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I was hunting for a lighter at a local shop when I stumbled upon this odd 2-in-1 gadget. When I asked the clerk what the deal was, she just said it gives you a little "spark" when you press it. I didn't realize she meant an actual electric shock.
I, being the genius that I am, actually tested it. The voltage was over 50V—maybe even closer to 95V. It gave me quite a jolt. To make matters worse, I held it in my left hand, right over my heart. Now, several hours later, my heart won't stop racing, my fingertips are stinging, and I feel a bit shaky. I'm not joking; this actually happened.
I, being the genius that I am, actually tested it. The voltage was over 50V—maybe even closer to 95V. It gave me quite a jolt. To make matters worse, I held it in my left hand, right over my heart. Now, several hours later, my heart won't stop racing, my fingertips are stinging, and I feel a bit shaky. I'm not joking; this actually happened.