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Jamie Davis9 said:that's what I call living! enjoy yourselves 🙂

I still gotta grit my teeth for at least another month, but mannnn... in the meantimeeee...
I'm gonna act like I'm a big deal 😁

like: Lana Del Rey - Doin' Time

thanks! 🙂this month's gonna fly by... 🙂

current vibe: horse jumper of love - spaceman ...

God was never on your side—Motorhead

Mike Oldfield

I’m sitting here with this playing on the car radio during my morning commute, and honestly, I’ll probably be humming this tune all day long. Some guy on the station was claiming that "braintunes" are just a sign of an unstable psyche 😁
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During the final culinary certification exam, the instructor decides to grill one of the assistant chefs about the menu planning from his final project.
She starts asking about some cutlets: "So, what do you call this specific breading technique?"
The kid just stares at her, looking completely lost, while my boss leans in from the side to nudge him: "Come on, what’s Vienna... what is Vienna?"
And the kid actually replies: "That's the main course!" 🤣

Anyway, the finals wrapped up today; everyone performed beautifully, and honestly, it finally feels like they've actually grown up into professionals. ))

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they’re going to toss us right into the Atlantic + your little tribe of Avars 🙄

Lett Mbulu - What's wrong with groovin'

Give me the full Melvin treatment

deleted scene .))

Deda’s heading out to get his COVID shot—bundling up and all—but Ivica’s like, "Deda, seriously, wear something nice so we don't have to deal with you changing clothes later."

Total asswipe

Heading out to get my shot today. Honestly, the worst part is knowing I won't be able to grab a cold Budweiser tonight. 😁

Arise

Desperate Cry is hands down one of the greatest metal tracks ever recorded.

Narcotics are incredibly dangerous for a young person's developing system 🎉 😁

Two guys are hanging out in a room when the phone rings in the next one. One guy gets up, takes the call, handles his business, and walks back in only to find the walls and furniture absolutely covered in cum.
"Seriously? What were you doing while I was gone?"
"Chill out—I just had a little gas."

CC

Unbelievable. 😁 🤣

Morning from the heart of the country... 🙂

Jason Mendoza said:Heading in for my shot today. Honestly, the worst part is knowing I won't be able to grab a cold Budweiser with a burger tonight... 😁
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So, did we survive, or did we fold?... 😁

Jamie Davis9 said:Well, damn... 😁 🤣

I’m always on the fence about whether I should click one of your hidden links... this time I finally bit, and man, I got hit right in the gut... 😍

Trees don't talk, man. It's just not happening... ...

wiredmason61 said:So, did he survive it or just roll over and die? 😁

I was actually sipping on some sparkling water at a backyard BBQ yesterday; I guess that’s just who I am now. 😁

Even flow

wiredmason61 said:I’m constantly hesitating over whether or not I should actually click on one of your hidden links, but this time I finally took the plunge and it was a complete disaster. 😍

nature speaks ...

Oh, really? 🤣 👍

Here’s a track for anyone feeling that Lovecraftian vibe—which, honestly, is where I'm at right now thanks to this forum... 😁

Cristiano Ronaldo )))

The Electric Children of Hildegard von Bingen