Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Man, I’d seriously just want to tase her right in the back

totally justified

Man, you gotta take care of business right away! It’s crazy—someone was basically getting too close to the action with the plum harvest near the coast, and now they’re suspending him for a whole month without pay. That's way better than how those cheap soap companies over in Turkey handle things!

It’s all complete nonsense. It isn't that the officer was being too aggressive—it's that he was being downright weak, and honestly, probably just because he was facing some lady in her sixties.

Grandma is listening to Celine Dion

Maybe she's got some athlete in her blood.

Noah Ross7 said:Mexicans are total legends compared to those Republicans

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Looks like Vojislav Šešelj is behind this, haha

Do you think I should reach out to Rank and see if he'll refund my $167 after getting caught red-handed with my phone? He seems to be in a decent mood lately, so I figured it might be worth a shot...

Frank 🙂

Walter Grant5 said:Man, why does everything have to be an either-or thing? Obviously, he doesn't *only* have to hunt down major felons. That's impossible. It’s simple: some infractions are trivial and, for the most part, aren't even really offenses—it's all about context. If the road is clear, people are gonna cross. Nobody stands there like a deer in headlights on an empty street waiting for the pedestrian signal to turn green. Some laws are just stupid and need to be more about situational compromise. Like, if some idiot sprints in front of a moving subway train, yeah, they should get a ticket. Laws need context, not just some rigid formula.

She missed the mark on her approach, no question. When you corner me with that "what would you do" question, look, she’d probably just let her go or give her a slap on the wrist for something minor. She isn't gonna tackle her like some drunk, aggressive psycho. It just doesn't fit.

Since you can clearly see from the video she was in a rush, it's pretty easy to assume she wasn't being careful crossing a street that wasn't exactly empty either. This cop probably doesn't pull over everyone who jaywalks; he's likely thinking the same thing you and everyone else is.

How's he supposed to write her a ticket if he doesn't want to stop her?
Follow her... where? All the way home?

Noah Ross7 said:Frank 🙂

What’s going on?

It's fine, you're still breathing

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Just one more for tonight before I crack open my first beer

Just Danak

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Noah Ross7 said:It's fine, you're still breathing

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Typical.

Does his wife actually listen to little Ugljes?

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Matthew Anderson4 said:Since you can clearly see from the video she was in a rush, it's pretty easy to assume she wasn't being careful crossing a street that wasn't exactly empty either. This cop probably doesn't pull over everyone who jaywalks; he's likely thinking the same thing you and everyone else is.

How's he supposed to write her a ticket if he doesn't want to stop her?
Follow her... where? All the way home?

Man, what are you even saying. He’d just tackle her to the ground and call for backup, for Christ's sake.

Noah Ross7 said:Does his wife actually listen to little Ugljes?

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She’s just your typical wife—currently sitting in a jail cell because she forgot to pay for an item at Target.
As for little Ugljes, he took a beating and is currently behind bars. He decided to speak up during class. Still, I have a feeling they'll let him back out next year.

Who could have possibly imagined last year that we'd be celebrating Christmas with the partisans 🙂

God, looking at the last few days, it’s like someone else is masquerading as Tomislav Karamarko. Look, he’s still talking out of his ass, but he’s actually made progress when it comes to giving statements. He isn't just stumbling over his words anymore; he’s actually using civilized language and coherent sentences.