Soccer Club Kits, Vol. 1

Robert Torres said:A few new ones:

Milan:


One's for the Italian league, the other's for the Champions League

Marseille:


I'm not really feeling the Milan one, but that Marseille design is killer again.

They're essentially the same thing; it's just that the one for Serie A looks like it has some Scotch tape stuck to it.🤔

Carl Mendoza4 said:They're essentially the same thing; it's just that the one for Serie A looks like it has some Scotch tape stuck to it.🤔

Plus, it's a bit narrower. 😁

Carl Mendoza4 said:They're essentially the same thing; it's just that the one for Serie A looks like it has some Scotch tape stuck to it.🤔

And I’ve got a feeling this is one of those "anti-hooligan" complete slim-fit versions. You know the ones—you can't even breathe in them if you pull them on too tight. I read somewhere that they sell like crap because, let's face it, most fans don't have the shredded physique of a pro athlete, so the thing just looks ridiculous on a normal person. They probably only made two of them, so they're spinning a whole story about how one is specifically designed for Liverpool FC.

Michelle Palmer6 said:Plus, it's a bit narrower. 😁

mellowowl38 said:And I’ve got a feeling this is one of those "anti-hooligan" complete slim-fit versions. You know the ones—you can't even breathe in them if you pull them on too tight. I read somewhere that they sell like crap because, let's face it, most fans don't have the shredded physique of a pro athlete, so the thing just looks ridiculous on a normal person. They probably only made two of them, so they're spinning a whole story about how one is specifically designed for Liverpool FC.

Aha, I didn't realize that. It seems like all the jerseys used to fit that way for Maniche.😁

Terry Bishop7 said:This new Bayern kit isn't actually all that groundbreaking; it’s really just a "retro" look, since they had jerseys very similar to this back in the 70s.

Exactly. Plus, I'm pretty sure they only dropped it to celebrate some anniversary, maybe the club's 110th or something?

Cleats just hit different when you're playing in MLS 😉

blueridge32 said:Cleats just hit different when you're playing in MLS 😉

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Serie A players might as well play barefoot at this rate. It’s all just looking a bit messy.

Carl Mendoza4 said:Aha, I didn't realize that. It seems like all the jerseys used to fit that way for Maniche.😁

I don't know, man, but to me, it just seems like the most logical explanation. 😁 When you throw on a kit like that—not even talking about Milan, but more like that new Chelsea one that’s just aggressively blue—it clings to every single part of your body. Unless you're some kind of elite athlete with rock-solid abs and a shredded physique, which, let's face it, 95% of fans aren't, it's going to look terrible. Even if you're a totally normal person—not buff, but not overweight either—that thing is going to make you look huge.

Back in the day, Blackburn fans actually staged protests because the club signed a deal with Kappa for their kits... right when they’d just rolled out those insanely tight jerseys that no beefy Englishman could ever squeeze into. They were so pissed they ended up protesting right outside the stadium...🤣

Carl Mendoza4 said:They're essentially the same thing; it's just that the one for Serie A looks like it has some Scotch tape stuck to it.🤔

The first one has a bit more black on the sleeves and the stripes look slightly different in shape and thickness, but honestly, it's the same crap...

Carl Mendoza4 said:Aha, I didn't realize that. It seems like all the jerseys used to fit that way for Maniche.😁

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He loves a good push-up, but honestly? He’s even more obsessed with double push-ups. 🙏

That guy from Reading isn't half bad

Uffff, I just noticed the way those two are eyeing each other, and this guy even has 'long' written on his back🤣🤦

Liverpool 🤦

Marseille and especially Reading 🙏

Marseille consistently produces top-tier kits every single year.

That guy Milan is just your typical Italian show-off

I spotted that new American checkered pattern at the shop today, and man, I gotta tell ya—it looks even better in person!

New Scottish gear, glad they finally ditched Diadora😁 Besides my national team jerseys, I’ve only got a few pieces of Scottish kit left, and this would be a great addition to the collection👍