Let's talk about insomnia

I’m starting this thread because I need some answers. Can a human actually digest fabric? Like, if someone accidentally swallowed a piece of cloth, how long would it take to pass through the system? What kind of materials are we talking about here—what can the body handle and what's a total no-go? And if it just won't break down, is there any chance it'll just come out the other end normally?

Theoretically, you can pull off wool. Synthetics? Not really happening.

I’m pretty sure what I swallowed was partially synthetic—like polyester or some other junk. Should I be monitoring my stool? Like, when am I actually going to see this thing pass through? ☕ I read somewhere that the typical digestion cycle takes about 32 hours. Does that mean I shouldn't even bother looking for that little scrap of fabric until at least 32 hours have gone by?

And why on earth do you care?

What kind of fabric would you even eat? 😁 You're gonna have to give us a full breakdown of the ingredients. 🤣

Yeah, theoretically, if you’ve got a wool-poly blend, you could probably digest the wool part, but that polyester has gotta go. 😬

But honestly, even more than what the fabric is actually made of, wouldn't the dyes and those nasty chemicals they use during processing or finishing be a much bigger headache for your health?

melloworca6 said:Why on earth do you care?

And what kind of fabric would you even eat? 😁 You’ve gotta give us the breakdown of the material here. 🤣

Goooooooood grief.... I honestly don't know if I can say this without getting banned or censored by the mods. But fine, since you're asking, I'll just come clean! Life is such a massive drag lately that my latest erotic little fantasy involves eating my partner's lingerie. 😁 Actually, I know there are companies out there selling literal edible lingerie specifically for people with my particular brand of crazy, but I just went ahead and tried it with the regular stuff. ☕
Super tasty, super thrilling... now I'm just sitting here wondering what actually happens to all that fabric once it's inside me.

hollowpilot13 said:...tasted amazing and was a total rush...now I'm just sitting here wondering where all that food went.

Maybe you should've thought about that before you started digging in... 😬

dustymarlin10 said:You should’ve thought about that sooner... 😬

Look, it’s already done, nothing I can do now. Honestly? The experience was actually kind of great, so if things stay smooth, I'd probably go for round two. Once it went down, everything seemed fine, except now there's just this weird heavy sensation down south... hopefully it passes once everything clears out. It's not nausea or anything, just a bit of friction in the "pipe"... if that makes any sense. I don't even know how to put it.☕ My logic was pretty simple: if I can swallow it, I can get rid of it. It'll just show up in the toilet later, right? But hey, since I liked it, I might keep at it—provided I don't end up in the ER. Then there was this girl who wanted me to... well, let's just say I'll stop before this gets way too graphic for a public forum.☕