Best laptop under $600?

Hey there!
I could really use some help picking out a new laptop! 🙂
I'm looking for a 17.3-inch screen. I'll be using it for work—mostly standard office stuff mixed with some heavy processing tasks. It would be great if it came pre-installed with macOS. That’s pretty much my main checklist, so I can figure out the rest 🙂 and, obviously, stay within the budget mentioned in the title $1333..
Thanks in advance for the help! 😁

plus keys for a Honda Civic as a bonus

For $1333 you aren't going to find a 17.3" laptop with a decent processor that also comes with Windows pre-installed. There aren't many budget models out there anyway, so just find the cheapest one that looks okay screen-wise and has Windows, then ask if they're legit.