Jonathan Perez88
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joined May 2003
Spoiler alert follows:
Power Rangers meet Transformers. It lacks even a shred of the spirit or character found in the original. Some actors are playing recycled roles—except they’ve been stripped down to mere caricatures. The Jaegers still look great, and that pilot synchronization—the way they move together—is (still) cool 😎. As for the lead male pilots? Zero charisma. Their backstories are cliché—actually, they don't even have backstories. They aren't even eye candy 🥱. Honestly, if they had died, I wouldn't have cared
. The whole thing is saved by a bunch of teenagers, though it’s all pretty ridiculous—they didn't mention if any of the kids were gay, but other than that, they checked off every possible PC demographic imaginable... And of course, the ending teases a third installment because, obviously, Hollywood won't stop milking a franchise until there's nothing left to squeeze out
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On a positive note, I was forced to visit an AMC Theatres that I can't remember ever stepping foot in. The theater is small, but the seats are comfortable and there’s actually decent legroom—more room in the seats and in the aisles compared to what you get at Regal Cinemas. There were only a few trailers, so the movie started promptly when it was supposed to. Plus, the popcorn isn't made of styrofoam! Not that I'll be making this a regular haunt, but at least I'll keep it in mind as an option. Thanks, Regal Cinemas 🍿.