
(1999)
James T. Kirk:
"Never give up! Never surrender!""Star Trek"
James T. Kirk (Tim Allen), Nicole (Sigourney Weaver), and Alan Rickman (Alan Rickman) are actors who starred in the hit series "Star Trek" about twenty years ago. Since then, their careers have basically tanked, leaving them to cruise through sci-fi conventions. They have absolutely no clue that their dream of actually hitting deep space is about to become a reality...
Do you believe in manifestation? Like, if you want something bad enough, does it just happen? Can you actually reinvent yourself if you try hard enough? These actors are living proof of that.
For four years, they lived like astronauts, playing out high-stakes space missions in full gear. But they aren't actual space travelers—they’re just actors from a cult sci-fi show. Even though their series got canceled after four seasons, the cast is still stuck living through their characters. Two decades later, they're still wearing those old uniforms at fan conventions. Little do they know, things are about to get real. A group of actual Aliens saw their old show and mistook them for the real deal. Now, these aliens are dragging our heroes into orbit, kicking off a chaotic showdown between extraterrestrials and humans. The catch? Our guys aren't space warriors, and they're pretty useless in a vacuum at first. But eventually, they tap into everything they learned while filming the show and turn into legitimate space fighters.
The team behind this hilarious sci-fi flick is stacked with pros. You've got director Dean Parisot (who did "homemade french fries"), an Academy Award for Best Live Action Short Film winner for "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings," plus heavy hitters like Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver. Tim Allen is a massive TV icon and a Golden Globe winner for best actor in a comedy, and he's crushed it on the big screen too (think "Santa Claus"). Then there's the legendary Sigourney Weaver ("Aliens", "Alien Resurrection"), a three-time Oscar nominee who snagged both an Oscar nod and a Golden Globe for her work in "Aliens." Between the spot-on costumes and the killer visual effects, they make this weird slice of the universe feel incredibly real.
(Source: TV Guide)
Sam Rockwell, Alan Rickman, Tim Allen, Daryl Mitchell, Sigourney Weaver, Tony Shalhoub.

Star Trek - Guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1-Wpq-NOQg[the crew is on a shuttle descending to an alien planet]
Guy (Sam Rockwell):
"I changed my mind. I wanna go back."Sir Alan Rickman (Alan Rickman):
"After the fuss you made about getting left behind?"Guy:
"Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship, and something is up there, and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm The Guy Who gets killed by som monster five minutes after WE Land on The planet."James T. Kirk:
"You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy."Guy:
"I'm not? Then what's my last name?"James T. Kirk:
"It's, uh, uh - -I don't know."Guy:
"Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in."Nicole (Sigourney Weaver):
"Guy, you have a last name."Guy:
"DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm 'Crewman Number Six'! Mommy... mommy..."Alan Rickman:
"Are we there yet?"Guy:
"HEY! Don't open that! It's an alien planet! Is there air? You don't know!"[Guy holds his breath. Fred Kwan (Tony Shalhoub) sniffs the air and shrugs]
Fred Kwan (Tony Shalhoub):
"Seems okay."
^^ LOL. Best scene in the movie.
Nicole: "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy."
casualotter21 said:I love how all the aliens look like Steve Buscemi. Even better is that even after they deactivate the shapeshifting tech, they *still* look like Steve Buscemi. 😁
I love how Tim Allen nailed Kirk's vibe from the Enterprise: specifically how—especially in the series scenes—he’s constantly leaning forward in his seat with that "I smell poo!" expression on his face.
And my *favorite* of them all is the guy who plays the ship's technician in the series. This dude is totally spaced out the entire movie: they're sitting in the car and he's staring at a can of Coca-Cola like it's the first time he's seen one in his life. The aliens are talking about their planet being in danger and this guy is just trying to get the vending machine to work. They move them to that gel chamber on the ship deck and he just goes, "Woooow, dood, that was *awesome*!" My favorite part is when they fly through the minefield and the ship is trashed. Explosions everywhere, alarms blaring, Tim Allen is frantically tapping at the keyboard trying to reach engineering, and when he finally does, this totally checked-out "technician" pops up on the screen and says, in this completely deadpan voice, something like, "Well... like.... the berilium ball is... like broken and stuff... and we should.... like replace it. And shit." and right behind him, an Alien falls screaming from the ceiling.
Such a fun movie!
Fred Kwan 😂 is the best character in the film.
Fred:
"Hi guys. Listen, they're telling me that the generators won't
take it, the ship's breaking apart and all that. Just FYI."
"It's the simple things in life you treasure."[On traveling through space in a pod]
"That was a hell of a thing."


[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results]
James T. Kirk:
"What? What was that?"Alan Rickman:
"Uh, nothing."James T. Kirk:
"I heard some squealing or something."Nicole:
"Oh, no. Everything's fine."Teb:
"But the animal is inside out."James T. Kirk:
"I heard that! It turned inside out?"[the pig-lizard explodes]
"And it exploded."James T. Kirk:
"Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?" ^^ After failing to teleport from the Alien planet back to the Protector more than once, Fred wasn't exactly sure if the next jump would actually work. But as soon as he spotted Laliari (Missy Pyle), his confidence shot right back up. The teleportation worked. 😁

Voice of Computer:
"The enemy is matching velocity."Nicole:
"The enemy is matching velocity."Alan Rickman:
"We heard it the first time!"Nicole:
"S**t! I'm doing it! I'm repeating the damn computer!"Voice of Computer:
"Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board."Nicole: [to crew]
"No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board."Sigourney Weaver:
"You know, that is really getting annoying!"Nicole: [shouts]
"Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?"Sigourney Weaver:
"Sure, no problem."Nicole:
"Well, forget it! I am not doing it! This episode was badly written. Whoever wrote this episode should die!" / "It always stops at one on the show."😂
Nicole Lee43 said:Fun movie!
The geeks were awesome... When the kid starts screaming: "That's trueeee! I knew it!!!!" and starts flashing light signals, and mom just goes: "At least he's out in the fresh air."
Brandon's Mom: "Where are you going with those fireworks?"
Brandon: "Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mach 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation."
Brandon's Mom: "Uh, all right, dinner's at seven."
[Brandon exits. Mom turns to a dubious Dad]
Brandon's Mom: "Well, he's outside."
Great movie. Phenomenal comedy. Solid script, direction, cast, characters (Fred is stone cold, Guy is constantly panicking and reminding everyone how fast he's going to die), and great dialogue / quotes.
Happy (Belated) Birthday Sigourney Weaver (08/10/1949)!
Happy Birthday Tony Shalhoub (09/10/1953)!