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The Chronos Crimes (2007) - without giving too much away, I'll just say it’s a pretty messy blend of sci-fi and thriller centered on time travel. The way time works in this movie is just one big, dumb loop that tries to be clever but ultimately always leads back to the exact same result (many-worlds interpretation? maybe.). Also, huge points against the script for some incredibly stupid coincidences (like how certain women look identical to the girl from the woods, or how after she escapes guy number two, she runs straight into guy number three instead of actually running away, or how guy number two happens to have his head wrapped perfectly so she doesn't run into the same guy when meeting guy number three) and specific scenes (when guy number three zooms past guy number two's car right behind him, or when guy number one—acting with zero brain cells—decides to climb into some airtight container filled with weird liquid or whatever that time machine is because a total stranger told him to, or how guy number two manages to force the girl from the woods to strip while threatening her with scissors and watching through binoculars from a distance—she could have easily just bolted). Honestly, I think this would have worked way better as a horror flick. Because of all those flaws (basically needing a massive suspension of disbelief) and that deterministic take on time, I can't give this anything decent. No passaran! 👎