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Participants Timothy Morgan38rapidstag74granitesailor98Ryan Wilson2Gary Martin10Scott Moore7Roger Allen3Jamie Wood5redowl90velvetcrane57analogbisonBradley Fisher3redwalker6rapidorca6
Timothy Morgan38 Timothy Morgan38 Active MemberOP
177 messages
joined Mar 2010
#1 ·
I haven't seen anything this brainless in a long, long time... Honestly... if they keep going like this, Friday the 13th is going to drive me insane...

The only decent part was when the girl pulls off his mask and you finally get to see all the rugged charm of our boy DJ

The whole movie just feels like a desperate, pathetic grab for some quick cash at the box office...

Thoughts???
rapidstag74 rapidstag74 Active Member
94 messages
joined Feb 2003
#2 ·
Timothy Morgan38 said:The whole movie feels like a desperate grab for box office cash...

A failed attempt. 😁
granitesailor98 granitesailor98 Newcomer
7 messages
joined Sep 2003
#3 ·
Honestly, this movie was a total bust.
Ryan Wilson2 Ryan Wilson2 Regular
387 messages
joined Dec 2002
#4 ·
I watched it, just like every other horror flick on Netflix, and I have to say, it didn't disappoint. In fact, it actually exceeded my expectations, especially considering it’s just some random sequel in a franchise I can barely even keep track of. 😁
Gary Martin10 Gary Martin10 Newcomer
8 messages
joined Mar 2003
#5 ·
The movie was such absolute garbage that I didn't even bother watching it to the end.🙂 👎
Ryan Wilson2 Ryan Wilson2 Regular
387 messages
joined Dec 2002
#6 ·
Hmm... folks... but I have to ask, has anyone here actually sat down and watched the previous nine installments?

😁
Scott Moore7 Scott Moore7 Newcomer
1 message
joined May 2009
#7 ·
I own the entire Friday the 13th collection. Most are fine, but this one is a total wash. No real plot, just suddenly floating in space. A complete wreck.
Roger Allen3 Roger Allen3 Regular
337 messages
joined Oct 2003
#8 ·
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Uber Jason 🙏 🙏 🙏

Just some fun trash for anyone who isn't looking for a serious horror flick, but rather the absolute biggest mess in the whole franchise! 😁
Jamie Wood5 Jamie Wood5 Newcomer
3 messages
joined Mar 2007
#9 ·
This movie is pure, unadulterated trash 😁 I mean, there’s a scene where he stuffs those women into a sack and starts beating them against a tree 🤣 or that ending where some guy flies in from outer space just to pick him up... absolutely priceless.
redowl90 redowl90 Regular
287 messages
joined Aug 2005
#10 ·
This movie is an absolute masterpiece.
I honestly feel for anyone who doesn't see it that way.
velvetcrane57 velvetcrane57 Active Member
63 messages
joined Mar 2015
#11 ·
redowl90 said:This movie is an absolute masterpiece.
I truly feel for anyone who disagrees.


😂😂😂😂😂

I suppose I needed a good laugh, because... whew...

But, moving back to the matter at hand... the film is bad. It isn't quite so abysmal that I couldn't sit through it until the credits rolled, but damn, it is just plain bad.
analogbison analogbison Member
13 messages
joined Jan 2008
#12 ·
Haha, Jason... honestly, I’ve sat through almost every single sequel just to kill some time (and get a few cheap laughs😂), but this latest one? It’s absolute garbage—I'm talking incomprehensible levels of bad. They tear the guy apart—head, limbs, everything—but somehow, he walks away from it like it was nothing at all😂😲. To make matters worse, they just take his remains and turn him into some sort of "upgrade" version, like Jason X. I actually heard they’re already filming the eleventh installment; I can't help but wonder what kind of ridiculous upgrade we'll see in that one (maybe something like Jason XP😂😂)?
Bradley Fisher3 Bradley Fisher3 Member
21 messages
joined May 2010
#13 ·
it might just be Jason XP

