Question for the mods

Since I’m the new guy on the block, I’ve got a few things I need to clear up
First off, why on earth are we allowing threads about those Turkish soap operas where three random users basically own the plot, and they spend all their time obsessing over Huremov’s haircut or Demeljmehudin’s mustache?
Seriously, why?
Okay, that’s just the appetizer before the much more important question
Why is it that certain guys—I won't name names because I can't be bothered to remember their handles—are allowed to just flex their bodies and their gear under the chandelier, by the chandelier, next to some stained couch, and so on? Doesn't that give us a totally warped idea of what a "strong man" actually looks like?
As I'm typing this out, the Dallas Cowboys have taken a 1-0 lead, and honestly, shouldn't that be the only true metric for judging the quality of a real man built from nothing but fat and carbs?
Why isn't it?
Still 1-0.
I’m asking for a ban on those guys who are just showing off.
Thanks.

fifty-sixth minute
3:0

I have a few questions for you all😳

Why is everyone here so incredibly monotonous?

You’ve only been around for three or four days, yet I feel like I could already mimic any one of you without much effort; you all write with the same repetitive, robotic consistency.

Why is it that Darla can't seem to compose a single post longer than five words?

And why does Schwarzenegger feel such an intense need to make sure everyone knows how edgy he is—constantly acting out and getting into trouble?

Why on earth are you people posting fifty different images a day?

Why do you all seem to crave so much attention?

And finally, why do you claim to no longer care about this forum and call it total garbage, yet you never stop debating exactly what everyone else is doing there?

steelorca5 said:I honestly have a few questions for you all😳

Why does everyone here feel so incredibly repetitive?

You’ve only been on this board for maybe three or four days, and I feel like I could already mimic any one of you without even trying, mostly because you all just post the exact same things over and over like programmed robots.

And why is it that Darla can't seem to put together a single sentence longer than five words?

Why does Schwarzenegger feel the need to make sure every single person knows how much of a tough guy he is, constantly bringing up his fights and his drug use?

Why are people dumping fifty different images onto the feed every single day?

Why does everyone seem so desperate for attention?

And why do you guys claim you don't care about the old forums anymore and call them total garbage, yet you spend every waking hour arguing about what everyone is doing over there?

Just out of curiosity, what's the actual word count minimum here? Just wondering.

Too many questions
I'll give you an answer with
a 4:0 sweep for the Dodgers

There isn't even a baseline here, but I suppose any objective observer would conclude that you aren't exactly the brightest bulb in the box 😳

steelorca5 said:There isn't some official rule set in stone, but if you ask anyone just looking in from the outside, they’d probably tell you that you aren't exactly making the sharpest moves here 😳

Well, I can't really argue with that, because I definitely am not

And honestly, I’m going to stick by him if that makes me wrong, so be it.
.Go ahead and try to mimic me then.

Oh, please, go ahead and mimic me. Give me all the praise you can muster. Look at this, look at that, oh wow, look how amazing I am right here—wait a second, what about me?! 😉😊😚😍😘😏😘😍

Honestly, you’re being quite exhausting 😳 maybe it’s because you’re such a loser

Even though that former user, justagirl, was also a total loser and wasn't nearly this much of a bore, and I suppose I'm not exactly a ray of sunshine either

There’s really no need to defend me. I actually find it far more engaging when people tear me apart with negative analysis (😳) all this constant flattery feels fake and tedious anyway. I get enough of that in my real life, so why should I have to deal with it online too? That’s exactly why I prefer the darker, more obscure corners of the web

what a joke

wiredfox said:total joke

Go get 'em! 👍

wiredfox said:man, what a joke

Honestly, someone should just slap you across the face with a fake dick. 😁

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:You honestly deserve to get smacked with a fake one all over. 😁

nah, I meant a real one

bluebadger112 said:Go get 'em! 👍

Let's go!

Kyle Rodriguez76 said:I don't belong anywhere. I'm not good with anyone, nor am I close to anyone.

😳

wiredfox said:idiot

I honestly wonder how you even find the time to be intimate with your husband when you're plugged in day and night; perhaps a more pressing question is whether you even have time for self-gratification at all.😳

You are online from sunrise to sunset.

What was your relationship with your father like? A woman nearing forty who requires this much external validation... there's probably something lurking beneath the surface there.😳

bluebadger112 said:You go girl👍

🤣 Textbook is giving everyone answers that are a bit too blunt, but I suppose they aren't wrong.

wiredfox said:Go get 'em!

He’s just messing with you; honestly, he thinks about you six times more highly than I do, but since you aren't exactly the brightest bulb in the box, I suppose you don't quite grasp that.😳

steelorca5 said:

😳

I honestly don't know how you even find the time to be intimate with your husband when you're glued to the screen day and night; actually, a better question might be if you even have a spare second to just take care of yourself😳

You're basically online from sunrise to sunset.

What was your relationship like with your father? I mean, a woman nearing 40 who needs this much constant attention usually has some kind of underlying issue going on somewhere deep down.😳

🤣 Textbook gave answers that were straight out of a manual, but I suppose they aren't wrong.

And besides, why do you even care what anyone else is doing? Personally, I couldn't care less about your schedule, where you go, who you're with, how old you are, or what kind of posts you decide to write.

Why on earth are you suddenly so furious? 🍿

I don't think I even stepped on anyone's toes. 😳

steelorca5 said:He’s just messing with you, honestly—he thinks you're six times more impressive than I do, but maybe you aren't quite sharp enough to catch onto the joke, haha 😳

I think those steroids finally fried your brain
neither you nor your buddy have any clue how much I'm laughing at both of you right now 🙂

steelorca5 said:I don't know why you're suddenly getting so worked up 🍿

I really didn't mean to step on anyone's toes here 😳

I'm not angry at all, I'm not even reading any of this
it doesn't matter what Grandma thinks or whatever you were dreaming about