Has anyone tried Drainslimafort?

Has anyone actually tried this? This supposed herbal concoction that supposedly neutralizes calories—you can eat whatever you want, and the weight just drops off without that dreaded yo-yo effect coming back to haunt you.
Apparently, you just sip on two spoonfuls of this syrup in a liter of water throughout the day; I even read about a woman who lost an extra 15 pounds after giving birth using it.
If you don't hit a specific weight loss goal within three weeks,
they supposedly give you a full refund.

I’m naturally skeptical—I mean, really, how could it work?—but wouldn't it be nice to hear some success stories from us old folks to show there's still hope? ;-)

The company distributing it is
Estée Lauder
P.O. Box 302
New York, NY

It appeared in some publication as a sponsored advertisement under the headline
The story of Oprah Winfrey
...at least, that was my impression while skimming through the scanned article I received via email.
What strikes me as odd, though, is how there isn't a single
phone number listed.

In the first week, you might lose anywhere from 8 to 13 pounds, though most likely that's just water weight leaving the system...

Cost of the regimen:
1. For less than 22 lbs (2-week course)
$60

2. For more than 22 lbs (4-week course)
$76

3. For more than 44 lbs (6-week course)
$93

Then there's the question of shipping costs—which can be steep—
not to mention if you decide to return it because it's a dud,
how long does it actually take them to process a refund?
Basically, it’s all about ten different plants that supposedly force the body into fat-burning mode,
like dandelion, birch, linden pollen, cherry, corn silk, and various other herbs.

One thing the text doesn't clarify very well: do you have to keep taking this constantly just to maintain your "newly acquired weight"?

Oh boy...🙄 Wouldn't it be much easier just to toss those herbs into a pot and brew your own tea? Not that I'm suggesting you skip the hard part—you know, actually getting off your butt to move around more and maybe cutting back on the snacks—but let's be real here. There is NO magic potion out there that’s just going to melt away those extra pounds overnight. It’s all about sweat, and trust me, you can't exactly drink that...

Alright, so what’s the latest news you’ve got?
I honestly feel like they’re going to invent some kind of miracle cure soon specifically for the desk jockeys—you know, the ones who would much rather stare at a computer screen all day than actually go out for a jog.
Besides, I am absolutely exhausted from trying to stay active while chasing after my baby; she’s almost walking, but in the meantime, my spine is basically screaming at me from constantly lifting her up and lugging both her and the stroller up the stairs to our third-floor apartment.

And frankly, I can't stand the whole process of brewing herbal teas.
It isn't even about the taste—I don't mind sipping on unsweetened herbal tea at all.
In fact, I practically grew up on it,
mostly because my mother was a total health nut when it came to alternative remedies.
But the actual ritual? It’s such a chore... the straining, the measuring, the fact that every single herb seems to require its own specific little preparation method.

By the way, sometimes you end up working up a serious sweat—if not your own, then someone else's.
During the most wonderful physical activity imaginable,😉 😁
but even then, you can't exactly spend the entire day pushing yourself like that.🙄

Well, if you’re just going to throw your money down the drain like that—honestly, what am I even saying? It’s your call, I suppose...

It’s nothing but a massive money pit, plain and simple.

Amanda Lee42 said:Honestly, just throw your money away then—I can't help you if you're determined to waste it...

Look, I wasn't even looking for your specific opinion, I was simply trying to find people who might have actually given it a shot.