Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Susan Kim2 said:Can you lend me $10 for coffee and tobacco? I already made plans, and it feels stupid going without my smokes

😂

It’s not that he thinks it’s stupid to go; he’s definitely going, it’s just that showing up empty-handed without any smokes feels foolish. 🙏

I mean, based on how the group is acting... 😂

''I guess I'll dress even worse'' 🙏

Eric Fox7 said:Roddy from Hammond is easily the most powerhouse character right now🙏🙏

But what's with that tennis pose? WTF 😂

Susan Kim2 said:But what's with that tennis pose? WTF 😂

I've got about a hundred different numbers saved in my phone🤣🤣

That Owl character had their phone stolen last episode 🤣

-Jerry is basically loaded; his brother keeps funneling money into his accounts, so he’s swimming in cash, making millions, you know? He lives the high life—healthy eating, organic stuff, strictly vegan every single day. It sounds absolutely wild, honestly. But the biggest issue of all is that the guy is just incredibly dim-witted, if you catch my drift. And that’s the one thing you just can't fix.

-How am I supposed to mess things up if he's that clueless?

-Because you're just as dim-witted as he is. Eeee, that's really the whole story, I guess.

Alright, after catching episodes 2 and 3, I have to say this show is pretty high-level for what we usually get here 🙏

My cousin from Boise 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Go ahead and watch it a seventh time, Sebastian, because why wouldn't you? 🤣

There, it's finally working 🤣

bluebison47 said:I've got about a hundred different numbers saved in my phone🤣🤣

That Owl character had their phone stolen last episode 🤣

They'll give the phone back, the universe will align, everything will be fine. 🤣
Owl is killing it.

Jessica Gonzalez said:-Jerry is basically loaded; his brother keeps funneling money into his accounts, so he’s swimming in cash, making millions, you know? He lives the high life—healthy eating, organic stuff, strictly vegan every single day. It sounds absolutely wild, honestly. But the biggest issue of all is that the guy is just incredibly dim-witted, if you catch my drift. And that’s the one thing you just can't fix.

-How am I supposed to mess things up if he's that clueless?

-Because you're just as dim-witted as he is. Eeee, that's really the whole story, I guess.

I've watched this clip at least 10 or 15 times now.

Pope 🙏

See how brilliant you are 🙏

brightpilot6 said:I've watched this clip at least 10 or 15 times now.

Pope 🙏

See how brilliant you are 🙏

Or maybe when he shows up to the party, starts searching all over the couch, and everyone asks, "Where's the fun part?" 🙏 🙏 🙏

This guy is absolutely pathetic, constantly scratching himself down there like he can't help it...
You either are, or you aren't...

Roddy is the best; I know a few guys like him since I grew up around those parts. It’s always the same vibe, the same stories, and even the same bags—everything is identical. I actually have a neighbor just like him, he even sports the exact same beard. If I hadn't watched the video and had only heard the audio, I bet I could have sworn it was him. It’s funniest when he asks where he's been or what's going on, and before Dino can even get a word out, this guy just cuts him off immediately like, "Stop being an idiot and just listen..." 🙏

Susan Kim2 said:Can you lend me $10 for coffee and tobacco? I already made plans, and it feels stupid going without my smokes

yeah, exactly 😂

and honestly, the best part is when someone actually drinks it, you seriously can't beat how they play up that face, it’s gotta look just like that in real life too 😂😂

Jessica Gonzalez said:Roddy is the best; I know a few guys like him since I grew up around those parts. It’s always the same vibe, the same stories, and even the same bags—everything is identical. I actually have a neighbor just like him, he even sports the exact same beard. If I hadn't watched the video and had only heard the audio, I bet I could have sworn it was him. It’s funniest when he asks where he's been or what's going on, and before Dino can even get a word out, this guy just cuts him off immediately like, "Stop being an idiot and just listen..." 🙏

Like when you try to get a waiter's attention by whistling 🤣

1/1

Can someone please give me the full rundown?

here comes the Arsenal fan 😂🤣

Yeah, exactly, making connections. "We've got a wild crew this year, and Wenger is a total creep" 😂 🤣

total idiot

just some kid from the sticks

😂

And this one here, the one from Rotary, it’s actually quite lovely if you look closely...

Yeah, you guys really are something else, aren't you? Honestly.

Not to mention that expression 🙏

Amanda Evans2 said:This guy is absolutely pathetic, constantly scratching himself down there like he can't help it...
You either are, or you aren't...

Generally speaking, his entire body language is top-tier. He makes it look so effortless when he's describing how Jerry is raking in millions😂

restlesssurfer97 said:here comes the Arsenal fan 😂🤣

🤣

Get off that couch right now, you’re seriously getting on my nerves, just go finish your degree already.

Am I gonna give it? How much... if you just gave me two or three hours, I’d have all of this wrapped up, honestly, everything those people take seven years to struggle through, I’d knock it out in two hours flat.

😂🤣😂