Off-topic: Marriage and weed

nataniel said:No, no, no—not interfaith. It’s INTERREGIONAL.

Whatever!

quietwolf said:Fine, whatever.

Where even is it? Seriously, where??😁 😁 😁

nataniel said:Man, oh man, my dear debating buddy quietwolf...

Shame on you all.

You clearly aren't reading, and frankly, your imaginations are filthy.😁

No, no, no—not interfaith. I said INTERREGIONAL.

😉

Getting back to the point: keeping with the spirit of this thread and our little cooperation project—Keith James812, I’ll find my husband here on the continent, while I take "yours."

Fair play.😎

Ooh... you really shouldn't have called him out for having a dirty mind.😁

It's no coincidence quietwolf brought up religion and anatomy; those are basically his two favorite hobbies.😁 If you want to make quietwolf your best friend for life, just try saying something like: "Oh, Keith James812, you hypocritical Christian, stop shoving those Deadman scrolls into your heated lady bits just so you can burn them and hide the evidence that Quincy was a criminal."😁 😁

But anyway, about this regional husband... did you imagine this "cooperation" involves me hunting him down myself, only for you to slap an "export approved" stamp on his thigh, or are you actually going to find him, pack him up, and ship him over to me?😁

I’ll go out on a limb here and say she probably meant that she'd just pack him up and ship him off—after luring him in, tying him up, and maybe performing a little lobotomy.

As for that optimistic idea where you actually stumble upon him yourself? Honestly, that belongs on a sci-fi subreddit.

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Lawrence Bailey66 said:I’ll be the one to say it—she probably meant she’ll lure him in, tie him up with chains, perform a lobotomy, and then package him up and ship his corpse off to someone else.

The whole "optimistic" idea that you'll just stumble upon a husband? Yeah, that belongs on the sci-fi subforum.

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Seriously, Lawrence Bailey66, what is wrong with you??

You promised me you'd help me find a husband in New York City, and now you're ghosting me... I sent you a congrats note on the election results, nothing... you're posting at four in the morning... man, what is actually going on with you??

Hey, it's me!

Guess I'll just hang out until they expire again, maybe playing some games or whatever...

Keith James812 said:Seriously, where have you been, Lawrence Bailey66?

You promised you'd help me find a husband in New York City, and now you're totally ghosting... I sent you a congrats note on those election results, nothing... then I see you posting at four in the morning... what's going on with you??

Answering your questions: I'm still here, don't you worry! You probably know better than anyone how tough this stuff is. As for me—well, my guys lost. And about the radio silence—maybe check your inbox once in a while? I'd be posting on the forum at 10:43 AM too, but even here in the States, people actually work during those hours. Nothing happens. I guess I'm just back in my rebellious teenage phase again. 👋

Lawrence Bailey66 said:Answering your questions: Well, look, I’ve been hit hard! You know better than anyone just how much this sucks. As for me—my guys lost everything. And if you're wondering why I haven't posted—check your inbox every once in a while. I’d be right here on the forum at 10:43 AM, but even back home in New York City, people are actually working at that hour. Nothing. I’m basically a teenager again. 👋

I don't think you can call it puberty if you just shave your pubic hair and then it grows back...

I know exactly what you've been up to and why you disappeared from the board... 😠 if I lose my cool, I'm driving straight to New York City to give all those hens of yours a piece of my mind 😠

Keith James812 said:Look, regarding this whole regional husband situation... are you expecting me to go out and hunt him down myself just so you can slap an export permit on his thigh, or are you planning to find him, wrap him up, and ship him over to me personally?😁

I’ve currently got two candidates on the shortlist. I'll have my spokesperson release an official statement once the Council for Interregional Cooperation wraps up its session.

They aren't exactly easy to package since they're pushing six-foot-five, so you might want to show up with a semi-truck if you plan on picking them up.

The only catch is they need to pass a quick language proficiency test first😁 (though I'll try to keep them under control), and they'll probably want to do a little heavy lifting just to see if you're high-maintenance or if you actually enjoy a good meal.😁

Expect the press release shortly.

nataniel said:I’ve got two guys lined up. Potential candidates. I'll have my spokesperson drop an official statement once we're done with the Council for Interregional Cooperation meeting.

You can't exactly pack them into a sedan—they're pushing six-foot-six—so you might want to show up in a pickup truck if you're picking them up.

The only catch is they need to pass a "temperament test" first😁 (basically, try to teach them some manners), plus they'll probably give you a little lift just to see if you're too heavy or if you have a massive appetite.😁

Official statement coming soon.

Oh, man... typical male logic right there. I'm supposed to bring a whole damn truck for them, yet they're worried about whether I eat too much? Give me a break.😁

And as for "learning manners" 😢? Forget it. I'm a lost cause. Marriage is definitely not in my future. 😢

Keith James812 said:The logic men use is just wild... I’m out here trying to move mountains with a semi-truck, and they’re sitting there worrying about whether I can handle my portion of the meal.😁

I’ve given up on trying to filter myself;😢 I’m a lost cause, and honestly, marriage just isn't in my cards at this point.😢

Just a quick debrief from our last hangout (keeping it casual, no formalities needed):
It feels like I’ve stumbled upon a bunch of old-school guys from the Midwest.
Try to stay in the loop, okay?
And that whole "truck" thing? That's just a symptom of how lazy they've become. You grew up around people who take the easy way out, so it’s basically second nature to you, much like making sure you brush your teeth.😁

p.s. You need to look after your teeth regardless of where you are. It's better to have a full set of teeth than to be married and toothless. Just some food for thought. 😉

Keith James812 said:So much for keeping the language under control, I guess! Haha! 😢 I'm hopeless, I guess... maybe I'm just never gonna get married! 😢

OMG, I finally thought of something!!!! Listen, girl: what if we find you someone who doesn't even speak English? Then you could say whatever crazy stuff you want, and just tell him you're actually singing his praises and raving about how hot, smart, and talented he is!

Wait, what? Haha!

placebo said:Look, I can't be talking about my business first thing in the morning... 🙄 That's an evening conversation, once it's dark out... 😁

How's a girl supposed to find a husband if she's busy yapping about her work all night instead of actually getting things done? 😁 😁 😁

All theory, zero practice. 😉