I think we'll finally get some clarity on how good the sequel actually is before "Jason Vista" drops.
redwalker6 redwalker6 Member
37 messages
joined Jun 2007
#14 ·
analogbison said:Heh, Jason... honestly, I’ve sat through every single one of his sequels just to kill some time and get a decent laugh out of it.😂But that last one? It’s absolute garbage. I mean, beyond comprehension. They’re tearing this guy apart—head, limbs, everything—but does anyone care? No. To Jason, it’s just another Tuesday morning.😂😲 Even from his leftovers, you get a Jason X upgrade.I heard rumors they’re filming the 11th installment. Makes me wonder what kind of actual upgrades we’re going to see in this version. Maybe Jason XP.😂😂)

You heard wrong—they're actually making a remake of the original. As for the movie itself? It’s just fun, campy trash. You shouldn't take it seriously, much like the rest of the films in the franchise. 🤣
analogbison analogbison Member
13 messages
joined Jan 2008
#15 ·
redwalker6 said:I think you misunderstood; they are actually doing remakes of the originals. As far as the movie goes, it’s just fun, campy trash that isn't meant to be taken seriously, much like the rest of the series.🤣

Hehe, you're absolutely right. They eventually realized there was no point in making new sequels because they had completely run out of places to set the action. I mean, we've seen Jason in the countryside, at summer resorts, in massive hubs like New York City, and even out in space—where else could they possibly go?😕So, they decided to just go back to basics and find a way to justify new entries by doing remakes, which lets them recycle the same locations and setups. Still, I have to give credit to Jason. Thanks to him, my friends and I have started laughing at every single horror slasher we watch. Only Jason can turn a horror flick into a total comedy; when we were watching Jason X, we honestly thought we were going to die laughing.😂😂)
redwalker6 redwalker6 Member
37 messages
joined Jun 2007
#16 ·
analogbison said:I really have to give credit to Jason. Thanks to him, my buddies and I can't even watch a horror slasher without cracking up. Only Jason has the talent to turn a horror flick into a straight-up comedy. When we sat down to watch Jason X, we were practically dying laughing.😂😂)

Heh, you should check out the later Nightmare on Elm Street sequels. Once you see those, you'll know what it actually looks like when horror tries—and fails—to be funny.🤣
rapidorca6 rapidorca6 Active Member
78 messages
joined Sep 2011
#17 ·
Jason X is honestly terrible!! My favorite—or maybe my least favorite—scene has to be when they slice him up and he falls onto that machine that builds his new parts, turning him into the ultimate version: Jason X!!! Just awful!!
redowl90 redowl90 Regular
287 messages
joined Aug 2005
#18 ·
rapidorca6 said:Jason X is terrible!! My favorite/worst part is when they slice him up and he falls onto that machine that builds him new parts, turning him into the ultimate version—Jason X!!! Terrible!!

That specific scene is actually what makes this movie an ingenious piece of art.

Honestly, what's the issue here? From start to finish, it's obvious this was made by true lovers of trash horror who decided to take their favorite franchise to a whole new level. And they nailed it.
There’s even one sequence that feels like a nod to 2001: A Space Odyssey, which is beautiful (and frankly, better than the actual Odyssey).
And then there's the K-M 14 character, acting as an ode to all cyborg women and the Terminator itself.

Plus her killer line: "I'm afraid I'm gonna hurt you a little, now." 🙏

I really don't get how people can think movies like this are bad.
redowl90 redowl90 Regular
287 messages
joined Aug 2005
#19 ·
velvetcrane57 said:The movie was bad... I mean, not so bad that I couldn't finish it, but man, it was just bad...

Why on earth would it be?
redwalker6 redwalker6 Member
37 messages
joined Jun 2007
#20 ·
redowl90 said:Why on earth would anyone care?

Bad acting, cheap effects, terrible dialogue—some people just can't handle it. Look, it’s a B-movie. You aren't supposed to sit there analyzing it like it's an Oscar winner; you watch it to have a good time. It’s got a trashy plot, C-list actors, gore, and fights that stick in your brain. What more do you want?😁

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