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redowl90 redowl90 RegularOP
287 messages
joined Aug 2005
#1 ·
I’d like to ask the moderators to keep this thread open for now—feel free to lock it after Christmas.

Since everyone is such an expert on avoiding terrible translations, here is a list of movie titles. I want to see who can come up with the best American equivalents on the fly... let's see how much you actually know. 🙂

WAIST DEEP
KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS
SOMETHING NEW
IDLEWILD
SIXTY SIX
HOW TO EAT A FRIED WORMS
CONFETTI

There you go. Let's see if all those people lecturing me about bad translations are actually as smart as they claim to be.
Terry Ramos60 Terry Ramos60 Active Member
90 messages
joined Jan 2004
#2 ·
That's going to cost you. What kind of offer are you putting on the table?
Larry Martin11 Larry Martin11 Active Member
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joined Feb 2008
#3 ·
First off, Maria Peterson is absolutely right—professional translations aren't cheap, they cost a serious amount of money, yet you’re sitting here expecting us to do all that work for you for free? 😉

...but let’s set the jokes aside for a second. 🙂 That question was phrased all wrong...
Look, the movie title actually needs to be translated based on what’s happening in the content itself—because if you don't, you just end up with these totally nonsensical translations. For example, I would... Keeping Up with the Kardashians Literally translated. Down with the SteinsThe title is basically just a pun that doesn't even land with the actual content—which, honestly, I can't quite wrap my head around as it stands. A literal translation probably wouldn't make any sense in relation to the movie anyway. 🙂 And that’s exactly where things start falling apart. 🙂
Look, some of these titles aren't actually problematic—I mean, why wouldn't Confetti just be Confetti? I'm assuming the title carries some specific weight within the context of the movie, right? 🙂 It’s the same deal with Something New—sometimes a simple title really is the best way to go. Some titles work just fine being literal, like how Waist Deep could just be taken at face value, which ends up feeling totally pointless—like you're just stuck "waist deep" in something. Then again, it could be metaphorical, maybe an allusion to wasting time or just wasting away... I don't quite get the one with Fried Worms, though. If that's considered a "mistake," then fine, take it literally—it's not your fault if the filmmakers decided to go with a stupid title. 😁 If it’s actually baked into the title, it could be a subtle nod to a character's broken English—which, honestly, is one of those things that gets lost in translation when you try to move it over to American English. It’s a tricky balance, though. Take Adam Abel, for instance—one of the characters there doesn't speak great English, and his entire vocabulary of profanity is technically "wrong." Because of that, the translator kept using "For the sake of f**k" instead of the grammatically correct "For f**k's sake"—pardon my language—but it actually works perfectly for the character. Or look at how they handled Jonathan Safran Foer's work, where the protagonist struggles with English; the way that translates can really change the whole vibe of the story. 👍...but looking at these titles, why even bother making movies like this in the first place? 😉

🙂
Samuel Ortiz3 Samuel Ortiz3 Active Member
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joined Apr 2007
#4 ·
Man, I can't even deal! I remember being just a little kid, tagging along with my old man to the local AMC, all hyped up to see SUPER NINJA, only to find out the actual title was NINJA VS. NINJA! Seriously, what a letdown. I was absolutely crushed when I realized they'd lied to me!
cosmicraven2 cosmicraven2 Active Member
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joined Apr 2008
#5 ·
Waist Deep - "In a Tight Spot"
redowl90 redowl90 RegularOP
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joined Aug 2005
#6 ·
Amanda Lopez50 said:First off, Maria Peterson is right—professional translations aren't cheap, and you're basically asking us to do all that work for you here for free. 😉

