Introduce yourselves!

Word on the street is Elvis Presley and Greer both climbed the same mountain... they just hit different sides of it.

meat katie said:I once heard that Elvis Presley and Matthew Wright2 both descended from the very same mountain, they just started on opposite sides of the slope.

...just some bloated, balding, insecure small-towner.

Greven said:...what a fat, balding, insecure small-town loser.

Me?

I'm not fat, I'm not bald, and I’m definitely not from some backwater town.
The only "backwater" here is that mountain you crawled down just to beg some Scandinavians for welfare checks.
Give me a break... you spent years living in an asylum center, you absolute hillbilly...

meat katie said:I'm not overweight, I'm not balding, and I'm definitely not from some small rural town.

Just a myth...

Care to elaborate?

I actually had cosmicjackal33 (that bald American DJ) as my avatar. I just shave my head every now and then myself. Honestly... I’m a fan of the 2mm buzz cut.
At 78kg, there's no way I'm fat. And compared to the backwater hellhole this jerk crawled out of, San Francisco isn't some tiny provincial town.
It's from those rural outskirts that asylum seekers like him crawl out of, people who don't even know where their next meal is coming from...

cosmicjackal33 said:I actually had a bald English DJ as my avatar. I just shave my head every once in a while myself. Honestly... I love that 2mm buzz cut look.

Alright, so—you're bald.

cosmicjackal33 said:At 172 pounds, there's no way I can be considered fat.

Ooh... you absolutely can.

cosmicjackal33 said:And compared to the backwater hole this guy crawled out of, San Francisco can't exactly be called a small town.
People like him crawl out of nowhere because they have nothing better to do.

So, how did you end up in San Francisco?

Or, as we'd say down in Los Angeles: "Where's your family from?" 🙂

So, if you happen to run into a short, balding, stout guy in San Francisco who sports an unusual accent for the area and acts like he’s some kind of high-society intellectual—there's a pretty good chance you've just met with Katy.

dustypilot22 said:A myth...

I’m going to need you to elaborate on that!

I have a whole bunch of buddies living out in San Francisco, and honestly, the city is absolutely packed with Canadian folks. Who knows where that little guy actually comes from? 😁

Matthew Wright2 said:I have relatives living in San Diego. Honestly, the city is full of people from Canada. Who knows where this guy actually comes from?😁

Alright now, come on—has anyone else from those Canadian-Mexican mixed backgrounds with communist leanings actually stayed behind in Canada?

dustypilot22 said:Alright then, buddy, did any of you Canadian-Mexican types with communist leanings actually stay behind in Canada?

Not a chance! We all packed up and moved out to California instead. You should go ask cosmicjackal33 about it; they’re practically part of the family and likely share the exact same roots, if you catch my drift.

dustypilot22 said:Or, as we’d say down here in Miami: "Who's your daddy?"🙂

I won't say a single word, I'll just break out into a little soulful blues song instead. 😁

Ohhh, myyy lovvvveee...

😁

Matthew Wright2 said:Nah. We actually moved out to California.

As Thompson once said:

"Hey, weary land, exhausted by it all."

dustypilot22 said:Basically, if you’re strolling through San Diego and you run into this short, balding, stout guy who sports an accent that sounds totally out of place for Southern California—especially since he acts like such a huge die-hard fan of old-school rock—there’s a massive chance you’ve just crossed paths with Katie Mit.

And hey, if you decide to try your luck by addressing him in a thick Canadian dialect and he practically bolts in the opposite direction, then you can be absolutely certain it’s him! 😁

Alright then—so you're rocking the bald look.

True enough, though it definitely doesn't remind me of cosmicjackal33.

Just so we’re clear, Sweden isn't located in California, so you might want to head over to the deli first for some prosciutto. 😍

dustypilot22 said:Just so we're clear, Sweden isn't located in California, so I’m heading over to grab some prosciutto first.😍

Well, you'd be surprised, but there are plenty of Californians living in Sweden too, especially those with Canadian roots! Not everyone stayed behind in San Diego.

dustypilot22 dustypilot22 said:Alright, so basically—you're bald...

Doing alright...

dustypilot22 said:

Oh... you definitely can.

Yeah, if I was only 5'3"... but I'm not... 😬

dustypilot22 said:

So, where exactly did you end up in San Diego from...

Just checking in from the hospital in San Diego...

dustypilot22 said:

Or to put it in Miami terms: "Where the hell did you even come from?"...

My old man just rolled in from Miami... 😬

cosmicjackal33 said:My uncle used to visit us from Miami. 😬

Well, look at that! 😁

And before that? 🙂 I am certain highlander blood runs through your veins. Absolutely. 👍

Matthew Wright2 said:There are Californians in Sweden too, especially those of Canadian descent. Not everyone stayed behind in San Diego.

But you clearly knew you shouldn't mess with people like that. Even if they were of Canadian descent.
You'd rather deal with someone from Senegal, or Gambia, or even a random guy from the Middle East. Just hanging around... :zubo
Basically just an entire crew straight out of an asylum camp.

silenthawk11 said:Hell yeah! 😁

And before that? 🙂 You definitely got some Appalachian blood in you. Guaranteed. 👍

I haven't a clue where he was from before then. All I know is my grandad was close kin to T.S. Eliot.
😬