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Look, aside from the fact that this guy is condescending, rude, and (my favorite—you’ll remember if you grew up in the 90s) unreliable, he's impossible to argue with—and honestly, in certain situations, he’s earned every single insult he's taken on this forum.
The fact that someone like this is still posting and hasn't gone gray and silent forever is thanks to God knows what (we actually know why, but I'll keep quiet for aesthetic and safety reasons)—basically, we're looking at the literal definition of a troll, and a pretty successful version at that, because somehow, despite his "talents," he manages to rile people up, piss them off, and maybe even drive some more sensitive commenters to the brink of madness, which leads to an equally effective total wrecking of any discussion.
This intro is mostly just for show—the real point of this post is to issue a "Harassing Forum Members" card, worth a "45-point" mod penalty for the next post:
"Alright, we all know you're an unredeemable troll, but you can still choose not to be a complete jerk. Are you seriously trying to act like Reddit or something? >
If we assume (correctly) that moderators are beings who have evolved enough to have actual brains, there are three possible responses: "troll," "...choosing not to be a jerk," or "acting like Reddit."
The first one is proven, both in theory and practice—just look at this easy Wikipedia definition:
In internet slang, the term troll refers to a person who enters online communities such as forums, chat rooms,[1][2] newsgroups,[3], or blogs with the sole purpose of sending inflammatory,[4] mocking, rude, offensive, or off-topic messages to intentionally annoy other participants, stir up conflict, or disrupt the flow of conversation. >
The second point about choosing not to be a jerk comes from my irresistible humanistic instinct to give someone the benefit of the doubt before labeling them a jerk, and the third is just my sense of humor kicking in.
The fact that someone like this is still posting and hasn't gone gray and silent forever is thanks to God knows what (we actually know why, but I'll keep quiet for aesthetic and safety reasons)—basically, we're looking at the literal definition of a troll, and a pretty successful version at that, because somehow, despite his "talents," he manages to rile people up, piss them off, and maybe even drive some more sensitive commenters to the brink of madness, which leads to an equally effective total wrecking of any discussion.
This intro is mostly just for show—the real point of this post is to issue a "Harassing Forum Members" card, worth a "45-point" mod penalty for the next post:
"Alright, we all know you're an unredeemable troll, but you can still choose not to be a complete jerk. Are you seriously trying to act like Reddit or something? >
If we assume (correctly) that moderators are beings who have evolved enough to have actual brains, there are three possible responses: "troll," "...choosing not to be a jerk," or "acting like Reddit."
The first one is proven, both in theory and practice—just look at this easy Wikipedia definition:
In internet slang, the term troll refers to a person who enters online communities such as forums, chat rooms,[1][2] newsgroups,[3], or blogs with the sole purpose of sending inflammatory,[4] mocking, rude, offensive, or off-topic messages to intentionally annoy other participants, stir up conflict, or disrupt the flow of conversation. >
The second point about choosing not to be a jerk comes from my irresistible humanistic instinct to give someone the benefit of the doubt before labeling them a jerk, and the third is just my sense of humor kicking in.