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Some interesting stories

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Participants Matthew Cook43steelsurfer42Noah Anderson6mistyfalcon9placidjackal36Kevin Ruiz
Matthew Cook43 Matthew Cook43 NewcomerOP
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joined Apr 2009
#1 ·
I figured I’d drop in from time to time to share some random stories from my life.

Here’s the first one:

So, I was walking down the street with my buddies once. We were having a blast, but
honestly, I can't even remember why. We walked maybe ten feet together before we had to head home—total bummer, because we were actually having a great time. You don't find friends like that every day.
When I was a kid, I had tons of toys and spent all my time playing with them. I stuck to my toys—didn't bother messing around with stuff like silverware. I've heard some people actually play with forks or whatever, but that just seemed stupid to me when I had actual toys to play with.
I also had this remote-controlled car. It was bright red and seriously fast.
Sometimes, when it's raining, I'll pull back the curtain just to stare out the window—I love watching and listening to the rain hit the glass. Other times, even when it's clear, I'll peek through the curtain and watch people passing by. They all look so weird to me; I'll just sit there watching them until my mom calls me over to grab some food.
School is alright, except for the walls. Walls are total garbage because they stop me from going wherever I want to go. I hate them—walls, I mean.
Out of all my school supplies, the protractor is my favorite. Measuring angles is actually pretty cool.
steelsurfer42 steelsurfer42 Member
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joined Nov 2006
#2 ·
What, are you eight years old?
Noah Anderson6 Noah Anderson6 Newcomer
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joined Oct 2008
#3 ·
Way to go!
mistyfalcon9 mistyfalcon9 Newcomer
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joined Apr 2009
#4 ·
Jack Nicholson! 😍
Matthew Cook43 Matthew Cook43 NewcomerOP
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joined Apr 2009
#5 ·
steelsurfer42 said:What, are you eight years old or something?

Nope, I'm ten and a half—why do you ask?

So, I was reading this thing in the paper the other day about some guy over in Russia who lost his junk in an accident. Now, those doctors—and let's be real, they think they're geniuses—decided their big solution was to take whatever was left and sew it onto his hand. They're doing all this stuff with veins and whatnot, basically letting it sit on his arm for a few months to recover before they transplant it back where it actually belongs. Honestly, the part I can't stop thinking about is whether anyone bothered to ask him, "Hey, so which dick is currently attached to your hand?"
placidjackal36 placidjackal36 Active Member
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joined Jan 2008
#6 ·
😂 I’m going to hold my ground 😂🤣
Kevin Ruiz Kevin Ruiz Newcomer
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joined Aug 2009
#7 ·
Honestly, just mind-blowing.

-Kevin Ruiz

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