Offside Chat Archives (2014-2021)

Paul Sanders5 said:The whole world has gone completely insane, especially here in our neck of the woods in the US. I mean, seriously, what would actually happen if a disease hit us with a legitimate mortality rate—the kind that used to sweep the globe back in the day? These fragile little states of ours would just crumble instantly. 🙏

And now, I just know someone’s gonna waltz in and say, "Oh, people are dying from this illness." Yeah, no kidding. The elderly and people already battling other stuff. So... what, like every other serious disease ever? And don't even get me started on the "expert" advice flying around, like "make sure to wash your hands." Give me a break. If you need a global pandemic to be the trigger for you to finally wash your damn hands, you're beyond help. 🙏

Exactly. Everyone acts like they have everything under control—it's the modern world, the 21st century, we aren't living in the Middle Ages... yet one relatively mild pandemic shows up (compared to the plague or cholera) and suddenly we're right back in the jungle.

Amanda Evans2 said:well, I actually wash mine before I go 🤦

Honestly, same here. I wouldn't dream of touching anything sensitive after grabbing onto a subway pole without washing my hands first. 😁

I’ve struggled with fairly intense OCD for quite some time now, which means I tend to steer clear of handshakes, touching public surfaces, and all that other stuff... people have always looked at me like I was losing my mind.
Sometimes the panic starts to set in, but lately, I’ve managed to act just like everyone else around me.

I guess my moment has finally arrived ☕

Amanda Evans2 said:I’ve struggled with fairly intense OCD for quite some time now, which means I tend to steer clear of handshakes, touching public surfaces, and all that other stuff... people have always looked at me like I was losing my mind.
Sometimes the panic starts to set in, but lately, I’ve managed to act just like everyone else around me.

I guess my moment has finally arrived ☕

I'm going to smash those crystal masks☕

Amanda Evans2 said:I’ve struggled with fairly intense OCD for quite some time now, which means I tend to steer clear of handshakes, touching public surfaces, and all that other stuff... people have always looked at me like I was losing my mind.
Sometimes the panic starts to set in, but lately, I’ve managed to act just like everyone else around me.

I guess my moment has finally arrived ☕

Yeah, you don't. ☕

I’m certainly not saying that in public.

urbanhawk17 said:Yeah, you don't. ☕

🤣
idiot ☕

Every single forum thread is filled with epidemiologists and doctors, and it's the exact same story on every social media platform—medical professionals stepping up to explain the actual truth about the virus. I see it in every local coffee shop too. And yet, some people still claim we have a shortage of doctors in this country. What absolute fools ☕

Joseph Clark37 said:Every single forum thread is filled with epidemiologists and doctors, and it's the exact same story on every social media platform—medical professionals stepping up to explain the actual truth about the virus. I see it in every local coffee shop too. And yet, some people still claim we have a shortage of doctors in this country. What absolute fools ☕

I mean, if the Euro doesn't happen, all 4 million voters are probably going to pivot into medical school anyway 🤣

We’re going to stay closed for now, just so we can cause even more trouble later...
It's a losing battle, plain and simple...

Seriously though, what even is this Corona nonsense? Give me a break...
We actually pulled it off. Lynching is officially banned in the US.

Here we go, just some ☕

January baby boom

Peter Thompson4 said:Seriously though, what even is this Corona nonsense? Give me a break...
We actually pulled it off. Lynching is officially banned in the US.

Here we go, just some ☕

🤔 clarification

Where are all the experts at? ☕

Anyone got a medical mask they're looking to sell or give away?
The sun is actually out, my neighbor is wandering around their apartment naked right across the street, and I'm sitting here sipping coffee on the balcony pretending I'm in quarantine just so I can get a good look at them...

Man, if only Corona was around every single day... ☕

I've got one—it's just a tiny little thing ($33)

Hand over twenty bucks.

First one's on the house.

Eric Fox7 said:I've got one—it's just a tiny little thing ($33)

Are we talking about a single item here, or a full package?

Elizabeth Mendoza said:Are we talking about a single item here, or a full package?

Inhale, exhale...

If we're talking about packages, then just give me a hundred of them