BAN APPEAL!

I’m asking to be permanently banned or, honestly, just delete my account altogether.

Reason: I am sick of this Reddit.

Thanks

That’s what the "log out" button is there for.

Maybe if I insult you enough, I can actually get under your skin and make you lose it.

Come on, just save me the trouble. Look, you'll get a whole second of satisfaction out of it. At least it might give your ego a little boost.

Don't be such a coward, at least not today.

Nah, not gonna happen. Just log out, and if you feel like coming back later, it's easy enough to just log in again.