How do I close my account?

I happened to catch wind somewhere that this kind of request is actually permitted, so—here goes nothing. I’m making the ask. My reasoning? Quite simple, really: I am utterly repulsed by this atmosphere of sheer, unadulterated incompetence—this constant policing of free speech and the generally destructive role that moderation plays in stifling any meaningful discourse. Honestly, it feels far more dignified to simply have my account deactivated than to continue being associated with this wretched little corner of the internet.

I think you might have misread 😬

setting it up doesn't cost a dime, but I guess they charge you if you want to cancel 👍