely lost here... this whole approach feels totally revolutionary compared to everything I was ever taught.😁 They drilled it into my head that I shouldn't even mention the other writers, and if anyone actually dared to ask, I was only allowed to praise one specific person—not just avoid being nice to the rest, but act like they didn't even exist in my world.😁 So now, suddenly, I can talk about everyone, hang out with them, and actually give them credit? I don't know, Nat, it feels like those fancy rules they teach you back East... down in California, if you played it that way, you wouldn't just lose your reputation, you'd lose your teeth.😁 😁

Adjusting some imaginary glasses, he goes, "Oh, I am on laaaaavishly good terms with the West Coast."
You probably all caught onto that, ladies.
I guess people from the mainland find it easier to adjust to dental braces—so no big deal.😁 😎

There’s one more thing I should probably mention—I actually come from a city that holds the record for the highest number of female-on-male homicides, so if you think we're sweet, you clearly haven't met us.

just look at that grin🙂

velvetgull9 said:Come on, Nat, let her focus! Stop talking my ear off, I'm literally starving here.

Alright, I'm ready... where do we even start? From the beginning or the end? Honestly, it’ll probably make more sense if we just stick to a timeline...

So, the very first pee I can remember was my little baby cousin's—he was born when I was about six years old. To be honest, the actual act of peeing didn't even seem that big of a deal at first because I was too distracted by this incredibly weird thing he had going on down there. I was totally convinced my aunt's kid was born with some kind of major glitch, but she seemed so happy and oblivious that I just kept my mouth shut...😁

Could you dig up a bit more info on what’s being discussed down here?

Thanks.😁

nataniel said:He puts on these imaginary glasses and goes, "Oh, I'm on veeeery good terms with California."
I'm sure you all caught onto that little performance, ladies.
It’s like how people from the Midwest adjust to braces easier—no big deal, just an observation.😁 😎

Honestly, I just want it noted in the official record that I wasn't the one who brought up the whole dental brace thing. And for the record, I have zero reason to doubt that everything down there is perfectly fine and healthy, actually. 😁

Look, I get along great with your neck of the woods, really! But here's the kicker: we look after your interests while you're away, and then you turn around and stab us in the back! Then you act shocked when things don't work out for us. 😠 😁

Keith James812 said:I’d just like it noted for the record that I wasn't the one who brought up dentures in the first place, and frankly, I have zero reason to believe that everything is perfectly fine and healthy with those gentlemen of yours—in fact, 😁

Now, look, I get along famously with your neck of the woods, but seriously? We play nice and protect your people while you guys go out of your way to tear ours down, and then everyone acts shocked when things fall apart. 😠 😁

(My cousin is a dentist over in Seattle; if you ever run into trouble—or if you end up being a little too friendly with the neighbors—give me a shout.)😎

As far as my teeth go, they’re holding up fine for now, which I suspect is thanks to the healthy amount of distance I keep from my favorite guy.😁

Let’s put it in the official minutes: prompted by your last point, I’m proposing some inter-regional cooperation, and maybe Sarah Palin will actually take an interest in making it happen.
Family comes first. It's all about that intergenerational and inter-regional teamwork.😁

Rocky said:Don't even think about lighting up a joint. Haven't you heard that THC is a direct trigger for paranoia? And frankly, you seem to have more than enough anxiety to deal with as it is.

😲😲😲

My friend, are you seriously asking me if that's true? In my estimation, absolutely!

The local news stations are running these sensationalist stories twenty-four hours a day, constantly spinning narratives about the Jew community.😁

nataniel said:Family comes first. It’s all about intergenerational and cross-regional cooperation.

I guess we just shouldn't forget that family ties are usually driven by physical intimacy rather than religious common ground.

quietwolf said:We just can't lose sight of the fact that it wasn't religious ties that brought the family together, but rather some sort of cross-departmental cooperation.

kind of like how things used to work over at my Great Aunt Martha's house😁

Keith James812 said:so, the first guy I remember writing 😁

Sorry, girl! I was totally rushing around yesterday. But hey, I'm here now and all ears!

Keith James812 said:Walter, Donny, and Lebowski... 😁

Jesus Christ!!!!! Don't tell me I'm just now catching on!!!!

So you're basically saying he's got three little ones?????
😲 😲 😲

Like some kind of model setup?????
😱 😱 😱

velvetgull912 said:Look, honey, forgive me, but I was absolutely sprinting yesterday. But hey, I'm here now and I am all ears.

Look, I can't be talking about dirty little secrets first thing in the morning... 🙄 that's strictly an after-dark activity, once the sun goes down... 😁

velvetgull9 said:Jesus Christ!!!!! Don't you dare act like I'm just now catching on!!!!

So what you're actually trying to say is he's got three, but they're all tiny?????
😲 😲 😲

A total joke, right?????
😱 😱 😱

No way—it’s more like the three of them are all splitting one single thing.😁

Keith James812 said:nah, I think those three are all sharing one 😁

Ugh, I totally panicked for a sec there...

Hey girl, my internet is getting cut off in like forty-five minutes until tomorrow. Just letting you know so you don't start complaining that I bailed on you again!

Let me help you out: we finally hit that baby aunt error.

velvetgull9 said:Listen, honey, my internet is getting cut off in about forty-five minutes and won't be back until tomorrow. Just a heads up so you don't start whining when I vanish again.

Let me catch you up: we left off right at the part where the baby's aunt was totally glitching out.

hm.. oh well, guess we pick this up tomorrow.. I'll tell you all about how I realized the issue wasn't actually that lady, but the fact that every single man on this planet is fundamentally broken. 😁 btw. honestly, I still stand by that conclusion today. 😁

Keith James812 said:all guys are just flawed, I guess 😁

some just have bigger flaws than others, maybe! 😛

quietwolf said:We shouldn't forget that it was inter-ethnic cooperation, not inter-religious, that led to the family structure.

Oh, my dear friend quietwolf...

Shame on you.

You clearly aren't reading, and frankly, your imagination is getting a bit filthy.😁

No, no, no—it wasn't inter-religious, it was INTER-REGIONAL.

😉

Staying on topic here—in the spirit of cooperation—Keith James812, I’m finding my man right here on this continent while I stick with "yours."

Fair enough.😎