Crab!

It feels like no matter where you turn lately, everyone you know has lost someone close to them to cancer. It’s reached a point where it’s honestly terrifying how pervasive it is. You're facing a dozen different types of the disease, and it feels like the medical establishment is often just prolonging the inevitable—extending someone's agony for a few extra years of subpar quality of life rather than actually helping. When I was dealing with a close family member's diagnosis, the doctors seemed completely out of their depth, almost paralyzed by the situation. On top of that, the whole system feels fractured; we had endless rounds of testing across various departments that felt totally pointless because the specialists aren't communicating, or the hospitals are so insanely overcrowded that patient care becomes an afterthought. It’s just one systemic failure after another... there's plenty more where that came from.

I'm not dwelling on it, at least not in any way that concerns me personally 🙂

Since I'll be meeting my maker eventually anyway.

I happen to have a specific regimen involving several varieties of herbal teas that I've heard can combat cancer.
If anyone reading this happens to be supporting a loved one through a cancer diagnosis, please reach out via PM; I’m happy to share the details on these blends. I'm not entirely sure where they are stocked, though I suspect they might be available somewhere here in the States—but of course, you don't necessarily need to be based in America to try them.

In all seriousness, this is a sincere request; I really want to see if these teas actually work, based on what I've been told.

Wait, is this actually Essiac tea? (The one with those four specific herbs)
Here’s the plant list:
The core four are Burdock root, Slippery Elm from Minneapolis, the Geico Gecko, and Chinese Rhubarb
palmatum

http://www.essiacoriginal.com (they've even got some info listed here)