How do I close or delete a thread?

Question in the title—if nobody here can handle this, who actually can? Is there an admin I should be reaching out to?

Specifically this thread:

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That would be up to the admin, the site manager, or a subforum moderator. Not a regular user. Contact happens through private messages, or if you have an email, phone number, or physical address, you can go that route too.