...and now, let's set the salt aside. 🙂 That question was phrased a bit poorly...
Basically, movie titles need to be translated based on the actual content. If you don't do that, you end up with translations that just don't make any sense. For instance, if I were... Keeping Up with the Kardashians Literally translated. Down with the SteinsThe title is basically just a play on words that doesn't really connect to the content. Since I don't quite get the joke, a literal translation probably won't make any sense in relation to the movie either. 🙂 And that’s where things start to get complicated.
Some of these titles aren't actually problematic. I don't see why Confetti couldn't just be Confetti, especially since I assume the title carries some specific weight within the context of the movie. 🙂 It’s the same deal with Something New—sometimes a simple title really is the best way to go. Some titles can be tricky, though. Take Waist Deep; you could just take it literally and end up with something totally bland like "Up to the waist," or you could go for a metaphorical angle that might feel out of place, like an allusion to wasting away. I’m still not quite following the logic behind Fried Worms, either. If that’s considered a mistake, then a literal translation is probably fine. You aren't the one to blame if the filmmakers decided on a stupid title. 😁 If it’s actually part of the title, it might be a subtle nod to a character's poor grasp of English. That kind of nuance can sometimes get lost in translation, but it works beautifully when done right. Take Adam Abel, for example—one of the characters there isn't a native speaker, so his cursing is all messed up. Because of that, the translator keeps using "For the sake of f**k" instead of the grammatically correct "For f**k's sake." It feels wrong, but it perfectly captures the character's struggle. You see similar cleverness in how they handled the translation for All to be enlightened by Jonathan Safran Foer, where the protagonist also struggles with his English. 👍Looking at these titles, though... why even bother making movies like this in the first place? 😉

🙂

Look, it’s one thing to slap a title on a massive cinematic hit like Eragon, Little Miss Sunshine, or Deja Vu. No one complains about that. But when you start doing it for the home video market, that’s where things actually get complicated, because...
Most of these headlines are absolute garbage.
Nobody actually wants to sit through those movies just to translate them. If you want to make money, the translation has to be engaging enough to actually sell. Watching the same stuff over and over again is just a waste of time.

So far, I’ve realized that everyone here seems to be tripping up over translations—not when it comes to major theatrical releases, but specifically with those straight-to-video titles. I’ll throw out a few examples, and honestly, I think most of you are completely clueless.

That’s exactly why IMDb exists. You just head over to the site, type in the movie title, read the synopsis, and you're done. There's really no need to actually sit through the film when the plot summary already tells you exactly how much garbage you're dealing with. 😉 At the end of the day, you have to sell movies too, which is why catchy titles play such a massive role in the business.
Don't act surprised when a movie like *The Football Factory* gets titled *Fanaticism*, or when *Intermission* is renamed *Bloody Break*. It’s just how things work. 😁
Terry Ramos60 Terry Ramos60 Active Member
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joined Jan 2004
#7 ·
redowl90 said:1) most of these headlines are totalitarian garbage

When you claim that 'headlines are totalitarian garbage,' what exactly do you mean by that—are they born out of totalitarian regimes, or do you believe the headlines themselves function in a totalitarian manner? 😁
slyrider16 slyrider16 Active Member
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joined Mar 2006
#8 ·
WAIST Deep
In deep trouble

KEEPING UP WITH THE KAR DASHIANS
Those damn Kardashians

Something New
Some hellish thing

IDLEWILD
Thunder and hell

SIXTY SIX Hell
Sixty-six hellish ones

HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS
How to eat fried worms (straight from hell)

Confetti
Hellish confetti

Give me a break, at least one of these titles might actually
work. If not, just swap out 'hellish' for 'bloody.'
Terry Ramos60 Terry Ramos60 Active Member
90 messages
joined Jan 2004
#9 ·
translate everything as 'the heist of the century'😁
redowl90 redowl90 RegularOP
287 messages
joined Aug 2005
#10 ·
Maria Peterson said:just call the whole thing 'the heist of the century' 😁

😂

👍
Austin Roberts8 Austin Roberts8 Member
34 messages
joined Nov 2006
#11 ·
WAIST Deep - In deep shit, stuck in the sauce, caught in a bind

KEEPING UP WITH THE KAR DASHIANS - Family psychodrama, watching Jews, the Bar Mitzvah

Something New - A fresh start,

IDLEWILD Thunder - pure bliss

SIXTY SIX Hell - 77 😈

HOW TO EAT FRIED WORMS - Eating worms, eating crap, how to eat rotten worms or whatever else lies

Confetti - It’s gotta be Confetti, there’s no other way...
northernangler17 northernangler17 Member
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joined Oct 2006
#12 ·
Lali Puna said:just call the whole thing the 'scam of the century'

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

pure gold!

🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏

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