Posts by Keith James812

Roger Reed49 said:"Oh, you started the fight, so now you can't back out? Give me a break." 🙄

Seriously, are you a man or a chicken? It doesn't matter who threw the first punch... 🙄 😁

Roger Reed49 said:I just didn't have the chance.🙄

Alright, fine, whatever... let's just drop it before I start cracking up again.😁 😁

Chloe Garcia98 said:What he just can't wrap his head around is 🤣
Did he even have the decency to reach out and say he wasn't coming? ☕

Of course he did... because clearly, he's a total MORON and an ABSOLUTE IDIOT 🙄 🤣

Chloe Garcia98 said:Wow... you guys actually managed to run into each other 😬 👍
And?

and... she really needs to show up too, but honestly, we've already had our fill of this nonsense 🙄

nimblewalker58 said:Look, I'll swing by next weekend so you don't have to drink your coffee "all by yourself."😁

😍

So you're a conservative? Sure, whatever! 😎

Chloe Garcia98 said:I’ll probably remember 🙄 😬 once it actually gets here.

Anyway, whatever, let's move on from that... I was grabbing coffee with Johnson yesterday😍

Chloe Garcia98 said:look, you don't necessarily have to go 🙄 😁

I can't help it... I've got this major flaw where I'm way too discreet 😢 but he? Not at all. So just go ahead and grill him whenever you run into him. 😁

Chloe Garcia98 said:Give me a break... 😍

I actually can't even deal... this is way too much. 😳

Yeah, I’m sending some love back to hehehoha too... 🤣 🤣 🤣 It’s honestly terrifying 🤣 My tongue is itching like crazy right now, but I gotta keep my mouth shut 😁

Walter Myers4 said:Aren't you sweating just looking at mayo? It hit 108 degrees here today. I am being dead serious—how does anyone survive this? I heard some weird tip about chewing sesame seeds helping... also, have you noticed how the heat is making everyone lose their minds?😁

How on earth are you sweating from mayo straight out of the fridge? 😕

Just kidding, Walter Myers4 😁 😘 I'm bored as hell 😢

Walter Myers4 said:Man, it was absolutely scorching today. How did you guys manage to stay alive out there? What's the damage on the food and drink front?👍

Breakfast was just a whole wheat snack bar
Lunch was two apricots

😎

Oh, and I totally blanked on my snack—some spicy chicken breast, half a loaf of bread with a burger and mayo, and a little bit of Coca-Cola😳 😁

I honestly thought this thread was about what people over 30 should be eating, you know? But then I look at this stuff and—holy crap—it’s like we’ve reached the point where if I don't switch my entire diet to this nonsense right now, I won't even make it through the summer. 😲 🤣

Arthur Barnes said:Look, maybe the food was fine to begin with. They probably made it fresh overnight, but my mom—who, by the way, works in some top-secret lab out near Sisak, spooky stuff 😁—bought it in the afternoon and then hauled it all the way across the state to reach Chicago. Of course things went sideways.

Still, I’ll give some thought to calling the cops. 🙏 🙏

Think about it, man. It isn't right to just leave people hanging like that... 😁 besides, for some folks, gut infections don't just pass; they cause serious complications, and it doesn't just end after five days of weird bathroom trips... so it wouldn't be the worst thing to check in on someone, just in case they need proof that what they're feeling is actually happening...

Arthur Barnes said:In... in... in... Sisak 🙏 🙏 🙏

Honestly, it wouldn't be the worst idea to send someone out to... you know... Sisak 🙏 just to grab some samples and get things moving...

poor little guy 😘

Look, you nailed everything else, but you missed the most critical part—where on earth did you find that breakfast burrito? 😁

Man, you guys just triggered a memory. This was back when one of those early Mexican soap operas was absolutely blowing up on TV. My cat had just had three kittens, and my mom—bless her heart—decided they all needed to be named after the lead ladies from that show 🙄 😁 So, anyway, a friend comes over to my place, and I’m doing the whole big introduction for the kittens: "Okay, so this one is Rose... then this black-and-white one is Candida, and..." Before I could even finish, she cuts me off with: "And what's the guy's name? Trichomonas?" 🤣 🤣

I haven't touched a cigarette since New Year's Eve, so I'm basically just a couple months away from hitting that two-month milestone 🙏

Harrison Ford said:What do I know? Look, I don't really get all this technical stuff. 😁😁😁

Fine, then just send me a message from the President and we'll call it even. 😁

driftingdriver4 said:Oh, so now you're gonna act all high and mighty and say it's wrong to pick on people with mental health issues?

Who gave you permission to go around quoting my posts, you absolute moron?

Gerald Bailey said:Isn't that total bullshit? 😁 😁 😁

What?